The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.

How many Poshes can you find?

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Spice Girl Victoria Beckham does her best to distance herself from other celebrity designers. The fashion forward singer tells Elle that other bold-faced sartorialists - for example, Sarah Jessica Parker and Jennifer Lopez - simply stick their name on a shirt and call it art. Not Posh, who claims her inner queer guides her wild aesthetic.

There are so many - and I hate the word celebrities - clothing lines and fragrances, and most of them have nothing to do with it.
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I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out. I don't give a [bleep] what anybody thinks!

Funny, we kind of think she looks like a post-op tranny. Victoria, you are way campier than even you realize. You're so camp, in fact, we're surprised you even exist at all.

Meanwhile, Posh felt the deep need to remind us that she's married to David Beckham, with whom she enjoys being naked: "I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him every night." Tart.

In honor of the Spice Girls' new plane, our friends Pretty On The Outside concocted this high-flying illustration. It took at least 38 NASA technicians to design the aerodynamic upturned nose. It offsets the aluminum titties, which happened to be created by Posh's surgeon.

Speaking of the girls, check out these pictures from Victoria Beckham's Parisian photo shoot. She looks disarmingly innocent. We all know better, though.

Marc Jacobs drew stars galore at his show last night, including this fine - and perplexing - trio: Vincent Gallo, Heath Ledger and Michael Stipe.

See some more crowd shots - and a monstrous looking Courtney Love - after the jump…

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The wild world of celebrity sure can seem exotic. We see endless pictures of our favorite stars jetting to-and-fro, gobbling up free gifts and partaking in glamorous activities, such as black face. While it's great to fantasize about joining their astronomical ranks, it's even more fun to fantasize about them joining our pedestrian gutter.

Thankfully, some photo-shop lovers over at Paris Hiltron have taken it upon themselves to illustrate what Posh, Becks, Sarah Jessica Parker and other assorted celebs would look like as typical Americans. As you can see, David and Victoria look more like mum and dad than soccer stud and sexy singer.

Not only has Paris Hiltron provided us with a much needed belly laugh, but they've confirmed our Larry King suspicions. If the chatter-box weren't working for CNN, he'd be a grandmother who spends her last days arranging dying flowers.

The silly site, which we found thanks to old friend !!omg blog!!, also offers us a glimpse in Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's respective, entirely fitting futures.

Have a laugh - especially at Ann Coulter - after the jump.

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There's no doubt Perez Hilton's left an indelible - and, at times, irritating - mark on popular culture. In addition to his staggeringly successful blog, the shit-stirrer recently landed a VH1 reality show, appeared on The View and received a "surprise" visit from Victoria Beckham. So, how does Hilton, born Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr, stay humble? He doesn't.

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The Beckhams have landed in Los Angeles, boys and girls - and, miraculously, the world kept spinning.

David officially joins LA Galaxy today, while Victoria will keep herself busy with her perfume and denim collections. And a special appearance on The Tonight Show this evening. Her reality show also airs on NBC next Monday.

The Beckhams certainly are busy - where do they find time for it all. And, more importantly, where are their children? Did they leave them behind or are they being shipped with the furniture?

Everyone's clamoring about Spice Girls' joyous reunion.

Yeah, it's exciting to think that we can relive the magic of the quintet's outdated crooning, but not nearly as exciting as the news that Geri Halliwell's penned a children's book: Ugenia Lavender.

Judging from some of the characters' names - Davey Bockham and Posh Princess Vatoria - Halliwell's got one incredible imagination. And sense of smell.

Via The Sun:

Spice Girls’ reunion mastermind Simon Fuller has laid down the law ahead of the group’s comeback.

Fuller has given the girls a list of rules to follow — including strict instructions not to get pregnant.

As if Posh's barren, hungry womb could foster human life. Bacteria and the occasional virus, sure, but a baby? Simon Fuller's crazier than a shit house rat.

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• Hey! Here's a timeline of Massachusetts' road to true equality.

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Victoria Beckham took some time off from not eating yesterday to throw the first pitch at the Los Angeles Dodgers' game against the New York Mets yesterday. It's been a while since we played baseball, but those shoes sure don't look like cleats to us. They are, however, pretty sporty. Mel C's probably spinning in her grave. What's that? Mel C's still kicking? Well, she better kick Posh's skinny ass off her turf.

Here are some shots of Posh attempting athletics and, it seems, striking up a supicious friendship with Dodgers' drop dead gorgeous catcher, Mike Lieberthal.

• Ocean's 13 stars Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and George Clooney, as well as producer Jerry Weintraub received stars on the walk of fame today. Of the honor, Clooney remarked:

I have got to say, I must say, if I had to be on my hands and knees with three other guys, I can't think of three better guys to do it with.

For some reason we think he's said that before…

• Once a staunch supporter of the Defense of Marriage Act, Hillary Clinton told the HRC queer questionnaire she'd like to dismantle the federal government's role in marriage law. Does this mean she's moving toward full endorsement of state-based same-sex marriage? Hardly.

• South Africa's "first comprehensive lesbian website" debuts. What's a comprehensive lesbian? Is that like versatile?

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Victoria Beckham wears the pants in her marriage to soccer star, David. Here's the former Spice Girl returning to England after making an appearnace at the MTV Movie Awards. Daily Mail jokes that she looks like The Village People's leather daddy, Glenn Hughes.

The Mail may be kidding, but Posh isn't fucking around with those boots. Damn, boy! Oh - we mean, girl!