Comments on: Take This Poll And Shove It Up Your… http://www.queerty.com/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/ Free of an agenda. Except that gay one. Wed, 15 Feb 2012 10:20:58 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Navarchus http://www.queerty.com/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-178 Navarchus Tue, 16 May 2006 22:52:57 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/wp/morning-goods/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-178 How about George, fucked up with a cell-phone in his hand, driving a sweaty Naomi Campbell? Ew. I just grossed myself out. How about George, fucked up with a cell-phone in his hand, driving a sweaty Naomi Campbell?

Ew. I just grossed myself out.

]]> By: The Ghost of Dorothy Gale http://www.queerty.com/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-177 The Ghost of Dorothy Gale Tue, 16 May 2006 22:40:14 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/wp/morning-goods/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-177 Are you sure that's George Michael?? 'Cause that sure looks just like Slo Motion Shorty, the thousand-year-old ingénue that hangs out under the expressay overpass down the street from me: Same toothless maw, same stubby whiskers, same scraggly eyebrows, same startled expression that pulls the loose skin taut over that ancient skull -- no doubt practiced in a mirror for days on end for just this sort of photo op. I can almost smell his urine-soaked boxer-briefs though my broadband connection. What a fabulously different take on a Judy Garland impersonation. Are you sure that’s George Michael?? ‘Cause that sure looks just like Slo Motion Shorty, the thousand-year-old ingénue that hangs out under the expressay overpass down the street from me: Same toothless maw, same stubby whiskers, same scraggly eyebrows, same startled expression that pulls the loose skin taut over that ancient skull — no doubt practiced in a mirror for days on end for just this sort of photo op. I can almost smell his urine-soaked boxer-briefs though my broadband connection. What a fabulously different take on a Judy Garland impersonation.

]]> By: Ryan http://www.queerty.com/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-176 Ryan Tue, 16 May 2006 19:16:21 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/wp/morning-goods/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-176 I was going to say George Michael, just because you can't help but be scared while looking into those "deer in the headlights" eyes. I was going to say George Michael, just because you can’t help but be scared while looking into those “deer in the headlights” eyes.

]]> By: Weston http://www.queerty.com/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-175 Weston Tue, 16 May 2006 16:48:53 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/wp/morning-goods/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-175 While I think that anyone behind a carwheel is dangerous, I'd have to say that Naomi Campbell holding a cell phone is more frightening. I would not want to come across that bitch anytime of day with any type of object in her hand whether it be a marshmellow, banana, and most definitely any type of electronic appliance. While I think that anyone behind a carwheel is dangerous, I’d have to say that Naomi Campbell holding a cell phone is more frightening. I would not want to come across that bitch anytime of day with any type of object in her hand whether it be a marshmellow, banana, and most definitely any type of electronic appliance.

]]> By: Ridwah http://www.queerty.com/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-174 Ridwah Tue, 16 May 2006 15:05:53 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/wp/morning-goods/take-this-poll-and-shove-it-up-your-20060516/#comment-174 George is sloppy, but Naomi is just evil. George is sloppy, but Naomi is just evil.

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