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Taking the Boys Out for a Ride

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OH SNAP — Whose Lycra-stretching package was taking a ride through the California hills this week?

Cyclist Lance Armstrong, who’s training with teammates for his Tour De France return.

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Photo: Fame

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By:           editor editor
On:           Feb 6, 2009
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14 Comments

No. 1 · PearlsBeforeSwine

Calm down, its padding or a cup. Any professional cyclist (and especially Lance Armstrong) would know how much riding on a bicycle can damage those puppies.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · JNunzio

Am I the only one who thinks that he is the scummiest “hero” we have? I can’t stand him.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 5:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · ChristopherM

I still haven’t forgiven him for giving poor Sheryl Crow the cancer.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Power

Um, shouldn’t this be entitled “Taking the ~Boy~ out for a ride?” Just for accuracy’s sake?

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · walt zipprian

He looks like syphillis.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 5:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Geoff

@ #4 Power: I was going to point out the same thing lol.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · mrbill

Hey there fake he had testicular cancer remember !!!

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · JJ

Who knows, maybe he had a Neutical implant? http://www.neuticles.com/

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 7:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · David Dust

Looks like he has a camel toe.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 8:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Distingué Traces

@Power:

I, too, was pipped at the post by this comment.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 9:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · tehk

What you are seeing there is the his chamois on his lycra cycling bibshorts. I am sure he has more than enough going on down there, but unless he is cheating like the boys in the Giro(with viagra) he won’t be showing it while riding.

Posted: Feb 6, 2009 at 10:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · HYHYBT

How do you give someone cancer?

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 1:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · ChristopherM

@HYHYBT:

It was a joke, dude. Except for Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose cancer I am convinced stems from the last 8 years of Constitutional fuckery by Bush/Cheney.

Posted: Feb 7, 2009 at 2:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · brentbent

@ChristopherM: RBG gots teh cancer after she drank from a water fountain that Clarence Thomas had just used. Of course, Thomas doesn’t have teh cancer, he was only a carrier, because he’s a Republican and they give them teh anti-cancer shots as long as he continues to vote the way they want him to vote.

;-)

Posted: Feb 8, 2009 at 3:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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