OH SNAP — Whose Lycra-stretching package was taking a ride through the California hills this week?
Cyclist Lance Armstrong, who’s training with teammates for his Tour De France return.
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Calm down, its padding or a cup. Any professional cyclist (and especially Lance Armstrong) would know how much riding on a bicycle can damage those puppies.
What you are seeing there is the his chamois on his lycra cycling bibshorts. I am sure he has more than enough going on down there, but unless he is cheating like the boys in the Giro(with viagra) he won’t be showing it while riding.
@ChristopherM: RBG gots teh cancer after she drank from a water fountain that Clarence Thomas had just used. Of course, Thomas doesn’t have teh cancer, he was only a carrier, because he’s a Republican and they give them teh anti-cancer shots as long as he continues to vote the way they want him to vote.
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PearlsBeforeSwine
Calm down, its padding or a cup. Any professional cyclist (and especially Lance Armstrong) would know how much riding on a bicycle can damage those puppies.
JNunzio
Am I the only one who thinks that he is the scummiest “hero” we have? I can’t stand him.
ChristopherM
I still haven’t forgiven him for giving poor Sheryl Crow the cancer.
Power
Um, shouldn’t this be entitled “Taking the ~Boy~ out for a ride?” Just for accuracy’s sake?
walt zipprian
He looks like syphillis.
Geoff
@ #4 Power: I was going to point out the same thing lol.
mrbill
Hey there fake he had testicular cancer remember !!!
JJ
Who knows, maybe he had a Neutical implant? http://www.neuticles.com/
David Dust
Looks like he has a camel toe.
Distingué Traces
@Power:
I, too, was pipped at the post by this comment.
tehk
What you are seeing there is the his chamois on his lycra cycling bibshorts. I am sure he has more than enough going on down there, but unless he is cheating like the boys in the Giro(with viagra) he won’t be showing it while riding.
HYHYBT
How do you give someone cancer?
ChristopherM
@HYHYBT:
It was a joke, dude. Except for Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose cancer I am convinced stems from the last 8 years of Constitutional fuckery by Bush/Cheney.
brentbent
@ChristopherM: RBG gots teh cancer after she drank from a water fountain that Clarence Thomas had just used. Of course, Thomas doesn’t have teh cancer, he was only a carrier, because he’s a Republican and they give them teh anti-cancer shots as long as he continues to vote the way they want him to vote.
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