Taking the Boys Out for a Ride
OH SNAP — Whose Lycra-stretching package was taking a ride through the California hills this week?
Cyclist Lance Armstrong, who’s training with teammates for his Tour De France return.
Photo: Fame
Am I the only one who thinks that he is the scummiest “hero” we have? I can’t stand him.
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I still haven’t forgiven him for giving poor Sheryl Crow the cancer.
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Um, shouldn’t this be entitled “Taking the ~Boy~ out for a ride?” Just for accuracy’s sake?
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Hey there fake he had testicular cancer remember !!!
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Who knows, maybe he had a Neutical implant? http://www.neuticles.com/
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@Power:
I, too, was pipped at the post by this comment.
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What you are seeing there is the his chamois on his lycra cycling bibshorts. I am sure he has more than enough going on down there, but unless he is cheating like the boys in the Giro(with viagra) he won’t be showing it while riding.
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@HYHYBT:
It was a joke, dude. Except for Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose cancer I am convinced stems from the last 8 years of Constitutional fuckery by Bush/Cheney.
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@ChristopherM: RBG gots teh cancer after she drank from a water fountain that Clarence Thomas had just used. Of course, Thomas doesn’t have teh cancer, he was only a carrier, because he’s a Republican and they give them teh anti-cancer shots as long as he continues to vote the way they want him to vote.
;-)
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Calm down, its padding or a cup. Any professional cyclist (and especially Lance Armstrong) would know how much riding on a bicycle can damage those puppies.