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Tan Mom Is Making A Gay Porn —You Read That Correctly

0511-tanning-mom-tmz-patricia-krentcil-3Patricia Krentcil, better-known as sunscreen-phobic Tan Mom, has been hired to appear in a gay porn. We’ll pause for a moment while you process that information.

TMZ reports Lucas Entertainment, the gay porn company run by Michael Lucas, has hired Krentcil for a cameo appearance in an upcoming adult epic. But calm down, TM’s clothes will stay on and she’s not having sex on camera. For her hard work, she’ll be paid $1,000 or roughly the amount you’d have to pay us to watch.

By:           EDITORS
On:           May 11, 2013
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  • 9 Comments
    • oilburner
      oilburner

      Good for the tan mom I saw this chick on Howard Stern. She’s a riot and lucky her i wish I was making a porn with Michael Lucas . Although I’d prefer a non clothed role and I totally do it for free

      May 11, 2013 at 7:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LeNair Xavier
      LeNair Xavier

      Another reason to confirm why my leaving the gay porn industry was the right thing to do. Michael Lucas is paying some obvious quack $1,000 for a cameo. Meanwhile, I have heard from more than a few sources that Lucas pays only $500 to someone having full-on sex. I ended talks of a production deal with FlavaWorks over this very same kind of disproportion in pay between sex models and non-sex models with some half-assed notoriety. Granted, the pay difference was a good number times worse in my situation with FlavaWorks, but obviously the same disregard for sex performers and the possible extra costs that can occur (Ex: STD treatments) is at play. So anyone who doesn’t see something seriously wrong with that thought process is beyond hopeless.

      May 11, 2013 at 9:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miss Understood
      Miss Understood

      I would only watch it if she was actually having sex! Orange and pink has always been my favorite color combination.

      By the way, Michael Lucas endorsed Mitt Romney despite the fact the Romney would like to make porn illegal. That’s enough to turn me off to any of his products.

      May 11, 2013 at 11:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Merv
      Merv

      Are we sure that’s not Frigide Barjot?

      May 13, 2013 at 12:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WayDifferent
      WayDifferent

      And gays will buy it with their abundance of disposable income. If you want to march on Washington again, it should be against being patronized by your own.

      May 13, 2013 at 2:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MK Ultra
      MK Ultra

      @Merv: LOL that’s what I was going to say. Frigide Barjot moonlighting in gay porn – a step up for her.

      May 13, 2013 at 2:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @WayDifferent:

      Oh yes, because somebody casting a freak in a movie is SO much worse than not having civil rights and being able to be fired from your job for no reason.

      May 13, 2013 at 11:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Polaro
      Polaro

      Michael Lucas is a hoot. No one has topped his ability to improve the acting and production levels in gay porn. This move I do not understand. Clearly there are better options than the tan mom, who isn’t funny unless you like laughing at drunk, crazy people. As far as how much porn actors get paid for doing porn…uh, its porn, its not the actors who get rich. $500 to have sex with a hot guy while being filmed? You’re choice, stop whining about it like someone owes you something. Its certainly not personal.

      May 13, 2013 at 1:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WayDifferent
      WayDifferent

      @Cam: Even in the “progressive” state of Illinois (it’s also a “green” state with no bottle return law) an employer can get rid of you for whatever reason at all. It’s called “at will” employment. You signed it upon hiring in. They can even work off the books to get you out by any means necessary – gay/straight/black/white/freakin’ puerto rican—-whatever.

      So you can now wear your pink thong freely without harassment at your mall hair salon “career” job. You’ve “arrived” (but just don’t look at the owner the wrong way – remember those 3 times over the last year when you called in late and it was “no big deal”? Well suddenly it can be. And Obama ain’t gonna help you here).

      May 15, 2013 at 11:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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