Ted Cruz may not have been born in the U.S., but he still wants to be president. And it’s not like that Obama Kenya thing, because he has a birth certificate, and his mom says it’s OK.
Or at least that’s what Funny or Die presumes he’d say if he were to be totally honest.
Related: Antigay Ted Cruz Has His Ass Handed To Him By Seth Meyers In Hilarious TV Moment
But lez be real, when is a right-wing conservative, let alone any politician, going to be totally honest?
How about we take this to the next level?
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Watch below, and thank your lucky stars this guy doesn’t stand a chance to move into the West Wing:
polarisfashion
If the Republicans want to win the White House, then why do they find the most ignorant tools like this guy?
Billy Budd
Ignorant fools or tools?
Low Country Boy
Douche.
Giancarlo85
This guy is such an idiot. Many of those same birther idiots are supporting him. I just can’t stand how hypocritical republicans really are. Where are all the republicans on here… do you have any excuses for Ted Cruz? Or Rand Paul? Why do those idiots just disappear at convenient times? Gay republicans are more dangerous than Cruz himself.
Billy Budd
How can a person be gay and republican? Are there any jewish people who believe in Jesus?
Gay_Proud_American
It’s funny that you say that @Billy_Budd I am gay and a Republican but I disagree with the other gentleman saying that Gay Republicans are dangerous the rule can placed on either individual from there respected political parties. Besides the Senator from Texas Ted Cruz is a viable candidate for President of the United States even though his politics differ from our own we should be tolerate and respectful with whom we disagree with. We need a strong Leader who represents the people of the free world whether he be Gay or Straight, Republican or Democrat as long as they keep the spirit of 1776 alive!
Giancarlo85
@Gay_Proud_American: Oh great. Who is this sell out? Must be mcfrisky’s other account. Nothing proud about you. I am a left wing brown immigrant from Medellin. Even in Colombia our conservatives are more to the left than democrats.
A strong leader? Ted Cruz is a weak ass with stupid viewpoints. The US needs a pragmatic moderate who cares about the environment and keeps the US out of other countries.
And it is 2015, not 1776.
A strong neocon? Is that what you mean? Ted Cruz would be a shit president.
jwtraveler
@Billy Budd: Yes. They have their own religious organization. It’s called “Jews for Jesus”. I’m surprised you haven’t heard of them.
Giancarlo85
Gay Republicans are sell outs and extremely dangerous to the LGBTQQI community.
Patriotism and nationalism are dangerous concepts.
You cannot use the world as your stomping ground anymore.
jwtraveler
@polarisfashion: @Giancarlo85: Ted Cruz is not stupid. He’s actually quite intelligent. But he’s crazy and extremely right-wing, which might be the same thing. On the other hand, judging by his command of the English language, Gay_Proud_American is stupid, unless he’s very rich.
Giancarlo85
@jwtraveler: No. He’s stupid. Sorry. And someone intelligent would not hold viewpoints like that. And he would make an utterly incompetent leader.
Gay_Proud_American
@Giancarlo85: Really am a sellout just because I don’t speak the Progressive Party Line or join the fearful Gays who don’t want to standout and think for themselves in fear of being labeled and attacked. Just because I’m Republican doesn’t make me Rich I’m poor and I can understand your anti-american sentiment you despise a nation that’s tolerate towards are lifestyle. I prefer Patriotism over Nationalism George Orwell said “Nationalism is the Greatest Enemy of Peace” any who Patriotism is love for your country’s values and beliefs. David Horowitz was right and remains to this day.
Giancarlo85
@Gay_Proud_American: You are betraying the gay community, and you are betraying this nation. The republican party is unfit for the White House and Congress. We saw that under the Bush Administration and we see it now with the House of (Non)Representatives.
Republicans don’t have a clue about the world around them. And how can you say I am anti-American? I’m more pro-American then you are. I want to see this nation be environmentally friendly and prosper the correct way. Republicans hate this nation and want to see it turn into a toxic waste dump (like West Virginia or Texas). Patriotism is basically nationalism lite. Horowitz was full of shit.
Giancarlo85
I do not accept the bigotry and hatred of the republican party. Every last republican is utterly incompetent and not capable of running anything. The Congress is evidence of the republican party’s incompetence.
I have no reason to even tolerate republican viewpoints. They serve no purpose and help no one except the super-rich.
Why is it under republicans the US suffers economically? The last 5 republican presidencies were utter and total disasters. Am I supposed to wait for number 6 and be happy? No, I think they’ve had enough chances.
Desert Boy
Texas really has a talent for finding the worst gutter scum to elect to office.
Gay_Proud_American
@Giancarlo85: Really your even blind too the fact that most if not all progressives are Rich up to their eye balls if your wealthy and believe in the progressive cause then your a saint but if your Republican and Rich then your an evil devil worshipper. So are economy is booming when Democrats are in power? Just because I am a Republican if my views are a betrayal to the gay community so be it I am a nonconformist and I don’t need to march in line with a collective ideology.
Giancarlo85
@Gay_Proud_American: You are making stuff up. What did I say about devil worshipping? I think the rich in this country do not pay their fair share… In fact they pay very little in taxes. The middle class is suffering because of the Republican party. This is a fact you need to understand. And your claim that most progressives are rich is a totally false one. Most of the middle and working classes in cities are either moderate or progressive. Cities vote Democrat overwhelmingly, and even cities in Republican states.
Yes, under democrats the economy does far better. The last two Democrat Presidents, including Obama, have seen far more job creation than the last four Republicans combined.
A non conformist? No, you are a sell out. By the way, did I ever say I was a Democrat? I am nonpartisan. I don’t even think democrats are progressive enough. Republicans are extremist and democrats are right of center. There is no real progressive party in America. Teddy Roosevelt and Eugene Debs were the last real progressives this nation has seen. And maybe Ralph Nader too.
onthemark
Canada Cruz, like a Canada goose, is an immigrant who doesn’t contribute anything to the U.S. and just sh*ts all over the lawn.