We’ve got to say, we’re a little bit jealous of Ted Cruz lookalike Searcy Hayes.
Why?
She had never heard of Ted Cruz until last week.
You might think the 2016 election has reached near-omnipresence, but it’s clear some pockets of the country have been untouched by the fiery race to the White House.
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Actually, even now that a photo of Searcy side-by-side with the presidential hopeful has made her an unlikely viral sensation, she’s still murky on who Cruz actually is.
Speaking to Maury about the experience of being memeified, she said, “Why would everybody compare me to a president? You know, being related to a president?”
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Maury asked the natural followup, “Do you know who he is?”
She replied, “No! I’ve never known him! The only one I’ve ever known of was Donald Trump — I never heard of Ted Cruz until y’all called me that day on the phone.”
“Are you a Republican? A Democrat? Are you politically involved, or not?” asked Maury.
“What’s that? I mean the only one I ever heard of was Donald Trump.”
For the record, Searcy also said she is interested in getting a DNA test to determine if she is, in fact, related to Cruz in some way.
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In the meantime, though, she has no qualms about using the comparison to her advantage, and in this day and age that can really only mean one thing — porn.
For some inexplicable reason, adult site XHampster offered Searcy $10,000 to produce a sex tape with her boyfriend; the couple accepted.
“I’m fine with it because everything is going to support my family. I want to get my son whatever he wants,” she said, adding, “We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married. I never had anyone say, ‘Here’s $10,000! Go make a sex tape.'”
And if you’re curious how her boyfriend, Freddie Green, feels about all this, he said, “It’s kind of exciting and shocking to know she’s famous — she’s more famous than Madonna!”
Below, find Maury’s interview with Searcy:
Brian
LOL – this is so funny.
throwslikeagirl
Andy Warhol was right. It’s now time for this gal’s 15 minutes. Enjoy the ride, ma’am, both the media one and the filmed one.
GG
Oh my! I almost fell off my chair! So much fodder . . . so much! Well, let’s get to it (in Tosh.0 how-many-jokes-in-20-seconds fashion):
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A look-a-like? Well, I for one have never seen her and Raphael Cruz in the same room at the same time. Just sayin’ . . .
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[S]he said, “Why would everybody compare me to a president?”
– Dearie, many have asked the same of Raphael Cruz.
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“Are you a Republican? A Democrat? Are you politically involved, or not?” asked Maury. [She replied] “What’s that?”
– Hey, Raphael! I’ve got a delegate here who’s right up your alley!
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[Maury asked,] “Do you know who he is?” She replied, “No! I’ve never known him! The only one I’ve ever known of was Donald Trump.”
– Here’s some salve for that nasty burn, Raphael. Just be sure you use the correct bathroom when you apply it. You know, the one marked “assholes.”
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“For the record, Searcy also said she is interested in getting a DNA test to determine if she is, in fact, related to Cruz in some way.”
– Why? Does she wish she were Canadian?
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“I’m fine with [doing porn] because everything is going to support my family. I want to get my son whatever he wants,” she said, adding, “We want to buy a truck, pay off our house and we might get married.”
– So she wants to get her son what ever he wants, then buy a truck, pay off their house, and, maybe, get married. At least she has her priorities in order. Ain’t love grand?
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These photos prove that the only way Raphael could look worse in drag than he does now, is to do, well, nothing . . .
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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, thank you! I’ll be here all week!
Louis
Well this was pointless.
DCguy
$10,000 can buy a truck and pay off the house??
jag4313
OMG! This is what’s wrong with America. Even though she stated that she would not vote for the president because she does not know who these people are, there are so many misinformed people out there who are going to vote for people like Trump because of his fame-status. Pick up a damn news paper, watch CNN or Fox News, just keep informed.
DCguy
@jag4313: stated: “Pick up a damn news paper, watch CNN or Fox News, just keep informed.”
You could not have picked two news sites that will keep you less informed than those two! 😉
Sluggo2007
Not only does she look like him, they have the same mentality.