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Ted Haggard to Trade His Beard for Gary Busey’s Baby Mama on Wife Swap

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Today in “Gross Things ABC Thinks Fit to Air to the Nation”: meth/gigolo enthusiast Ted Haggard will be exchanging spouses with GHB/cocaine mixer Gary Busey on Wife Swap, the television equivalent of a crackwhore who gives head in Denny’s bathrooms in exchange for fleeting bumps in ratings.

Haggard—lovingly known to the gay community as “Faggard” or that evangelical dude who was cured of his fondness for male meth-stitutes but then relapsed into vicarious bisexuality—will be switching out Gayle, the mother of his five children who somehow never divorced him, for Gary’s girlfriend/baby mama Steffanie Sampson.

Well, theoretically. People says “producers have not confirmed whether [Busey's] ‘wife’ participating in the show is Steffanie Sampson, his girlfriend and mother of his 19-month old son.” You know you’re low-rent when People has to put sarcastic scare quotes about your partner.

First Haggard cheats on his wife with a drug-fueled man-hooker, then he trades her on national TV for an unmarried mother. Ted’s views on the sanctity of marriage sure have changed since his days of supporting a marriage equality ban in Colorado.

Photo via mugs99’s Flickr

By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Dec 2, 2011
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  • 5 Comments
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      In the entertainment field, the only thing that pays more reliably than having no taste, is having no shame.

      Dec 2, 2011 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      Little Teddy, happy at last. xoxoxo

      Dec 2, 2011 at 6:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      So TV doesn’t like to have actual gays on, but they’ll put every anti-gay bigot in the world on TV

      Dec 2, 2011 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riker
      Riker

      …I didn’t think they could find anyone crazier than Haggard, but Gary Busey certainly qualifies.

      Dec 2, 2011 at 8:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Johann
      Johann

      Someone should start a petition to sent to ABC to get them to drop him from their show.
      Monsters like Haggard need to be shamed, and remain off the air.
      No doubt any profit Haggard will gain from this show will be used against LGBT in some fashion.

      Dec 2, 2011 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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