Ted Haggard’s New “Manly Ministry”
Ted Haggard wrote this letter to “faithful supporters” in which he celebrates his new ministry: “Manly Men Ministries”. Can this shit be for real? Of course not, but it’s hilarious!
…Today I am proud to announce the launch of Manly Man Ministries!Larry and I are going to be traveling the country holding seminars on how to be a manly man. It’s so important that the young boys in our churches have a good example of how a Christian man is a manly man. A rough-and-tumble role role-model. They need someone they can look up to and respect. A Marlborough Man, minus the cigarettes.
We are raising wimps and sissies in our churches, and then wonder why the world is going to Hell in a hand basket.
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God bless the men of this country.
Indeed…
I have always felt that bottoms don’t get the manly man respect they deserve and I think it is good that he is letting christian men know that they should not feel shame for wanting a big cock up their ass.
More than that, they should feel proud that they can take tha big dick pounding their christian butthole.
A bottom is just a top turned upside down.
Praise the lord and pass the poppers.
Jack Jett
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!
I wonder if Ted and Larry, whoever he is, will be sharing hotel rooms to cut the costs. Surely there will be much laying on of hands and speaking in tongues after hours.
Even if they share a room, I’ll bet that Ted will call for an “in-room” massage.
I really don’t want to brag, but speaking in tongues is my specialty and the reason I have had the same husband for 18 years.
I’m just saying ..and I know too much info.
Jack Jett
Jack, I’m sure Mr. Haggard would pay you for some one-on-one counseling.
Wow, Manly Men Ministries? Really? Poor use of alliteration aside this is more transparent than the “I’m not a tranny” mints my friend bought me at the Warhol museum.
The world’s going to Hell in a handbasket because the wimps and sissies are too busy telling the world it’s going to Hell in a handbasket and not embracing what they really want to worship: the glorious cock. I’ll never understand how some people fathom a whole religion out of self-loathing.
“We are raising wimps and sissies in our churches, and then wonder why the world is going to Hell in a hand basket.”
a hand woven bright pink hand basket with cute yellow and white ribbon, tied into bows…
I am on the other side of the joking, cynicism, about Larry and Ted. Sure, there is fear regarding what they do. I don’t know about Larry Craig, but Ted Haggard is definitely an insider working his way out. He is working the universe like no one else coming from core sex on one hand to marriage and family on the other. Even McGreevey didn’t do that when he dropped the keeping his marriage possibility. I give them the benefit of the doubt and the Jack Lochleighis Project supports this and wishes them well.