Teen Mom Bristol Palin: Obama Shouldn’t Have Let Daughters Educate Him On Marriage
Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin, the World’s Foremost Expert On Motherhood, shat out a blogpost clucking at Obama for considering his daughters’ opinions when it comes to gay marriage.
The daughter of Sarah writes:
While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.
And ideally, the children listen, right? I’m sure Todd Palin lectured Bristol on the evils of sex before marriage. Hmm…
Perhaps Bristol could’ve educated him on how abstinence and lack of sex education make for unwed mothers. She’s the poster child for what happens when you don’t talk to your kids about sex.
Levi’s babymama does get in one pretty funny line: “I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren’t younger, or perhaps today’s press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox.”
Hilarious!
But seriously, what should be Bristol’s karmic comeuppance? Gay personality Brian Moylan tweets: “Congrats, Bristol Palin, you just ensured that your son is going to grow up to be absolutely flaming.”
yes, dear… and the Public Schools ought to have been allowed to teach you about contraception.
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Seriously, if I didn’t know better, I would call her a comedic genius. They should use that blog post in schools to teach students about irony.
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Bristol Palin is a dumb whore. SHe has no credibility
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I wonder if she knows that in good ol’ biblical times, they’d have stoned her to death for being a teenage whore?
Come to think of it, her mother would have been stoned too, for being an uppity biotch.
Sometimes, I sort of miss the good ol’ days…
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Says the unwed mother who got knocked up as a teenager under her mother’s roof.
Seriously, do the Palins have mirrors in their homes or they just don’t cast reflections?!?
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Oh well then, maybe she should have suffered the full brunt of leviticus! Did she want to be stoned to her death?
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i think she is of better use with her mouth shut and her legs open obviously.
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She was probably drinking wine coolers again when she wrote that.
Or she’s a Palin.
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I am personally surprised that she known so many words.
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wow, what INTELLIGENT comments,as an unwed teen mom, Bristol,? u know it all (sigh),altho i must admit…the 1953 Chevrolet Schoolbus you live in (jus west of White Pass)is very nicely decorated…and WHAT a wonderfull idea to use OLD newspapers for curtains!! AWESOME, Yes ,your living quarters tell us ALOT about your mental capeability/ awareness, lol
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Republicans are such great comedians. OMG, she’s serious! *FACEPALM*
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So in Bristol’s case Sarah Palin is the father.. Welcome to my childhood. This ISN’T healthy because mothers and daughters don’t get along the way spouses do.
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Genesis 38:24 – “And it came to pass about three months later, that it was told Judah, saying, Tamar thy daughter-in-law hath played the harlot; and also, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, Bring her forth, and let her be burnt.”
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Where was HER father when she got knocked up? Who takes credit for this child of an unwed mother? Perhaps better sex education would have prevented the pregnancy. Also, who the hell listens to any Palin anymore?
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literally crying reading these comments… and she should really shut the hell up, as if she is some beacon of traditional family values
whore
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ABSTINENCE makes for unwed mothers?
There are many disadvantages to abstinence, but ineffectiveness is not one of them. Lack of compliance, on the other hand…
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“My mind continues to marvel at the lack of self-awareness combined with kaleidoscopically inaccurate self-image added to an ignorance of history so vast it echoes, all built upon a sandy foundation of psychological incomprehension sparkling with the pyrites of linguistic ineptitude, evidenced by the Palins and their worshippers. If I could crack the mathematical formula that underlies this phenomenon, I could rule the world.”
-slappydaddy, wonkette, December 2010
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Never put better. Just finished Joe McGinniss’s “The Rogue” last month -strongly recommended. The Palins are about as popular in their home state these days as a biopsy.
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I don’t think she got enough plastic surgery. (she doesn’t appreciate the looks God gave her I guess. Mind you, he didn’t give her much!)
They should have given her a brain lift.
I guess plastic face is entitled to her hypocritical opinion.
After all, with the plastic surgery, the reality show, the 15 minutes that she leached off her cuckoo mother, she probably has as much credibility as the octo-mom.
Actually, that’s completely unfair and I take it back.
The octo-mom has more credibility.
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Wow, she’s thick as bricks but you guys should know better. ‘Whore’? Really? Plenty of people are sexually active young, that’s the fricking point of being liberal and advocating for sex ed.
If you had run the risk of getting pregnant from your early sexual funs you wouldn’t be such slut-shaming, sexist sacks of shit.
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Boy, it sure would be nice to find a non-sexist, non-body negative response to this idiot. Maybe one that’s been thought out before being vomited onto the page. Guess that’s asking too much from bitchy queens like us though isn’t it?
Bristol, darlin’, please shut up. Everyone gets that you don’t like Obama or gay people, there’s no need to say more. I feel sorry you’ve been so brainwashed and misled, but the damage is done and all we can do to mitigate it some is for you too shut… up.
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ugh, there’s an extra “o” in that last “too”
Maybe I ought to proofread better. Oh well.
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@Blitzkrieg – Translation: “These faggots are disgusting because no matter what I do, they’re usually better than me. Even after they’ve been bullied as children, they still grew up smarter, stronger, more successful and, quite frankly, more good looking than I am. I hate them because the mere sight of them reminds me just how pathetic my life is. They get clean asses to tear up while I can’t even pay for toilet paper. All I can really do is buy into an archaic belief that God hates them even though I’ve never met God and the people who espouse that belief are just as poor, uneducated and disgusting as I am.”
Oh. Don’t worry. We understand. We don’t hate you. We pity you and we hope you’ll do better in life. Good luck. I know it’s tough being that intellectually subhuman but I’m sure you’ll get by. :)
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If she wants to lecture Mr. President on how to run his nation or halt him from supporting equality for glbt, she should take a look at herself first. Never seen such whore acted so loud like some kind of hot shot. I hope her baby is gay or her future bf/husband will turn gay after dating her. But I’m sure it will take some timw for that to happen, since she’s a whore, the number of guys would hit the rooftop.
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This is pretty rich coming from an unwed teen-aged mother who has no intention of marrying the father. The utter hypocracy is what annoys me the most about this.
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This is the same girl who spent her teenage years as Levi Johnston’s cum dumpster, right? Who gives a shit what this hillbilly twat has to say?
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Well, Bristol, I guess your dad should have told you to use condoms at 16. Don’t try to give grown-ups parenting advice when you are 16 and preggers.
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What a useless whore.
She should stick to milking being knocked up by another useless whore as her claim to fame.
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The fact that the Palins have become a part of our national consciousness is a great travesty inflicted upon us by the Republican party and the morons who voted Sarah into office in Alaska. I think for damages suffered the Republican party should make an official apology for ever giving these slack jawed “Jerry Springer guest-esque” imbeciles the opportunity to speak their minds.
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Thank you John McCain and the uninformed GOP primary voters for unleashing this uneducated family of holier than thou bigots upon the country.
So the unmarried, gal who was knocked up high in school wants to lecture Obama….who has been married for years and has two children with his wife on marriage.
She is apparently too stupid to even get the hypocrisy of that.
Remember also, she and her sister got into trouble for calling a guy on facebook several gay slurs. (I would have written them out but Queerty moderated out the comment.)
The girl tried to go to Hollywood to have a career but couldn’t get a job so now is back in Alaska with mom and desperate to get some attention here and there.
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It’s nice to see her knowledge of “traditional” marriage is so well informed. Here was me thinking that today’s traditions only went back around 200 years, and that thousands of years ago women were simply property to be sold off. If she really wants to get biblical about it, I hope she realises she is supposed to be stoned to death for having sex outside marriage.
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How does someone who spent so much time in Hollywood (Dancing with the Stars) still side with hate? I really don’t understand what she thinks she is accomplishing by critisizing a person for voicing their support for equality?
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@Steve: I agree, Steve. It’s more reflective of the posting person, than of anything else.
Misogyny & a perceived value for perfect body-image are two disastrous ways the media influences overall culture & opinion, as you see here. But, it’s QUEERTY, not the NYT Opinion page.
At least they managed not to use the C-word.
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People who live in glass trailers -shouldn’t throw stones …..
( got this from another site but think its perfect)
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Worldview? She learn that word from her Momma, and her Momma ain’t too smart.
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Does stupidity run this family?
This girl, she’s not a woman, has a child out of wedlock, thinks nothing of it and then has the nerve to comment on something said by the President who, compared to her equally stupid and vicious mother, look like King Solomon.
Bristol, get a life. Keep living in your house and don’t bother commenting on something that is so far above your dim-witted head.
I think it’s time people should be able to write what they really think of his moron but I’m a gentleman and I won’t call her two words that everyone will understand.
Bristol, by the way, your ex-boyfriend has a right tos ee his child but you say he has no contact with the child. Where’s children’s services on this one or has your mother bought them off too.
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So one of her reasons why there shouldn’t be equality is because you can’t mess with thousands of years of thinking? Someone should take her computer, smack her across the face and send her back to the kitchen.
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Karmic justice for Bristol is she becomes a plastic surgery addict
and ends up looking like Madame!
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OMG The self-awareness of people like Bristol… it’s like a genetic defect.
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She doesn’t think very logically. She says parents should not listen to their kids but be parents and tell kids what is right. But suppose there were kids who were homophobic and hated gay people and were against gay marriage, would it be okay for their parents to tell them they were wrong and they should be for equal rights?
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@Beth:
Um, no. Last time I checked, advocating for sex-ed was in essence to show teens why having sex so young is an idiotic thing, and the many consequences that can come from it, and provide services for those stupid (or so lacking in self control) enough to do it. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a sex-ed class that said all teens should just have an sex free-for-all.
Our culture is far too obsessed with sex. Being a teenager should be about being a kid, not fucking everything in site.
And I can call her a whore if I want, it doesn’t make me sexist. I don’t think she’s a whore (well, a sexual one, anyway… fame on the other hand….), just stupid. Levi, on the other hand, is quite clearly a massive man-whore.
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I don’t know which is worse – the crap that comes out of any of the Palins’ mouths or the fact that the media actually follows it and deems it necessary to report on it.
They want the media reporting on them – it keeps them in the news and gives them the attention they so desperately seek.
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Leave her alone guys, can’t you tell she’s malita. Poor, poor stupid girl.
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Methinks Bristol should keep her mouth and her legs shut….we all would be better off.
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I think Sarah and Bristol should take the newspapers off the windows and fire up the 1953 Chevy bus to do an American tour this summer called “Family Value”. Charlie Sheen
could be the opening act.
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So the unmarried, gal who was knocked up high in school wants to lecture Obama….who has been married for years and has two children with his wife on marriage.
She is apparently too stupid to even get the hypocrisy of that.
Remember also, she and her sister got into trouble for calling a guy a “Faggot” on their facebook page. That family is all class.