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Testosterone-Fueled Blind Item Madness!

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New York Post‘s recent price hike really pissed us off, but it’s “Just Asking” head scratchers like these that make it worth that extra quarter:

• Which actor – married with child – and known to have been gay during his years on stage – showed up at the premiere of his film at the Tribeca Film Festival with a boy described by onlookers as a lookalike?

• Which grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it’s affecting his work? He can’t remember his lines, and then loses his temper.

• Which buffed-out Hollywood star – who loves showing off his bulging muscles – wishes he were a little more bulging in another department? According to people who’ve seen him naked, he’s overcompensating with muscles he can make bigger.

Flex that brain muscle of yours and squeeze out some guesses…

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           May 14, 2007
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  • 11 Comments
    • Jeff
      Jeff

      1) Matthew Broderick
      2) Sly Stallone
      3) Matthew McConahay (sp?)

      May 14, 2007 at 9:59 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frozen North
      Frozen North

      1) Matthew Broderick (good guess Jeff)
      2) Bruce Willis
      3) Matthew Mc Conahay (sp?)

      May 14, 2007 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dick
      Dick

      #1- Tom Hulce?

      May 14, 2007 at 10:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Liam
      Liam

      Not sure about (#1 & 2) although Sly seems reasonable to me. #3 is totally Matthew M. – he has been linked to have a small peen for years.

      May 14, 2007 at 11:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nilla4me
      nilla4me

      Hmmmm.
      If #1 is MB, then he is definitely bi, as he deflowered a female friend of mine while down south doing some theatre work years ago. so he likem both.

      2. Vin Diesel.

      3. well, hell, i’ll go with MM as well.

      May 14, 2007 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • john
      john

      Matthew has a nice bulge in that Stetson’s ad? Is it stuffed?

      May 14, 2007 at 12:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kamasutra Jones
      Kamasutra Jones

      #1 – Matthew Broderick
      #2 – Harrison Ford
      #3 – Vin Diesel

      Easy ones…

      May 14, 2007 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Martini-boy
      Martini-boy

      2 would have to be Russel Crowe.

      May 14, 2007 at 5:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber LeMay
      Amber LeMay

      While I do wish no.1 would be Matty B., I think it’s just wishfull thinking on ALL of our parts (or on all of HIS parts). Hey NYC boys – what showboy had a film premiere at Tribeca?

      I think #2 is Harrison Ford. Sly… what movie has he been working on?

      For #3 – Vin Diesel makes sense to me. I’d never call MM “buffed out” .

      May 14, 2007 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AKN
      AKN

      #1 – Hugh Jackman?

      May 15, 2007 at 9:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ken
      Ken

      Hugh is married, certainly, and has some adopted children–not “child,” which makes me think it’s not him.

      Plus, I gather that’s sort of an open secret. I don’t know that it would inspire a blind item.

      May 15, 2007 at 12:20 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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