THE SHOT — British designer Andy Bates fashioned leather and a (brass?) bell into the most phallic handbag I’ve ever seen. And if you thought the front was bad, wait until you see the rosebud on the reverse. What’s worse: This, or the penis pants?
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Andrew
I still think the penis pants win hands down as being a dreadful design. This handbag is rather clever.
j
This is hideous and has put me off sex forever. Please excuse me while I break up with my boyfriend.
T
I agree with J… I can’t help but wonder what drug fueled haze Mr. Bates decided to craft this piece of um…. art?
L.
I think he meant it as a tongue-in-buttcheek thing.
Sceth
Scrota as big as glutei: it has testicular cancer.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Those ‘nads look all blistery and the butt looks like it has warts……..what does the genius call this The Herpes Handbag?? :p
Jeffree
Very odd that the first three commenters are named “J” , “T” and “L.”
All use similar syntax, register, punctuation.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
Ken S
Oh that’s classy /:-\ It’s like an accessory out of a mad tranny’s opium dream.
SouLKid
Thats just tacky. Who’d buy that?
declanto
@SouLKid: Who’d buy it?… another drugged-out whacko with too much money and antisocial issues.
j
@Jeffree: Maybe ’cause they’re all fluent speakers of the english language? I can put an end to all this wanton speculation because I’m J and not those other two guys, although they obviously have good taste in message board comments. đ
Sceth
@j: I was just wondering why you would visit this page twice. And then I realized that so did I. And now I am ashamed.
Steve
I’ve never seen a bell hanging from a PA, before.
Alex
In the words of Angus Sampson:
“I will make bags out of your scrotums.”
Kelehe
Art piece – awesome: Functional fashion accessory – no