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That Time A Gay Mime Rubbed His Boner On Gabourey Sidibe

GabbymimesHere’s a precious moment we can all relate to: you’re at a party with Hollywood types when two gay mimes show up. Typical Tuesday night, until one of them rubs his boner on you.

Unfortunately no amount of witchcraft could protect AHS: Coven actress Gabourey Sidibe from the above scenario. And I’m sorry, I don’t care if it’s Zac Efron behind that makeup, there is just nothing sexy about a mime.

And really, if he was worth his weight in black berets wouldn’t he have just given the illusion of a boner rub? And why in God’s name was he sporting wood in the first place? The people need answers.

Marcel Marceau is rolling over in his invisible box grave.

Here’s the tweet from Sidibe:

And it looks like there was some potential retaliation judging by this:

On a positive note, #mimesbeshady might be our new favorite hashtag.

By:           Dan Tracer
On:           Feb 27, 2014
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  • 22 Comments
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      Okay, dude, if your only justification for calling the mimes “gay” is because you think BEING a mime is “gay,” you should not be a journalist.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • thewindingroad
      thewindingroad

      @RomanHans: if you’re mistaking this for journalism, you should not be reading it

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeremy Kinser
      Jeremy Kinser · Queerty Editor

      @RomanHans:

      If you click on the hyperlink you’ll see that it was indeed a pair of mimes who identify as gay.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tracy Pope
      Tracy Pope

      @RomanHans: The article in the link refers to the gay couple who were the mimes at the party. Unless a gay mime can get a boner rubbing against a woman I think Miss Sidibe might be over-reacting. Her tweet makes for good(?) media fodder.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      If I hadn’t had a boner rub up against you me in the last 5 years, I would react the same way. Please the last guy that had sex with her had to roll her in flour in order to find the wet spot.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B Damion
      B Damion

      @Jeremy Kinser… Ummm…if you don’t mind. We would like the freedom of talking about you behind your back without you chiming in to defend yourself please.

      geezzz…so rude!

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rextrek
      rextrek

      I thought ms Sidibe was going to play as the lead in the Haddie McDaniel story?

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dbmcvey
      dbmcvey

      Wait, how did we know the mime was gay?

      Feb 27, 2014 at 3:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      @dbmcvey: As Jeremy Kinser pointed out, their is a hyper link within the article that shows that the mimes were a gay couple. Its the very first one. See where “rubs his boner on you” is an apricot or dark orange sort of color rather than black like the rest of the text? You click on that and it shows you a small blurb written by the guy who recommended the Mimes. He also indicates that she was overreacting. There was no boner, but at least she gets to be clever on Twitter. *rolling eyes* I am finding myself having less and less respect for her as time goes on. First that faux pas about transgendered people and now this. You don’t treat your fans this way.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      There is precious little of interest here.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 4:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RomanHans
      RomanHans

      @Jeremy Kinser: Thanks for clearing that up, and sorry for jumping to conclusions. I tried to think of a rational explanation but “Hi! My boyfriend and I will be your gay mimes for the evening!” didn’t seem realistic.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 5:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MusicEsMiVida
      MusicEsMiVida

      @Spike: And if you weren’t such a superficial asshole, maybe people would actually like you. But, I guess you are what you eat.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 5:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      @MusicEsMiVida: You actually think that I come to Queerty to be liked. Now THAT is funny.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      No, you a all wrong. The mimes mistook her for a mattress, attempeted to lay down for a nap and got stuck in her fat folds…

      Feb 27, 2014 at 7:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ED49
      ED49

      To all the queens who like to cry, watch her movie “Precious ” that’s a serious disfuncional movie . I had never experienced so much sadness and reality in a movie.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 8:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queeryguy89
      queeryguy89

      Gurl dat mime has a boner. There’s a meme going:

      https://imgflip.com/i/78a1z

      Feb 27, 2014 at 9:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queeryguy89
      queeryguy89

      Feb 27, 2014 at 9:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ED49
      ED49

      @hotshot70: you are a stupid person, im sure you look stupid,probably you are wearing something stupid, you already wrote something stupid.
      Why queens discriminate others for physical appearance? and yet, they can not take it when someone does it to them?

      Feb 27, 2014 at 9:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tazz602
      tazz602

      I hope she never rides the subways in NYC if that’s how she feels about that.

      Feb 27, 2014 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz
      Fitz

      If you are in the same room with her, some part of you is bound to rub up against her.

      Feb 28, 2014 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1
      Stache1

      @Spike: All we know at this point is that the mime is a chubby chaser.

      Feb 28, 2014 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NoelG
      NoelG

      @Spike: What’s not funny is you re-treading an elementary school joke.

      Feb 28, 2014 at 7:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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