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That Time Channing Tatum Won A Bet To Make Jonah Hill Kiss His Penis

channing-tatum-underwearMajor dreamboat hunk alert! Channing Tatum has given an interview to GQ, the gay magazine that pretends it isn’t, in which he reveals important details about his penis.

We have gathered the salient details for you here, so you do not have to pretend to be interested in what he also has to say about his love of painting.

Also, apparently he appears as a sex slave at the end of This is The End, but we’ve collected that here for you as well so you don’t have to sit through that either.

The most important news, the thing that all of the Sunday-morning pundits will be discussing, is that Jonah Hill owes Channing a kiss on the tip of his penis. Apparently they made a bet about the box office take for 21 Jump Street, and Channing won, and the odds were that high. Frankly the whole thing sounds win-win to us.

He tells the interviewer that these days he’s “fappy,” which he thinks is a combination of “fat and happy,” the poor sex idiot. Later, he paints the words “I am Dr. Fappy” on a coffee mug.

Tell your friends.

By:           matt baume
On:           May 20, 2014
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  • 8 Comments
    • hotboyvb81
      hotboyvb81

      we’ve seen Channing’s dick- that modelling pic has been around for years…it’s nice, but hardly worth a fanfare- unless he’s a major grower ;)

      May 20, 2014 at 8:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P
      D P

      I’d kiss it!

      May 20, 2014 at 10:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • D P
      D P

      Hey Jonah Hill, what’s your price?

      CALL ME!

      May 20, 2014 at 10:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • lkeels
      lkeels

      @hotboyvb81: Sounds like you’re jealous to me

      May 20, 2014 at 11:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ridpathos
      Ridpathos

      @hotboyvb81: I like’em small.

      May 21, 2014 at 12:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • carey579
      carey579

      @hotboyvb81 – With a face/body/ass like that – who cares?

      Would you go after Sasha Baron Cohen if he has a big one?

      Anyway, that scene in This Is The End is one of the most gloriously gratuitous male scene ever! Probably the sexiest role of Channing even more than MagicMike imo :)

      May 21, 2014 at 5:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I don’t care if his penis is average. He is gorgeous and very sexy. I would primarily fuck him anyway, so why bother about penis size?

      May 21, 2014 at 6:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver
      SteveDenver

      I would totally get into gambling if I could lose a bet like that on a regular basis!

      THIS IS THE END is a terrible movie, but I would watch it all again just to see Emma Watson become an ax-wielding maniac: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2302845/Emma-Watson-transforms-axe-wielding-psychopath-new-trailer-post-apocalyptic-comedy-This-Is-The-End.html

      Jun 4, 2014 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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