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That Time David Beckham Was “Forced” To Masturbate To Another Soccer Stud

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By:           Les Fabian Brathwaite
On:           Nov 30, 2013
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  • 23 Comments
    • AuntieChrist
      AuntieChrist

      Beckham and Blackmore..? Dang… Now that would make for one hot three way.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 4:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • skcord
      skcord

      Straight guys are gay…

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DShucking
      DShucking

      I don’t get it. Where does it say why he had to masturb*te to a man’s picture. I shouldn’t have to watch the documentary to find out.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sweet Boy
      Sweet Boy

      Blackmore is hot…Beckham is not

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @DShucking: It was a hazing ritual.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      @DShucking: Never played a team sport have you.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DShucking
      DShucking

      No, never played sports. Had no idea they all masturbate in front of one another so now I’m regretting never having played a sport. But where did you guys see that? I just read on Foxnews that it was a hazing ritual.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimbryant
      jimbryant

      The mainstream media is trying to put a negative spin on this by using words like “he was forced” to masturbate in front of a man’s picture. It’s typical homophobia of the mainstream media.

      Personally, I think David Beckham did it voluntarily and enjoyed it.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DShucking
      DShucking

      jimbryant = boring troll.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      Hell must have frozen over – jimbryant makes a comment that I actually agree with! (After I stopped laughing.)

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DShucking
      DShucking

      @the other Greg: He’s only flipping the script to get someone to agree with him giving him legitimacy that he doesn’t deserve in order to fool those who don’t already know who he is.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • the other Greg
      the other Greg

      @DShucking: Don’t take jim too seriously. I’m starting to suspect that maybe he’s some kind of Stephen Colbert-style performance artist.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DShucking
      DShucking

      @the other Greg: We really shouldn’t be speaking this way in front of the children. It confuses them.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 5:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      @DShucking: I’ll give it a go, as an internet veteran I’ve dealt with the subnormals for many, many years.

      Right.

      FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE.

      I feel I’ve captured how he thinks perfectly.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      I don’t really get the Beckem thing. He always looked a bit vacant to me. I mean he isn’t unattractive but there is just nothing sexy about the guy, he is a bit like a maniquin that somebody drew all over.

      Nov 30, 2013 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      Why wasn’t there any of this hazing when I played sports?

      Nov 30, 2013 at 8:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Wow! Just saw the second picture. Don’t know who the other guy is but he turned out MUCH hotter than Bekham!

      Dec 1, 2013 at 7:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rbettenc
      rbettenc

      Forced? How so?

      Dec 1, 2013 at 9:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Superman
      Superman

      Will the newer recruits get to masturbate to David’s pics (fake or otherwise)?

      http://img5.cache.netease.com/photo/0005/2013-09-07/984QM92M00D80005.jpg

      http://cdn.theblemish.com/images/2007/04/david-beckham-nude/david-beckham-nude.jpg

      Dec 1, 2013 at 11:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ncman
      ncman

      The current pic of Blackmore shows that he is better looking than Beckham.

      Dec 1, 2013 at 11:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ms Urethra Johnson
      Ms Urethra Johnson

      Most of my hockey team used to skinny dip in the arena’s pool, after all the parents were gone… ah the memories…

      Dec 1, 2013 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ho
      ho

      This admission, the underwear ad campaign, married to a grubbing winch. Me thinks he is a real closet case.

      Dec 2, 2013 at 7:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      imagine seeing the 2 of them in a shower after a game, slowly becks moves closer, Clayon’s hand moves torward “little” David, one thing leads to another, and… cleanup in the showers!

      Dec 2, 2013 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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