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That Time Pro-Gay UFC Fighter Kyle Kingsbury Ejaculated On Someone’s Sushi

kyle kingsbury thumbTurns out that presenting his pro-gay ass on national television was Ultimate Fighting Championship’s Kyle Kingsbury’s swan song. The bearded mixed martial artist has announced plans to retire from the blood bath.

But he’s also walking away with the distinct honor of having this sentence written about him — something that is far more challenging than besting a muscled beast in a fighting cage:

“Kyle Kingsbury once dragged reality TV to the lowest depths in its shameful history,” wrote a blogger at SB Nation.

So how did he beat out Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and every real housewife of you-name-it for the heavyweight title of crass?

By ejaculating on someone else’s sushi, naturally.

While he was part of the SpikeTV show The Ultimate Fighter, wherein a bunch of competitors are locked in a house together and plied with booze, the guys got into a bit of a food prank war.

It escalated when someone secretly pissed on a fruit bowl and giggled like a school girl when he watched his housemates eat it.

So to retaliate, Kyle took things to the next level by splooging on someone’s sushi (he calls it “splooshi”) then sticking it back in the fridge to be gobbled up.

At least it’s still raw.

Here’s a video of Kyle discussing the sticky situation, the juicy part comes at about the 3:55 mark:

By:           Dan Tracer
On:           Jul 30, 2014
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  • 17 Comments
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      That is do so gross and blah just no.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      @Nowuvedoneit: so not do

      Jul 30, 2014 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tookietookie123
      Tookietookie123

      @Nowuvedoneit: We can’t understand you.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 1:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      @Tookietookie123: you speak for everyone or just the voices in your head?

      Jul 30, 2014 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain proton
      Captain proton

      do or do not, there is no

      Jul 30, 2014 at 2:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      I don’t swallow. I spit it out. LOL

      Jul 30, 2014 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79
      NateB79

      For him I’d drink it right from the tap.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 3:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarthKitsune
      DarthKitsune

      I’d eat that sushi.

      Jul 30, 2014 at 3:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chris_clb614
      chris_clb614

      That writer clearly forgot about Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire

      Jul 30, 2014 at 5:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TheNewEnergyDude
      TheNewEnergyDude

      A lot of people dragged reality TV to it’s lowest depths long before Mr. Kingsbury

      Jul 30, 2014 at 8:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tracy Pope
      Tracy Pope

      I thought reality tv IS the lowest depths.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 2:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael mellor
      michael mellor

      I want him to ravish every inch of my body and leave me begging for more.

      Jul 31, 2014 at 3:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      I would so it that sushi.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SportGuy
      SportGuy

      I would so eat that sushi.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 8:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • greybat
      greybat

      Usually I prefer a squeeze of lemon, but in this case…!

      Aug 1, 2014 at 10:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      I prefer mine served warm, thank you very much.

      Aug 1, 2014 at 3:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude
      Maude

      Customer to counterman in diner..”This rice pudding tastes very good, I’ll have another portion please”
      Counterman calls out to short-order cook..”Hey Tyrone, cum again on the rice pudding”.

      Aug 2, 2014 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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