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Our sister site Mollygood has some mean readers – look what “surgeonsgirl” cooked up in honor of Cindy McCain, whom, we suppose, SG thinks looks like the Crypt Keeper. Tsk, tsk.
Why, Cindy McKain looks nothing like that with makeup!
I kept thinking Cindy looked familiar, but couldn’t quite put my finger on it…
No, Barbara Walters is the Crypt Keeper. Cindy McCain is clearly Chicken Lady.
okay, my guess is the one on the left is Chur- chilly circa 1962 and the one on the right is Men-sar circa now … am I right, girls?
how dare she do that? The crypt keeper has never done anything wrong. Leave the crpyt keeper alone. Please.
It’s oddly appropriate that a beer heiress should have skin so amber.
Personally, I think if she’d drink the blood of those virgin sacrifices instead of just bathing in it, she might get some color in her cheeks. (Apart from the yellow, I mean.)
Wow. Remarkable resemblance. They could have been separated at birth. John did say she put her makeup on with a trowel, didn’t he?
I’m heartened to read that not a single commentator has had anything nice to say about Mrs. McCain!
Didn’t we already make this comparison to Anne Coulter?
The Crypt-Keeper is the one on the left, right?
I’m sorry; these painfully thin and brittle-looking bottleblondes all look alike to me.
Poor Cindy… she tries so hard to be the face of compassionate conservatism, translation Republican bitch that smiles while passing legislation that destroys the rights of U.S. citizens.
Here’s something truly scary:
7-YR.-OLD GETS AN ACORN VOTE, CONN. JOB TO BOOST OBAMA
The Crypt Keeper has nothing on Obama’s Acorn!
The Crypt Keeper is Hot!
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An American Dynasty.
See The Trailer!
>I’m heartened to read that not a single commentator has had anything nice to say about Mrs. McCain!
I always say, if you can’t say anything nice about someone, say nothing at all.
“Nothing at all.”
Since McCain’s and is wife are adulterers, what would we call Cindy McCain should he and Palin be able to steal the White House? First
whore? First cunt? I have heard thats what he calls her. Maybe first slut? Regardless she’s no lady! I wrote focus on the family to ask them for ideas but they have yet to get back to me.
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