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That’s Rupert Everett?

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Whiny, aging gay adoption foe and serial complainer Rupert Everett, who is currently being tolerated in Broadway’s Blithe Spirit, may not care much about equality, but he certainly cares about surface level beauty. Glancing at the “new face” he revealed on Martha, a plastic surgeon (whose industry benefits from this type of speculation) insists Everett had a face lift and is enjoying a regimen of Botox. He’s barely recognizable to us — and that’s a compliment. Finally, Rupert, something you can be proud of.

By:           editor editor
On:           Apr 16, 2009
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  • 56 Comments
    • Chris
      Chris

      He looks like Rachel Maddow!

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TikiHead
      TikiHead

      His eyes look tiny now.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BSTL
      BSTL

      He looks ridiculous.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jarvisbearcub
      jarvisbearcub

      This is really him? How disgusting. He looks like a wax statue of himself.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • flightoftheseabird
      flightoftheseabird

      He looks awful. Well, to be fair he looks fine; just doesn’t look anything like him and that is the problem.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hint
      Hint

      He looks horrible. He looked SO much better before. What a fool. And he’s always criticizing other gays for adopting , marrying, etc…he’s gross.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • peet
      peet

      Shaddup, shaddup shaddup!!! Y’all are haters. Yeah, the man is kind of a giant douche, but at least admit that he has vastly improved, at least on the superficial aesthetic level. And be real – we’re gay, the outside is all that matters. I agree with flightoftheseabird, but fail to see why not looking like yourself is a problem, as long as the new look is an improvement.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff Atwood
      Jeff Atwood

      His face has lost character and expression. Plastic surgery is a gamble; maybe in time Rupert will look better, but I liked the old Rupert.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ousslander
      Ousslander

      I found the original rupert much sexier. I’ve never found plastic sexy

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joe
      Joe

      @peet: @peet: Awful. Just SAD. No improvement at all – he went from ruggedly handsome to plastic. How is that attractive? He was genuinely attractive pre-surgery.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      He looks like a 10 year younger complete stranger. I could wonder if his own mother would know him.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • peet
      peet

      @Joe: Ruggedly handsome? Nuh uh. Sean Connery is ruggedly handsome; poor mister Everett looked like Droopy Dog. Now, he looks younger, more radiant, and not in the least bit plastic! Look at the eyes, and the laugh lines – his face still moves! I’m just sorry what whoever did this exquisite work will probably be retired or dead by the time I’ll need his services.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rogue dandelion
      rogue dandelion

      the article is inaccurate
      he criticize IVF not adoption, which i sort of agree with.
      that being said, he looked much better before the surgery

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • flyerfier
      flyerfier

      He looked better before, now he looks kinda alien/fetusy

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ggreen
      ggreen

      All that money or surgery and still has a 5 cent hair colorist. The hair on the right looks colored on top on the left colored all over with orange highlights. Very NJ outlet mall looking.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geoff
      Geoff

      I caught that episode of Martha with Everett and did a double take. My first thought was wow…he looks good. It’s more glaring in the pic than on my tv though….I must need a new TV.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steffy
      steffy

      Sorry to disagree, but I find the new Rupert incredibly sexy.

      Just kidding.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff Atwood
      Jeff Atwood

      @Jeff Atwood: Actually, check out the Martha Stewart segment: http://www.marthastewart.com/show/the-martha-stewart-show/actor-rupert-everett-and-emeril-lagasse?lnc=4ef2dc5bfca40110VgnVCM1000003d370a0aRCRD&rsc=showarchive_tv_show-archive — he doesn’t look so bad live.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bradley Traynor
      Bradley Traynor

      Clearly he has the same doctor as Jocelyn Wildenstein…

      Apr 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John from  England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
      John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

      @Geoff:

      lol, think you might just do!

      Is your TV one of those that makes everything look bright and shiny like on Martha’s show??

      Apr 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • John
      John

      Bleurgh! He looks like he’s made of plastique! No, no, NO.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherM
      ChristopherM

      @Jeff Atwood:

      Thanks for posting that. It isn’t as bad as it looks in this photo, but it is still pretty bad. I actually gasped when he first came out. It is terrible.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 4:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dgz
      dgz

      gah! that’s frightening. and the single-tone hair color…

      yikes.

      fyi, old skin pulled tight is NOT the same thing as young skin. aging *gracefully* is the key.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • walt zipprian
      walt zipprian

      ew

      Apr 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paulie
      Paulie

      @Jeff Atwood: Absolutely that picture is not accurate. The live version of Martha’s show CLEARLY shows he has not Botox in his forehead as it goes up and down more than an elevator. While he may have had SOME work done, it clearly is NOT what is depicted in the picture. Having just seen him last week in Blithe Spirit on B’way, I can attest he looks more like the man on the left than the freak on the right!

      Apr 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joeb1212
      Joeb1212

      @ggreen: They are dying his hair for the Broadway show you twat!

      Apr 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HayYall
      HayYall

      People that get plastic surgery never really look younger, they just, well, look like they’ve had plastic surgery.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 5:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael
      michael

      If he is going into the witness protection program I would say good job. Otherwise, I really don’t believe the photo on the left is even him. Even with all of Madonna’s work and like it or not, you still have no doubt its her. I always thought that plastic surgery was for when either nature was unkind, accident victim and maybe a subtle minor improvement like excessively drooping eyelids or pinning ones ears back. Those are things one can hardly even tell a lot of the time. But if its really obvious then no. It just comes off as either excessive vanity, insecurities and self loathing. I miss the days when people aged naturally. Plastic surgery is an out of control industry.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 6:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The Gay Numbers
      The Gay Numbers

      @michael: LOL @ Witness protection program

      Apr 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      wow. if this is accurate that picture looks nothing like the him. So weird.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mark M
      Mark M

      Japhy, you are such an over-reactive queen. He did NOT disparage gay parenting. JUST IVF.. you know, making bio-babies that look like you, while 10′s of thousands of orphans sit in Foster care. AND HE WAS RIGHT. It is vain. For hettys too.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 6:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jason
      Jason

      This is so sad. He was a goodlooking guy before. Now he is so fake looking. Knowing a guy had that much work done makes him so unattractive.

      Apr 16, 2009 at 10:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • getreal
      getreal

      He was such a sexy man lines and all why did he do that to himself?

      Apr 16, 2009 at 11:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mikeandrewsdantescove
      mikeandrewsdantescove

      I think Rupert should have just done botox.

      Mike Andrews
      Sex
      I T U N E S

      Apr 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Phoenix (Won't Teabag The GoProud Republican'ts)
      Phoenix (Won't Teabag The GoProud Republican'ts)

      Yes, but did he have an attitude adjustment? That’s what was the most unpleasant thing about Rupert Everett.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nitesurf
      Nitesurf

      I thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you look younger. It looks like he’s aged overnight.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 3:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aamyko
      Aamyko

      In ALL honesty he doesn’t look that bad live. If you see him on the Martha Stewart show you’ll see he looks normal not like he’s made out of wax.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 5:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • osocubano
      osocubano

      I USED to like him.
      Now he looks like crap.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 8:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blake
      blake

      @TikiHead:

      Ditto. He look different.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 9:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Timmeeeyyy
      Timmeeeyyy

      It’s not his physical look that’s ugly.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 10:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucky Luke
      Lucky Luke

      He doesn’t look THAT different on the video, and his face actullay moves, even his forehead, so there may be some botox there, of course, but just the right dose.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake
      Jake

      @peet: “And be real – we’re gay, the outside is all that matters.” “and not in the least bit plastic!”

      Are we looking at the same picture? He looks like a wax figure of someone, and yes, looks are what initially attract us to someone but it’s such a small part of the over all “picture”. I pity you. You are as pathetic and empty as Rupert is.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Geoff
      Geoff

      @John from England(used to be just John but there are other John’s): lol…yeah I think it must be one of those! Have to say though….again accidently …ran across him in “My Best Friends Wedding” w/Julia Roberts….damn. That was one sexy guy….I think it was when he became bitter and cruel he became less attractive.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • osocubano
      osocubano

      When is the hair transplant scheduled?

      Apr 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NewYorkness
      NewYorkness

      where did those beauty lines go? did he scrub them out? definitely looks younger now but is it worth the cost and impact to your body? I guess for certain professions it does.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Disgusted American
      Disgusted American

      I got it! Eureka…..! He looks like a young Robin Williams serka Mork & Mindy,with a tinge of Glenn Close thrown in…?

      Apr 17, 2009 at 9:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • So you know
      So you know

      @Disgusted American: FYI – It’s circa.

      Apr 17, 2009 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • pickles
      pickles

      Aaw. That’s sad. He was a stud before. Now he looks like a Tommy Bahama type golfer you’d get stuck next to on an airplane… or maybe a GMC dealer. Messy.

      Apr 18, 2009 at 12:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • theboyfromipanema
      theboyfromipanema

      If Rachel Maddow and Kevin Kline had a wax man, that’s what’d look like.

      Apr 18, 2009 at 8:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • luciferosirisarnold
      luciferosirisarnold

      You have got to stay out of the sun or you will be going back to get another face.

      Apr 18, 2009 at 10:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TANK
      TANK

      It’s like kd lang and crispin glover had a kid. I dunno, he looks fine…”Mirror…..MIRROR!” I don’t like wrinkles.

      Apr 18, 2009 at 10:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nate
      Nate

      Come on people. Both these pics are photoshopped. those wrinkles obviously aren’t real. Still, he is an a**hole. but don’t be faking his pics to try and “get even”

      Jul 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bruh
      Bruh

      Is this the illegitimate son of game show host,
      Wink Martindale, on the right???

      Jul 25, 2009 at 10:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rod M.
      Rod M.

      I just find it ironic and annoying that the same man who was critical of Michael Jackson’s plastic surgery would go through similar procedures himself.

      Jul 28, 2009 at 9:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The7thDoctor
      The7thDoctor

      “Whiny, aging gay adoption foe and serial complainer Rupert Everett…”

      That’s hilarious! The only thing funnier than that is listening to this older black guy ranting in a “YouTube” video about that ‘heifer’ (his word, not mine) “Nicky Minaj” disrespecting an ‘iconic image of brother Malcolm X…’

      Feb 19, 2014 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • The7thDoctor
      The7thDoctor

      “Whiny, aging gay adoption foe and serial complainer Rupert Everett…”

      That’s hilarious!

      The only thing funnier than that is listening to this older black guy ranting in a “YouTube” video about that ‘heifer’ (his word, not mine) “Nicky Minaj” disrespecting an ‘iconic image of brother Malcolm X…’ (As a black man, I find her ‘side-show’ antics (along with ‘Lil Wayne’, Kanye West, ‘Jay-Z’and Drake) repulsive too!)

      “Nicky Minaj is a clown! The only thing she’s missing is a flower that squirts water!”

      PRICELESS!!!!

      Feb 19, 2014 at 11:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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