That's Rupert Everett?
 
 

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Whiny, aging gay adoption foe and serial complainer Rupert Everett, who is currently being tolerated in Broadway's Blithe Spirit, may not care much about equality, but he certainly cares about surface level beauty. Glancing at the "new face" he revealed on Martha, a plastic surgeon (whose industry benefits from this type of speculation) insists Everett had a face lift and is enjoying a regimen of Botox. He's barely recognizable to us — and that's a compliment. Finally, Rupert, something you can be proud of.

 
 
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Comments (54)

No. 1 · Chris

He looks like Rachel Maddow!

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:04 pm
No. 2 · TikiHead

His eyes look tiny now.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:08 pm
No. 3 · BSTL

He looks ridiculous.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm
No. 4 · jarvisbearcub

This is really him? How disgusting. He looks like a wax statue of himself.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
No. 5 · flightoftheseabird

He looks awful. Well, to be fair he looks fine; just doesn't look anything like him and that is the problem.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm
No. 6 · Hint

He looks horrible. He looked SO much better before. What a fool. And he's always criticizing other gays for adopting , marrying, etc…he's gross.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:25 pm
No. 7 · peet

Shaddup, shaddup shaddup!!! Y'all are haters. Yeah, the man is kind of a giant douche, but at least admit that he has vastly improved, at least on the superficial aesthetic level. And be real – we're gay, the outside is all that matters. I agree with flightoftheseabird, but fail to see why not looking like yourself is a problem, as long as the new look is an improvement.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm
No. 8 · Jeff Atwood

His face has lost character and expression. Plastic surgery is a gamble; maybe in time Rupert will look better, but I liked the old Rupert.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm
No. 9 · Ousslander

I found the original rupert much sexier. I've never found plastic sexy

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:36 pm
No. 10 · Joe

@peet: @peet: Awful. Just SAD. No improvement at all – he went from ruggedly handsome to plastic. How is that attractive? He was genuinely attractive pre-surgery.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:40 pm
No. 11 · dvlaries

He looks like a 10 year younger complete stranger. I could wonder if his own mother would know him.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm
No. 12 · peet

@Joe: Ruggedly handsome? Nuh uh. Sean Connery is ruggedly handsome; poor mister Everett looked like Droopy Dog. Now, he looks younger, more radiant, and not in the least bit plastic! Look at the eyes, and the laugh lines – his face still moves! I'm just sorry what whoever did this exquisite work will probably be retired or dead by the time I'll need his services.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:49 pm
No. 13 · rogue dandelion

the article is inaccurate
he criticize IVF not adoption, which i sort of agree with.
that being said, he looked much better before the surgery

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm
No. 14 · flyerfier

He looked better before, now he looks kinda alien/fetusy

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:52 pm
No. 15 · ggreen

All that money or surgery and still has a 5 cent hair colorist. The hair on the right looks colored on top on the left colored all over with orange highlights. Very NJ outlet mall looking.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm
No. 16 · Geoff

I caught that episode of Martha with Everett and did a double take. My first thought was wow…he looks good. It's more glaring in the pic than on my tv though….I must need a new TV.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 3:03 pm
No. 17 · steffy

Sorry to disagree, but I find the new Rupert incredibly sexy.

Just kidding.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
No. 18 · Jeff Atwood

@Jeff Atwood: Actually, check out the Martha Stewart segment: http://www.marthastewart.com/s.....ow-archive — he doesn't look so bad live.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
No. 19 · Bradley Traynor

Clearly he has the same doctor as Jocelyn Wildenstein…

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm
No. 20 · John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

@Geoff:

lol, think you might just do!

Is your TV one of those that makes everything look bright and shiny like on Martha's show??

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 3:55 pm
No. 21 · John

Bleurgh! He looks like he's made of plastique! No, no, NO.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm
No. 22 · ChristopherM

@Jeff Atwood:

Thanks for posting that. It isn't as bad as it looks in this photo, but it is still pretty bad. I actually gasped when he first came out. It is terrible.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 4:48 pm
No. 23 · dgz

gah! that's frightening. and the single-tone hair color…

yikes.

fyi, old skin pulled tight is NOT the same thing as young skin. aging *gracefully* is the key.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 4:54 pm
No. 24 · walt zipprian

ew

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
No. 25 · Paulie

@Jeff Atwood: Absolutely that picture is not accurate. The live version of Martha's show CLEARLY shows he has not Botox in his forehead as it goes up and down more than an elevator. While he may have had SOME work done, it clearly is NOT what is depicted in the picture. Having just seen him last week in Blithe Spirit on B'way, I can attest he looks more like the man on the left than the freak on the right!

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
No. 26 · Joeb1212

@ggreen: They are dying his hair for the Broadway show you twat!

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 5:05 pm
No. 27 · HayYall

People that get plastic surgery never really look younger, they just, well, look like they've had plastic surgery.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 5:10 pm
No. 28 · michael

If he is going into the witness protection program I would say good job. Otherwise, I really don't believe the photo on the left is even him. Even with all of Madonna's work and like it or not, you still have no doubt its her. I always thought that plastic surgery was for when either nature was unkind, accident victim and maybe a subtle minor improvement like excessively drooping eyelids or pinning ones ears back. Those are things one can hardly even tell a lot of the time. But if its really obvious then no. It just comes off as either excessive vanity, insecurities and self loathing. I miss the days when people aged naturally. Plastic surgery is an out of control industry.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 6:24 pm
No. 29 · The Gay Numbers

@michael: LOL @ Witness protection program

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm
No. 30 · scott ny'er

wow. if this is accurate that picture looks nothing like the him. So weird.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 6:50 pm
No. 31 · Mark M

Japhy, you are such an over-reactive queen. He did NOT disparage gay parenting. JUST IVF.. you know, making bio-babies that look like you, while 10's of thousands of orphans sit in Foster care. AND HE WAS RIGHT. It is vain. For hettys too.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 6:52 pm
No. 32 · Jason

This is so sad. He was a goodlooking guy before. Now he is so fake looking. Knowing a guy had that much work done makes him so unattractive.

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 10:56 pm
No. 33 · getreal

He was such a sexy man lines and all why did he do that to himself?

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 11:00 pm
No. 34 · mikeandrewsdantescove

I think Rupert should have just done botox.

Mike Andrews
Sex
I T U N E S

Posted: Apr 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm
No. 35 · Phoenix (Won't Teabag The GoProud Republican'ts)

Yes, but did he have an attitude adjustment? That's what was the most unpleasant thing about Rupert Everett.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 12:50 am
No. 36 · Nitesurf

I thought plastic surgery was supposed to make you look younger. It looks like he's aged overnight.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 3:03 am
No. 37 · Aamyko

In ALL honesty he doesn't look that bad live. If you see him on the Martha Stewart show you'll see he looks normal not like he's made out of wax.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 5:44 am
No. 38 · osocubano

I USED to like him.
Now he looks like crap.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 8:21 am
No. 39 · blake

@TikiHead:

Ditto. He look different.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 9:05 am
No. 40 · Timmeeeyyy

It's not his physical look that's ugly.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 10:20 am
No. 41 · Lucky Luke

He doesn't look THAT different on the video, and his face actullay moves, even his forehead, so there may be some botox there, of course, but just the right dose.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 10:23 am
No. 42 · Jake

@peet: "And be real – we're gay, the outside is all that matters." "and not in the least bit plastic!"

Are we looking at the same picture? He looks like a wax figure of someone, and yes, looks are what initially attract us to someone but it's such a small part of the over all "picture". I pity you. You are as pathetic and empty as Rupert is.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm
No. 43 · Geoff

@John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's): lol…yeah I think it must be one of those! Have to say though….again accidently …ran across him in "My Best Friends Wedding" w/Julia Roberts….damn. That was one sexy guy….I think it was when he became bitter and cruel he became less attractive.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm
No. 44 · osocubano

When is the hair transplant scheduled?

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm
No. 45 · NewYorkness

where did those beauty lines go? did he scrub them out? definitely looks younger now but is it worth the cost and impact to your body? I guess for certain professions it does.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 6:38 pm
No. 46 · Disgusted American

I got it! Eureka…..! He looks like a young Robin Williams serka Mork & Mindy,with a tinge of Glenn Close thrown in…?

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 9:54 pm
No. 47 · So you know

@Disgusted American: FYI – It's circa.

Posted: Apr 17, 2009 at 10:19 pm
No. 48 · pickles

Aaw. That's sad. He was a stud before. Now he looks like a Tommy Bahama type golfer you'd get stuck next to on an airplane… or maybe a GMC dealer. Messy.

Posted: Apr 18, 2009 at 12:28 am
No. 49 · theboyfromipanema

If Rachel Maddow and Kevin Kline had a wax man, that's what'd look like.

Posted: Apr 18, 2009 at 8:28 pm
No. 50 · luciferosirisarnold

You have got to stay out of the sun or you will be going back to get another face.

Posted: Apr 18, 2009 at 10:44 pm
No. 51 · TANK

It's like kd lang and crispin glover had a kid. I dunno, he looks fine…"Mirror…..MIRROR!" I don't like wrinkles.

Posted: Apr 18, 2009 at 10:50 pm
No. 52 · Nate

Come on people. Both these pics are photoshopped. those wrinkles obviously aren't real. Still, he is an a**hole. but don't be faking his pics to try and "get even"

Posted: Jul 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm
No. 53 · Bruh

Is this the illegitimate son of game show host,
Wink Martindale, on the right???

Posted: Jul 25, 2009 at 10:21 pm
No. 54 · Rod M.

I just find it ironic and annoying that the same man who was critical of Michael Jackson's plastic surgery would go through similar procedures himself.

Posted: Jul 28, 2009 at 9:29 am
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