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The 10 Best Songs About Gay Sex

Screen shot 2014-03-27 at 23.33.48You may have been shocked to come across Fly Young Red and his delightfully vulgar new single “Throw That Boy Pussy” last week.

But although the lyrics ‘boy pussy’ sure are new, musical homages to gay sex have been around for some time.

Our top 10 list has got all kinds of sexual acts to bootie, er boot. All in the name of music, of course…

 

Mister Chase – Fuck You Better (Neon Hitch Cover)

Mister Chase is an EDM, rocktronic performer based in New York City. His cover of Neon Hitch’s “Fuck You Better” is awesome, and adds a totally different, totally hot, and totally gay element to the song.

With the lyrics: “He can fuck you good, but I can fuck you better, better, better, better,” this song turns into a pair of tops fighting over a bottom (story of my life).

The video is a super-charged homoerotic boxing match with plenty of sweat, showering and general hotness. Make sure you check out Mister Chase‘s  original material too.

 

Wayne G (feat.) Stewart Who? – Twisted

“Excuse me? Do you fuck as well as you dance?” So starts “Twisted”, an underground dance hit in the late ’90s that charted at #19 in Australia.

It took DJs Wayne G and Stewart Who? around the world with a superb documentary called “Through The K Hole”, which followed their partying, drug-taking and sexual exploits. Here’s the trailer.

The iconic track has some of the most memorable lyrics of its genre, including: “Take your dog-like face, to another place.”

You can catch Wayne G in San Francisco and around the world, while Stewart Who? plays regularly on the London scene. They’re a bit better behaved these days of course…

 

Christeene – Fix My Dick

And  now for something completely different, from “Drag Terrorist” Christeene. Characterized as a “sexually infused sewer of live rap and vile shamelessness,” Christeene’s “Fix My Dick” has some hairy-assed go-gos and a lot of uncomfortable moments.

Lyrics include: “How many people does it take to fix my dick? Get your lipstick ‘round my pole, while you’re working that hole from the other side.”

If you don’t think it’s quite gay enough — watch the video. She gets her package out and jangles it around. Obviously.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

AB Soto – Hotboy

Back on track with some boy-on-boy sexiness, emerging artist AB Soto has just completed a European tour, including some awesome London gigs (he’s great live). He is a handsome hairy chap that just so happens to look great in sparkly dresses.

“Hotboy” has a great video with the lyrics: “Does that make you hot boy? I need you to cum.”

Fine with us.

 

Johnny Dangerous feat. QBoy and Soce – Hotline

This next track turns up the gay sex talk to a whole new level, with a rap from QBoy that’s enough to make your Grandad hard. Just check them out:

“Deeper than sess-pits is how I’ll fuck you, so good, you’ll cum without touching your dick, dude.”

“Cute men, big cocks, bubble butts for rimming, juicy sweet holes to lick and dart my tongue on,

Deep throat my whole dick, I’m all pre-cummin,’ sniff ya pits and in your mouth I’ll spit.”

Johnny Dangerous is renowned for his gay sex lyrics, with tracks like “Eat It” and “Take Your Man”.

QBoy runs regular nights in London and has a new track out just this week. His Facebook page is a good place to find out more.

 

Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Krisco Kisses

Songs about gay sex are not a new thing, kids. This awesome ’80s offering from Frankie Goes To Hollywood is all about the joys of fisting. It’s slightly ambiguous, well, it isn’t really at all if you’ve heard of Krisco…

They lyrics are pretty clearly fisting-related when you pay attention:

“You fit me like a glove, my love, you fit me like a glove. Be my friend my be-bop, take it to the top my love.

Krisco kisses, kisses, never misses, misses. Krisco kisses, kisses, you can take it up, up and up.”

 

Cazwell – All Over Your Face

As one of the most prominent gay pop stars on the planet, Cazwell doesn’t shy away from up-front sexual lyrics.

The (sadly pretty grainy) video for ‘All Over Your Face’ features some of the elites of New York nightlife, including Amanda Lepore. It goes something like this:

“I’m greasy, grimy, two-timey, butt-sniffing animal. And if I want it, I get it, I’ll eat that ass like a cannibal.”

“It’s all over your face, tell me how does it taste? When the lights go off, and your head goes down, don’t let a drop go to waste – go to town now.”

 

Jonny McGovern – Soccer Practice

Next up is a comedy song about a gay guy trying to get in the pants of his dumb straight soccer boy buddy. There’s no up front sex-talk here, but this clearly a song about a boy wanting to fuck a boy:

“Hey dude, I was thinking, we could, go do, something dirty… there’s nothing wrong, with helping a buddy out.”

Nice try Jonny!

 

Gay Pirates – Cosmo Jarvis

Now for a heart-warming, tragic tale of gay love on the seas. With a bit of gang-rape:

“And i’m sick of being beaten, and whipped and lashed to death,
I want one night with no gang-rape, but i won’t hold my breath.”

But aside from the blatant sexual references below, this is a love song about a pair of gay pirates, set upon by their homophobic crew:

“Yo-ho, Sebastian, I want to love you good,
We deserve much better than we’ve had.”

Although pirates actually had a form of gay marriage, so these pair may have just been on the wrong ship at the wrong time.

 

The Sex That I Need – Avenue D (feat. Cazwell)

We round off with a delightfully dirty, sex-filled face-off, between Avenue D and Cazwell. The pair talk about the kind of guys they like and the kind of sex they like having. Avenue D (a girl) with straight guys — Cazwell with gay guys:

“I’ll show where my stage is, his ass is on my bed, the head board hit his head, ’till his head turned red, in and out was the motion KY was the lotion and that’s the way it goes…”

Oh yes. And there’s more:

 “I like the type of guy that’s the east vil style, chill for a while if he’s versatile but the bottom direction give me his ass and give me affection.”

You’re our king of gay sex lyrics Cazwell, so keep up the good work!


  • 16 Comments
    • Rad
      Rad

      Cosmo Jarvis released an extraordinary acoustic version of “Gay Pirates” that, to this day when I play is, I get teary eyed. Just a beautiful song that, at the acoustic level, becomes so intimate; it resonates right to my core.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SFHandyman
      SFHandyman

      Boom boom (boom let’s go back to my room) By Paul Lekakis
      He matured into a gorgeous man – Google him

      Mar 28, 2014 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      “Be Aggressive” by Faith no More.

      You’re welcome.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris-MI
      Chris-MI

      How can you not have the Village People on this list? People took that stuff seriously. That alone triumphs anything on Youtube.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kidwithnofaceonatrike
      kidwithnofaceonatrike

      OMG. I am horrified. How is there no MC Crumbsnatcher on this list?! You couldn’t have included “All You Faggots Can Suck My Dick” or “Let’s Get to Humpin” or “Boy I Don’t Think It’s Sleazy (Cuz We’re In A Bathroom)?” DA FUQ.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Knickie14
      Knickie14

      Honey, if the term “boy pussy” is new to you, you haven’t been reading enough classic gay porn!

      Mar 28, 2014 at 10:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      Pansy Division should be here!

      Mar 28, 2014 at 11:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      And what about Gangsta Fag?

      Mar 29, 2014 at 12:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brad Crothers
      Brad Crothers

      Any song by Hirsute Pursuit.

      Mar 29, 2014 at 1:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seaguy
      seaguy

      @SFHandyman: I was going to mention that one if someone had not already. I cannot believe it was not on the list!

      Mar 29, 2014 at 2:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Earths Laughter
      Earths Laughter

      Wow, No MC Crumbsnatcher?!? I’m so embarrassed for you. Nice list otherwise…unfortunate oversight excepting.

      Mar 29, 2014 at 4:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anrealmonsters
      anrealmonsters

      Love the AB Soto song. Some are too much though. This is a recent one done nicely. It’s erotic and not vulgar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb4JzI2wmVo

      Mar 29, 2014 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kidwithnofaceonatrike
      kidwithnofaceonatrike

      See also MC Crumbsnatcher – Let’s Get to Humpin – “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that your pancreas jiggles, then I’ll flick it on your asshole and say ‘tickle tickle'”

      Mar 29, 2014 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • debb1322
      debb1322

      The list should definitely have
      “that boy is a bottom” by Willam.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 12:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • keithb94
      keithb94

      Ok, there are two tracks missing from this list: Boy Is A Bottom by DWV and Love You Like A Big Shlong by Willam.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TVC 15
      TVC 15

      I’m not a fan of his music, but I wouldn’t kick Cazwell out of bed. Every time I see him, I get all tingly down there.

      Mar 31, 2014 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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