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The 10 Best Songs About Gay Sex

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    • Rad
      Rad

      Cosmo Jarvis released an extraordinary acoustic version of “Gay Pirates” that, to this day when I play is, I get teary eyed. Just a beautiful song that, at the acoustic level, becomes so intimate; it resonates right to my core.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 11:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SFHandyman
      SFHandyman

      Boom boom (boom let’s go back to my room) By Paul Lekakis
      He matured into a gorgeous man – Google him

      Mar 28, 2014 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      “Be Aggressive” by Faith no More.

      You’re welcome.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 6:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris-MI
      Chris-MI

      How can you not have the Village People on this list? People took that stuff seriously. That alone triumphs anything on Youtube.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kidwithnofaceonatrike
      kidwithnofaceonatrike

      OMG. I am horrified. How is there no MC Crumbsnatcher on this list?! You couldn’t have included “All You Faggots Can Suck My Dick” or “Let’s Get to Humpin” or “Boy I Don’t Think It’s Sleazy (Cuz We’re In A Bathroom)?” DA FUQ.

      Mar 28, 2014 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Knickie14
      Knickie14

      Honey, if the term “boy pussy” is new to you, you haven’t been reading enough classic gay porn!

      Mar 28, 2014 at 10:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      Pansy Division should be here!

      Mar 28, 2014 at 11:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      And what about Gangsta Fag?

      Mar 29, 2014 at 12:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brad Crothers
      Brad Crothers

      Any song by Hirsute Pursuit.

      Mar 29, 2014 at 1:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seaguy
      seaguy

      @SFHandyman: I was going to mention that one if someone had not already. I cannot believe it was not on the list!

      Mar 29, 2014 at 2:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Earths Laughter
      Earths Laughter

      Wow, No MC Crumbsnatcher?!? I’m so embarrassed for you. Nice list otherwise…unfortunate oversight excepting.

      Mar 29, 2014 at 4:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • anrealmonsters
      anrealmonsters

      Love the AB Soto song. Some are too much though. This is a recent one done nicely. It’s erotic and not vulgar. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb4JzI2wmVo

      Mar 29, 2014 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • kidwithnofaceonatrike
      kidwithnofaceonatrike

      See also MC Crumbsnatcher – Let’s Get to Humpin – “I’m gonna fuck you so hard that your pancreas jiggles, then I’ll flick it on your asshole and say ‘tickle tickle'”

      Mar 29, 2014 at 3:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • debb1322
      debb1322

      The list should definitely have
      “that boy is a bottom” by Willam.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 12:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • keithb94
      keithb94

      Ok, there are two tracks missing from this list: Boy Is A Bottom by DWV and Love You Like A Big Shlong by Willam.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 3:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TVC 15
      TVC 15

      I’m not a fan of his music, but I wouldn’t kick Cazwell out of bed. Every time I see him, I get all tingly down there.

      Mar 31, 2014 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mtrais
      mtrais

      Um, hello?

      [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZCX8x3WRoM&w=420&h=315

      Oct 12, 2014 at 5:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • joshuaserpico13
      joshuaserpico13

      With the possible exception of Cazwell, these songs are fucking terrible. I’m personally embarrassed of all of them. Ugh. And MC Crumbsnatcher? I turned that shit off after about 30 seconds. I couldn’t continue suffering through that horrid noise.

      Oct 12, 2014 at 6:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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