The 20 Most Frightful Anti-Gay Activists

We’re not sure, but Alan Keyes may be a demon spawn. This Republican lap dog regularly derides gays and their “hedonistic” ways. The Renew America founder’s so hateful, in fact, that he disowned his lesbian daughter and then criticized Vice-President Dick Cheney for not doing the same. Criticizing Cheney? This man must have balls of steel! Too bad his logic’s not as massive as his moxie, for Keyes seems to think that we gays are incapable of procreation. Consider his statements from a 2004 interview with homo-journo Michelangelo Signorile:

…Marriage, as an institution, involves procreation. It is in principle impossible for homosexuals to procreate. Therefore, they cannot marry.
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Homosexuals are essentially incapable of procreation. They cannot mate. They are not made to do so. Therefore the idea of marriage for two such individuals is an absurdity.

Tell that to our sperm count, homie. In that same interview, Keyes told Signorile that gays don’t have “sexual relations”. Why? We’re still trying to figure it out:

[Gay sex] is the mutual pursuit of pleasure through the stimulation of the organs intended for procreation, but it has nothing to do with sexuality because they are of the same sex. And with respect to them, the sexual difference does not exist. They are therefore not having sexual relations.

Keyes’ irrationality’s so fucking frightful, we’re speechless.