Part One...

The 20 Most Frightful Anti-Gay Activists

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Monsters and ghouls roam this American land, friends. Some of the most frightening ghouls in history currently stalk our streets, looking for gay souls to squash and civil rights to crash. Since sequels always have more gore, we’re featuring some of the foulest, gnarliest anti-gay activists. And, as you can see, we’re starting with the most hellish homo-hater: Fred Phelps.

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Who hasn’t had a nightmare about Fred Phelps, the frighteningly fertile granddaddy of the Westboro Baptist Church? With nine equally hateful children – four had the sense to leave his ugly cloud – Phelps has established his church as one of the most vile, controversial organizations in America. The crew’s known for singing such inane slogans as “God Hates Fags” and “AIDS Cures Gays”. They’ve also taken to picketing soldier’s deaths, because, apparently, God hates America. Also, the big G-man hates Sweden, too.

In a 1999 press release, Phelps’ WBC asserted: “It’s NOT OK to be gay. It will damn the soul, destroy the life, and doom any nation that tolerates such evil. God Hates Fags is a profound theological statement, which America needs more than it needs oxygen or bread.” Oxygen and sustenance are necessary to sustaining mammalia.

Perhaps that explains Phelps and company’s disdain for human dignity, compassion and rationality: they’re lizard people.

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Who knows what demons possessed this preacher man to use his influence for evil, but Bishop Harry Jackson’s become quite the unholy avenger for the Republican party. Based in Maryland and commanding a flock of about three thousand, Harvard Business School graduate Jackson believes the church should guide our governmental policy. A staunch Bush supporter during the 2004 election, one’s surprised the “good” Bishop doesn’t froth at the mouth when demonizing the homos. And we do mean “demonizing”

According to a piece written for Charisma Mag, we gays have a “satanic” strategy for dismantling America. Homos have waged a spiritual, generational, political and cultural war against traditional values. Of our so-called cultural plot, Jackson writes:

The gay community has used a definitive public relations strategy aimed at changing the way it is perceived and received. TV programs such as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Will & Grace have elicited sympathy for gays and lesbians, while Christians are increasingly being viewed as bigoted and insensitive.

Well, maybe if the anti-gay Christians had a better PR machine, people wouldn’t think them so fucking bigoted.

As the head of the High Impact Leadership Coalition, a collective of conservative black pastors, Jackson emphasizes the importance of father figures. Without them – well, we’re damned.

Historically when societies have gone off kilter, there has been rampant same-sex marriage, What tends to happen is that people tend to devalue the institution of marriage as a whole. People start rearing kids without two parents, and the black community already has this incredibly alarming and, if I may say, this shameful number of babies being born without fathers.

Jackson’s obviously never had a gay daddy.

[PS: Note the person directly behind Jackson has ghost eyes. Creepy.]

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One of the wackiest additions to this list, Rabbi Yehuda Levin says he’d rather give Israel to the Arabs than expand gay rights. Oy! That’s quite a statement coming from a virulently Orthodox Jew who says the Reform movement’s worse than Hitler’s Holocaust ovens.

In a 2006 interview with right wing religious website Life Site News, Levin says: “It is far worse to allow the homosexualization of the Holy Land than to give back land to the Arabs”. He also plays with collective memory when calling the gay rights movement a “spiritual holocaust”:

There is something worse than taking an innocent person and exterminating them in this world, and that is when you take a person and exterminate him in this world and in the next world.

Fight with every fiber of your being the spiritual holocaust, which is robbing the values of the Jewish people in Israel and of the Christian people worldwide.

The most effective way of showing an opposition to the historic holocaust is to stop the holocaust of the spirit which is being perpetrated by the militant homosexual agenda.

We gays are less kosher than a ham and cheese sandwich, which we imagine the beastly Levin would eat before a tossed salad.

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Ex-gay activists may be the scariest, because they pretend to know the inner workings of the the dark homo soul. James Hartline’s no exception. Since disavowing a lifelong “homosexual lifestyle” after contracting HIV, the Freddy Krueger look-a-like has pledged his earthly existence to confronting the “dark forces” gathering around San Diego. And, of course, the fags are one of the darkest of the dark forces.

Earlier this year, Hartline spearheaded the thick-headed Padres “Gay Day” protest. In an unrelated assault on the seemingly omnipotent gay agenda, Hartline draws not only on tried and true satanic sentiments, but socialist, as well!

I am a man with the greatest of concern for my fellow Christian. In my daily course of life, I see the great burden being thrust upon the American Christian by satanic forces who are determined to wipe out every vestige of Biblical influence in this once godly nation. Everyday, I speak with moms and dads who are brokenhearted that their sons and daughters have had their vulnerable minds hijacked by advocates representing the Spirit of Sodom. Those dark, socialistic engineers of a resurrected Sodom are determined, in their rebellion against the throne of God, to plant a massive crop of what the Bible calls the “Vine of Sodom”.

Hartline’s also taken a hard line against pornography. His father apparently had quite the collection of naughty mag, which Hartline told the 700 Club turned him gay.

https://youtu.be/sa_JbxVM-ac

Unable to fight his ungodly desires, Hartline testifies, he turned to a life of crime and sex, but always under a dark cloud:

I became habitually addicted to looking for relief from all of my suffering through homosexuality. I always knew that it was wrong. I was powerless, and I felt a sense of doom all the time.

Now that he’s found Jesus Christ, however, Hartline’s totally going to heaven. Or so he says.

We’d rather take our chances Krueger than live in this man’s delusional dream world.

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Young, dumb and full of aplomb, Temple University graduate Michael Marcavage has quite a history of anti-gay activism. While studying at the aforementioned Temple, Marcavage protested a production of Terrance McNally’s gay flavored Corpus Christi. Marcavage apparently became so enraged over the show, university officials sent him to a mental hospital.

Now that he’s been released, Marcavage spends his time spouting utterly insane anti-gay bullshit. Consider this:

According to the Scriptures, it’s the government’s job to enforce God’s law and to uphold his law, and the Bible talks about how, I don’t want to really get into this – it’ll make me sound like I’m crazy – but it does talk about how [homosexuals] are to be put to death. The wages of sin is death. But I want to make [it] clear that I’m not advocating the [independent] killing of homosexuals….I’m saying that the government’s duty is to uphold God’s law…I know that’s harsh, but we have all broken the law, God’s law, and we need to be held accountable.

Marcavage has also said that God sent Hurricane Katrina to destroy New Orleans because of its gay circuit party, Southern Decadence.

No wonder Marcavage’s a “proud” virgin.

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One of our favorite of the conservative nut jobs, Reclaiming Our Republic Campaign founder Madeline Crabb puts the cuck in cucko. This blond haired monster looks like she’s straight out of the eighties, but her political vision’s out of the dark ages. Not coincidentally, an unofficial scientific poll dates old Crabbie’s birth to about 614 AD. She’s immortal and spreads hate about supposedly immoral homos.

One of our Crabb’s most memorable moments came last year, when she railed against proposed same-sex marriage legislation: .

..[F]or those who still can’t understand why same-sex marriage is detrimental to society, then consider some of the homosexual’s unhealthy sexual practices: anal sex, “rimming,” and “fisting.” I will not describe these things here…

Based just on the public health hazard, it is bad public policy to promote and encourage homosexuality. Yes, this is America and people can do whatever they want. But when we consider “mainstreaming” these kinds of dangerous, vile practices, we jeopardize all Americans. Hello! What are we thinking?

As if Crabb’s thoughtless politics aren’t scary enough, she regularly writes for anti-gay politico Alan Keyes’ website. Frightful!

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Madeleine definitely isn’t the only wacky woman gunning for the gays. Jennifer Giroux‘s making quite a conservative name for herself with her pro-life advocacy and sheer lunacy. At last year’s Value Voters summit, while representing the Citizens for Community Values, Giroux famously declared, “The ultimate child abuse is placing a child in a gay home”.

Giroux also dropped jaws when she appeared on Scarborough Country to attempt an awkward link between abortion-hungry, gay loving America for the 2004 Tsunami in Thailand.

Well, you know, throughout history and reported early in the Bible, God has always used plagues, floods and natural disasters as a source of punishment.

Look at what we’re looking with just in this country with cloning, homosexuality, trying to make homosexual marriages, abortion, lack of God in the schools, taking Jesus out of Christmas. I can’t pretend to know the mind of God. But, historically, there have been warnings. And God, who is all-loving and all-good, and he will not be mocked.

Can you believe such vile filth comes out of such a sweet looking woman? What a tragedy. Speaking of tragedy, Giroux’s got nine little offspring who she’ll no doubt indoctrinate with her horrific homophobia.

Our sperm just died of fright.

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Jennifer Giroux can rest easy knowing Alan Sears fights for her litter’s homophobic rights. A lawyer by training and a crusader by practice, Sears believes gay sympathy in schools will destroy America, the world and, quite possibly, the entire universe:

Over the years I’ve seen first hand the number of adults, teachers, principals even homosexual activists who have zero to do with the public school getting involved in the homosexuals’ Day of Silence. And you know it’s pretty clear that many people believe these kids are just being used by homosexuals as mere pawns to fight for their right to sin and obviously the Day of Truth was greatly needed because these kids and faculty for that matter were getting railroaded by propaganda from these homosexual activists.

Wait – we gays are using children as pawns? Ha! Yeah fucking right. Sears and his Alliance Defense Fund create a queer specter simply to justify their childish policies. Clever? Kind of. Horrific? Most certainly.

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Bishop Wellington Boone’s made it his mission to “please God by a lifestyle of holiness and humility”. That “lifestyle” includes taking the gays down a peg. Not only do our gay ways offend Atlanta-based Boone’s delicate sensibilities, gay guys aren’t even men!

Back in the days when I was a kid, and we see guys that don’t stand strong on principle, we call them “faggots.” A punk is – and our people, I’m from the ghetto, so sometimes it does come out a little bit. I got another one I’m gonna say in a minute – [laughter] – that don’t stand up for what’s right, we say, “You’re sissified out!” “You’re a sissy!” That means you don’t stand up for principles. And I just believe that God hasn’t called us to be sissies on a principle level. We’re called to be, to stand up and be men.

Boone isn’t content in taking aim solely at us gays. No, he’s got some words for those self-determined darkies: “I want to boldly affirm Uncle Tom. The black community must stop criticizing Uncle Tom. He is a role model.”

That’s some scary shit.

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Don’t let Kevin McCullough near your children. We’ve got reason to believe he bites off their heads and drinks their blood. Sound unbelievable? Yeah, so are the conservative radio talking head’s descriptions of gay cultures:

The “gay” lifestyle does nothing to promote monogamous healthy relationships. Why? Because there is little, if anything, healthy about nihilism, narcissism and compulsive sexual addiction. Yet the community where these traits are not only seen, but also encouraged, is again among individuals wrapped up in the “gay life.”

It is damaging to families. Heck, it destroys them. The “alphas” in homosexual relationships, be they men or women, are many times recruiting younger partners. A vast percentage of those who enter the homosexual life do so after having been sexually initiated by an older person of their sex – be it consensual or not – it usually has the feel of enticement or seduction. Homosexuality also destroys families by preventing their future possibility. Frank and Charlie can’t have kids – at least not as God designed it. This basic, simple word picture should be easy to understand.

We totally understand: gays are made by pedophiles and once they’ve been fully inculcated with gay values, they go out looking for fresh meat. Also, children of gay people can’t have kids because – um, wait…what was that logic again? Oh, there wasn’t any! Perhaps McCullough’s so scary because he’s like a zombie: brainless. Again, keep him away from your children.

Stay tuned for Part Two of The 20 Most Frightful Anti-Gay Activists. Be. Very. Afraid.

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