This week’s installment of The A-List: Dallas picks up seconds after the conclusion of the previous pulse-pounding episode. Buckle up for more passive-aggression and cringeworthy come-ons, catfights, snide insults and the continued reign of Taylor the Terrible.
You’ll recall that castmates and various hangers-on had converged at a Dallas hotel for the annual summer shindig thrown by Chase, who was allegedly aided in its execution by Ashley, who didn’t understand the difference between a flash mob and an actual performance.
The party was themed, in a likely bit of cross-company synergy, after Footloose (whose remake is now in theaters). And when Taylor grew impatient with Phillip and Levi for his own nefarious reasons, he accidentally-on-purpose shouldered Phillip into the pool, who took Levi with him as he toppled into the waters.
This triggered quite a bit of fuming and yelping, swearing and stomping. Last week’s episode ended with a soaked, enraged Levi trampling a shrieking Ashley as he went for Taylor’s throat.
At this juncture, I want to point out that Steven Daigle, former rodeo cowboy and reality-TV personality and current porn performer, has asked me via Twitter, to point out that ALD is nothing like the real Dallas he knows and loves. And he says that Bravo’s competing program, Most Eligible: Dallas—which filmed at roughly the same time as ALD— is no better.
What, drunken hookups and hissy fits are unique to reality TV? How “Dallas” are the dudes of A List: Dallas? Tell us in the comments below.
Now, Onto the recap!
NEXT: An intervention for Taylor and Phillip grows a few inches where it counts.