Chris Cooley, the flamboyant Redskin’s tight end who sometimes shows up to practice in hot pants, made an easy mistake when he was trying to get all Web 2.0 transparent with his blog readers by posting a picture of his playbook. He snapped the book while resting it on his legs. Also, Cooley was naked, and he did not crop the photo. Oops. This is sure something I hope I don’t do here during my week-long stint as guest editor of Queerty. I’ll put underwear on just in case. See the picture before, it’s obviously NSFW.
Tight End Bares All
The Accidental Case of NFL Crotch
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Larkin
oopsie!
tallskin
Tch, what a lot of fuss over a tiny thing
Rsquared
Are you sure his teams isn’t called the “Foreskins”?
CHURCHILL-Y
Isn’t this the same jerk:
http://www.queerty.com/not-cooley-20080904/
I think he’s crying for help.
Darth Paul
Pity he didn’t go for a rear exposure.
alan brickman
he’s hot and you just fat and jealous…
Jason
Who cares about penis size! I would love to bury my face in that big beefy ass!
Bitch Republic
I don’t think this was a mistake. Who doesn’t notice their cock in a picture they post on the web?
http://www.BitchRepublic.net
Trenton
Someone with a penis that small might not notice. But i do agree…he absolutely knew what he was doing. Bleh.
mark
The embarrassing is the size…was he in a cold shower just before this shot?
REBELComx
Small? The guy is 6’3″, an 8″ tool would look small compared to the rest of him… and maybe he’s a grower…
Jaroslaw
How can everyone tell how big it is? We don’t know the point of origin, we only have the point of termination.
Coke
YOU try sitting with your legs squashed together, bent over. Esp. if you aren’t hard, anyone’s will look like that.
mark
Coke
anyone straight might look like THAT, not the gay men I know.
Ryan
Right. Because gay men all have huge cocks. Or at least the ones you know. Do you measure your friends before you agree to be friends with them? “Oh, sorry, I’d love to get coffee with you, but I have an eight-inch minimum.”
Clearly, the NFL guy above is desperate for attention.
Wolfie
Say what you want. Even without the cockhead shot dude is a big beefy stud. (Its true though about sitting up and bent that would pull back alot.) But the Head loks quite beefy too.
He’s obviously an exhibitionist.
WISH I COULD SEE MORE!
So sick of skinny twinks!
GIVE ME BEEF!
polobear
“You can’t tell how mean a dog is when it is sleeping”
Polobear
(embroider that on a pillow)
Xavier
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Madam HoVery
The problem with these size queens is they have been torn out so badly that the only thing they can feel is a mack truck! Have you heard about the banana over the grand canyon…? Get a clue you shallow, bitter queens-it is not the “size”, but the personality of the man! Funny thing is like any of them had a chance with him to begin with. Queens, please!