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The Bears Are Coming!


From the editor: I remember growing up in Ohio and seeing really low-budget commercials hyping country music shows or gospel shows or trucking shows – you know, good old middle American shit.

Now, fast-forward 147 years, and I see this commercial for the “Bearapalooza Road Trip” and realize that we gays may have finally made our mark on blue-collar American culture.

Yee-fucking-haw!

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Apr 15, 2008
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  • 17 Comments
    • gaycurmudgeon
      gaycurmudgeon

      Wait, Daniel Cartier is a BEAR now?

      Apr 15, 2008 at 2:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      Ugh, the whole Bear thing is really terrible! :(

      Apr 15, 2008 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      CitizenGeek,
      What’s wrong with bears?

      Apr 15, 2008 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jarvisbearcub
      jarvisbearcub

      about time!!!!!!!

      when will a bear be on the cover of the advocate?

      Apr 15, 2008 at 2:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      Brian,

      It’s just all so horribly crude and lacking in any kind of class. Also, it’s essentially a sexual fetish and I really hate the fact that sexual fetishes (like that whole leather thing) are publicly celebrated within gay circles in the US. Basically.

      Apr 15, 2008 at 3:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CondeNasty
      CondeNasty

      Hey CG, since when is a bear a fetish. Its a type like twinks, DILF’s, or GymRats…

      Apr 15, 2008 at 3:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      No, no; it’s very definitely a sexual fetish. If it was just a harmless label for overweight, overtly hairy, old gay men, I wouldn’t have a problem with it. Thing is, it’s not just a harmless label. It’s a bona-fide sexual fetish, with a whole sub-culture all of it’s own. It irks me to no end that “bears” parade their sexual fetish at public pride events, as if it was something suitable for minors (who have every right to be there) or as if most gays accept it (which they probably do, but I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in disliking it).

      Apr 15, 2008 at 3:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian
      Brian

      CitzenGeek
      Yes I know I am a bad gay for not weighting under 200 pounds and waxing my chest hair. I know its bad I do not know the fashion world and all the happenings going in New York City or LA. Yes for some people that go to these events for sex. Just like there are people that get liquored up and cruise the bars for Gay Pride. I guess for a person like me that lives in fly over country and lives in a small gay community it is nice to hang out with similar men and fit in.

      Apr 15, 2008 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • l
      l

      CG – “parade their sexual fetish”!!? Don’t you see you’re using the same language of the people who want you to shut up, get in the closet, and pretend to date women?

      Apr 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Amber LeMay
      Amber LeMay

      CitizenGeek: What if a bear had a baby?

      Apr 15, 2008 at 4:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • c@meron
      c@meron

      the whole “bear” thing is as lame as any other label…whatevs

      Apr 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CondeNasty
      CondeNasty

      I don’t know CG, it is definitely a slippery slope. There are people that make a fetish out of everything under the sun. Guys in sports kits, guys in suits etc. So it is difficult for me to view a subset like this as a bonafide fetish. Sure there are guys who fetishize body hair, but in reality it is a bar nite or gathering for men who want to meet hirsuit men in the same way that a bar has a college night to attract a twinkie crowd. It is about going to a place where you will fit-in.

      Apr 15, 2008 at 5:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GranDiva
      GranDiva

      So wait a minute…

      I’m black and a bear. Does that make me a double fetish for white twinks?

      Really, CitizenGeek, think before you speak.

      Apr 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      While I definitely don’t agree with CG – I think bears are A-OK and have every right to be who they are, celebrate their bearness etc. (as long as it doesn’t come with an automatic putdown of guys who DO work out, don’t have body hair, etc. – and let’s face it, some of this bear stuff is as judgmental as any Chelsea muscle queen on the other side of the divide) – I think it’s time to say, OK, we get it. They’re accepted as part of the gay landscape already! Aren’t they supposed to hibernate half the year?

      Apr 16, 2008 at 12:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bearotic.com
      Bearotic.com

      It’s great to see Bearapalooza getting some coverage! We love those guys at Bearotic.com.

      Apr 16, 2008 at 12:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • leomoore
      leomoore

      Well I guess those of us who are old, overweight, or hairy or some combination of the three should all just turn in our gay credentials and euthanize ourselves. That way all the beautiful, gay men don’t have to see such distasteful sights. Hairy is not a choice since one is or isn’t. Old is not a choice either, but maybe that’s why some dislike old trolls like myself. It forces them to realize that youthful beauty is ephemeral.

      Such requirement to conform reminds me of those who don’t like gay people in general.

      Apr 16, 2008 at 1:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr C
      Mr C

      Bears rule and I am a part of that community. However, it has it issues like all communities. But as for the Bearapalooza and Bears on The Run concert tours. They suit that part of that community that likes it. Just like everythng else. If you like it support it, and if not don’t

      They’re no better than the Twinks, and muscle queens, etc. All the same

      Apr 16, 2008 at 3:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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