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The Becks Next Door

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The wild world of celebrity sure can seem exotic. We see endless pictures of our favorite stars jetting to-and-fro, gobbling up free gifts and partaking in glamorous activities, such as black face. While it’s great to fantasize about joining their astronomical ranks, it’s even more fun to fantasize about them joining our pedestrian gutter.

Thankfully, some photo-shop lovers over at Paris Hiltron have taken it upon themselves to illustrate what Posh, Becks, Sarah Jessica Parker and other assorted celebs would look like as typical Americans. As you can see, David and Victoria look more like mum and dad than soccer stud and sexy singer.

Not only has Paris Hiltron provided us with a much needed belly laugh, but they’ve confirmed our Larry King suspicions. If the chatter-box weren’t working for CNN, he’d be a grandmother who spends her last days arranging dying flowers.

The silly site, which we found thanks to old friend !!omg blog!!, also offers us a glimpse in Jessica and Ashlee Simpson’s respective, entirely fitting futures.

Have a laugh – especially at Ann Coulter – after the jump.

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By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Jul 31, 2007
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  • 3 Comments
    • kamasutrajones
      kamasutrajones

      Funniest website I’ve seen in years. As good as Cliff Yablonski Hates You and Bert is Evil. Thanks, Queerty!

      Jul 31, 2007 at 3:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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