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The Davey Wavey Diary: Is Straight Sex Scarier Than Gay Sex?

Guess who’s baaaack? Everyone’s (least) favorite YouTube cewebrity Davey Wavey, who Queerty readers seem to hate with the same gusto as James Dobson. But, he has a worthwhile discussion topic, and no, it is not about his nipples.

It’s: What’s scarier: gay or straight sex?

Good question, Mr. Wavey. And it’s a timely one, because just yesterday Shaquille O’Neal was showing how any sort of man-on-man affection turned him off. Gross!, right?

Does it matter how many holes you have? What comes out (or goes in) which? Or is all sex just disgusting? If you can stop staring at Davey’s pecs to hear him out, then we want to hear from you!

By:           editor editor
On:           Aug 18, 2009
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  • 18 Comments
    • Brooklyn Bobby
      Brooklyn Bobby

      Davy Wavy is not the sweet guy he appears to be. He’s really crazy. He has a manhunt profile and he kept sending me hate mail for no reason. Be careful of what he tells you.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 2:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChristopherH
      ChristopherH

      I’m surprised that Davey Wavey is even on Queerty’s radar… say hello to irrelevance.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt
      Matt

      Well I really dislike him. He invited me over after talking to him on Manhunt. When I got there he just said, “ok, you can leave now.” I said, “why?” He said, “oh sometimes, I just invite average guys over and then make them go home. It’s funny to see your faces when you realize you aren’t going to fuck me.”

      Aug 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      It’s sort of weirdly uncomfortable to watch somebody who thinks they are being clever or saying funny things when they aren’t. It’s like watching an interview with Melissa Rivers or Tom Arnold and just feeling embarassed for them. This guy is just painful to watch.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DSNX
      DSNX

      @Matt: That comment turned my intuitive dislike of Davey Wavey and his stupid f*cking videos that Queerty insists on posting into a visceral one. Can we coin “Enema Nozzle” as the gay “Douchebag”?

      Aug 18, 2009 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      @Matt: I think it’s weird that he would have called you “Average”. Because, while he has worked out a lot on his body, his face is sort of plain Jane. You can tell he realizes this because he never pans totally close only on the face, he always lets you see his shirt is off. And in this video, he is wearing a shirt and so panned back farther. i’m not trying to be some shallow ass, I mean the guy has a nice build, but his face just looks like any guy in PA. or OH. waiting tables. From your comment it sounds like he is really one messed up guy.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Thom Freeheart
      Thom Freeheart

      Davey Wavey is sweet and I like him. More Davey Wavey, please.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 5:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      He looks like a partied out twink whose face is pushing 40. He sounds like a vapid queen who somehow thinks his pecs compensate for his fem-squak.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TribalPottery
      TribalPottery

      In his videos, he’s acknowledged that he cruise online for sex. Besides Manhunt, I believe he’s mentioned other obvious sites like Craigslist, Adam4Adam, and even AtomicMan.

      Aug 18, 2009 at 8:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Imedla
      Imedla

      His pecs look like female breast implants

      Aug 18, 2009 at 8:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GEEZER
      GEEZER

      Wavey is the quintessential reason why I wasn’t going to become a gay (like I had a choice). I didn’t realize so many others can’t stand him either. If he would just stand and model, he would do fine, but he keeps opening his mouth.

      Having said that, I will stare at those pecs all I want.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Am I wrong, or in the freeze frame of this does he look a bit like Clay Aiken? (Shudder)

      Aug 19, 2009 at 10:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AnProspectEncounter
      AnProspectEncounter

      Hey,

      Davey Wavey is anything but a gentleman. I was supposed to hang out with him but after finding out that other guys at my university resented their encounters with Mr. Davey Wavey, I decided to push it to the side. I do, still to this day, have some risque pictures of him, but I’m not the one who tried to make $ off of them online. They are on my computer and that’s where they will stay. He is hot, yes he has a nice ass, yes he does have a nice penis, but he is shallow, self-absorbed, and one of those guys who will fuck you and then want to have nothing to do with you. It would be nice to see if he has changed, but he seems to be too in love with him self to even give you the time of day. He reminds me of a desperate guy at the club who dance in-front of the mirrors practically making love to his own reflection. Pretty pathetic.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dale
      Dale

      This moron needs to lay off the crystal meth and find a real job. He is not funny, he is not charming, he is not attractive, and the fact that Queerty continues to post him in spite of an overwhelmingly negative reader response indicates to me that he must have some dirt on the editors.

      Aug 19, 2009 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Peter
      Peter

      @Dale: Look at the fucking bags under his eyes. Someone needs to put down the meth pipe and get some sleep

      Aug 19, 2009 at 8:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • HayYall
      HayYall

      Hey Hauslaib,

      Posting this drivel is grinding your blog into further irrelevance faster than your paid ad shit.

      You seriously need to find a niche (aka Towleroad) and stick with it, rather than pointing a shotgun at a bullseye and hoping you hit it.

      PS – You might try being witty instead of stooping to yellow journalism. That might be a tough sell for you I know, since journalism alone is something you should aspire to.

      PSS – Your most memorable and useful blog of the last month was pointing the unknowing masses to dlisted.com. You should take a few notes from Michael K and lighten the fuck up.

      /XOXO

      HY

      Aug 19, 2009 at 11:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Devyn
      Devyn

      Great bod…and it must have been cold in the gym (obviously!) Nice nips, Davey. We were waiting for you or your friend to give them a nice tweak!

      Aug 22, 2009 at 4:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • geminigoofy
      geminigoofy

      I hate hearing from guys who look like him tell me how to get a boyfriend. Of course you have it all figured out. You don’t have to open your mouth, and even if you had a bad personality you would still probably have guys clamoring over you.

      So please, pretty people, stop telling me how to better live my life. You may have the pecs, but that doesn’t give you the right to tell me how I am doing things wrong.

      Oct 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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