Comments on: The Definitive Mankini Gallery

By: Lovesdaddys

Lovesdaddys — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 22:44:13 +0000

Number 8 made me so horny I just had to masterbate to it wish he was my daddy

By: Malph

Malph — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:58:52 +0000

If you think this is a gallery you should see the pics at http://www.internationalmankinichallenge.com!

I agree with the blog post though, the Mankini has been embraced by the everyman – even though it´s far from pretty!

By: Jon from Maine

Jon from Maine — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:35:11 +0000

One of the pop-up ads I got while viewing these fabulous fashion statements was for an anti-gay marriage bill in Maine. It asked for support of “traditional” marriage in Maine… How are they able to advertize here? These assholes are everywhere….

By: bodacious boi

bodacious boi — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 14:26:10 +0000

If anyone needs proof that Western civilization is finished, the Mankini, in that dreadful color, should do it. I can’t believe that these eyes, that have witnessed so much beauty, have like … seen this crap! Aaaaaagh!

By: sohan

sohan — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 07:11:01 +0000

@Aaron J.: Clearly it is some sort of ‘triathlon’/obstacle race type thing that is going on and I am guessing NOT a volcanic eruption as it may seem in the first look. There is a guy in more ‘traditional’ racing attire with a number on his shirt and also there are what seems to be spectator stands behind them, if my eyesight isn’t failing.

I have a question though – What’s up with the fact that most of these guys decided to run races after throwing on a mankini? Is it like that special swimsuit which gives the wearer an unfair advantage???

By: Monica Roberts

Monica Roberts — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:35:01 +0000

What about those of us whose surgical scars leave us as what is classified as “ambiguous genitalia?”

Where do WE go for swimwear?

This encroaches beyond the need of well-fitting shoes. (Sigh)

By: Lance Rockland

Lance Rockland — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 02:24:35 +0000

Where can you buy one of those suckers?

Is there some mankini web site?

By: CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY

CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:10:08 +0000

I love the SIDEEYE that asian boy is giving on PIC 13.
I bet he’s thinking: “Oh Hell NAH! No He didn’t!”

By: CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY

CONFESSIONS OF A BAD BOY — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 17:03:40 +0000

@Aaron J.: Yes! What in the good lords name is going on? Who told this mofo to put on his mankini during a volcanic eruption?

By: dk

dk — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 15:46:39 +0000

Who knew a marble bag with suspenders would become so popular? If Mayer wanted to sniff one, (14), they should have thrown up one of the ones the guys wore in the marathons.. Skid marks and ball sweat!

By: mr

mr — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 08:35:31 +0000

guy # 3 and 11 are super hot….even with that odd mankini on

By: Rich

Rich — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:26:41 +0000

Number 3 YUM…. and same with #12…. who is that though??? (number 12 that is)

By: HYHYBT

HYHYBT — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 05:05:13 +0000

@Jack: Given that the whole point of the thing is to draw attention to how awful it looks, wouldn’t fluorescent green be the best color for the purpose?

By: lessthan

lessthan — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 04:58:45 +0000

We must ignore the disasters and marvel at its successes. I’m all for hot guys wearing mankinis. If I must put up with the occasional shock picture as a price, so be it.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 23:03:19 +0000

why do they only come in that horrible color?

By: Dick

Dick — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:54:28 +0000

How did that one guy find one that wasn’t green? The yellow wasn’t much better, but it was different.

By: headbang8

headbang8 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:13:28 +0000

If Borat had to make the mankini famous, he could at least have chosen a better colour.

By: Shaniqua Ubangi

Shaniqua Ubangi — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:27:28 +0000

Wouldn’t be surprised. It’s call being behind the times.

By: Frank

Frank — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:25:54 +0000

Did you seriously just steal an idea from manhunt??

http://www.manhuntdaily.com/20.....r-not.html

That’s just low and unimaginative!

By: Aaron J.

Aaron J. — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:42:26 +0000

WTF is going on in #3?

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:27:32 +0000

Photo number 8 has really fucked me up! Fortunately my therapist was able to fit me in for an emergency session. Queerty, you will be hearing from my lawyers Monday morning! PTS is no laughing matter! LOL!