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The Drag Queens These 2 Men Attacked Just Happened to Be Cage Fighters. Ouch

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Don’t you hate it when you think you’re picking on a bunch of cross-dressing fags and they turn out to be kickass cage fighters dressing in drag for a night out? Dean Gardener and Jason Fender certainly do.

That’s because the pair, after spotting two men wearing wigs, heels and skirts, thought it would be funny to confront them and start throwing punches. Bad move, gents! Because those puffs were actually well-trained ass kickers.

A security camera caught the fight in South Wales, which was shown in court, and includes excellent shots of the cage fighters kicking the crap out of Gardener and Fender. Fun!

The duo (whose attorney blames their drinking, natch) were sentenced to electronic monitoring, a curfew, and four months of community service. And, hopefully, this life lesson: While it’s their bad luck they actually targeted cage fighters, drag queens in general aren’t worth messing with. Those girls will cut you.

(Thanks, Sherry!)

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On:           Oct 7, 2009
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18 Comments

No. 1 · Jaroslaw

I’d like to see a story like this EVERY day!

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 11:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Cam

LOL!!!!!! LOVE IT!!! What I also love is that these guys are in the news getting taken down with one hit from the drag queen and some time later still aren’t walking straight. LOL

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Fitz · Member · 1602 comments

Why the fuck didn’t the drag queens finish the fucking job?

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 12:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · GeoffM

This absolutely made my day….lol…LOVE IT!

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · AlwaysGay

YYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent work! Safety should be every gay person’s number one priority. Did you see how the drag queens were targeted out of nowhere? Things like that happen all the time. You need to be prepared. Take lessons from these men by taking self-defense classes and traveling in a group.

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · McShane

In San Francisco, a few years ago, one genderfuck friend of mine killed a guy in a group that attacked her. On another night, I wascomming home with my friend buffy, and we were confronted by two very large guys on Market Street; she whipped out her 12inch scissors and threw allscreaming 90lbs of herself hurtling at them screaming.To their good fortune, they ran. Definitely not a group to tangle with.

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Chitown Kev

Damn. Don’t people know? Don’t fuck with the drag queens…

As I heard on Detroit drag queen say, they “will drop that miss and pick up that mister and beat your ass.”

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · geoff

That was fantastic! I hope millions of people see this video.

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 3:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · scott ny'er

it’s that drag queen in black who came out of nowhere. She blindsided both of them with one punch that knocked them down. Watch it again. She walks like a bruiser.

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 4:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Oh Boy

That was awesome!

Dean Gardener and Jason Fender you are two turds. Stop fucking with people.

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 4:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Old Timer

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Classic!

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Minneapolis

hahahahahaha, I love this too much.

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 13 · ATUN

girl in black threw in a few kicks for good measure! drag queen FTW!

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 at 10:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 14 · B

Youtube is protecting homophobes. While you can watch the video on QUEERTY’s web site, if you try to watch it on youtube’s site, youtube insists that you log in and verify that you are at least 18 years old due to “user complaints” that it is inappropriate for some viewers.

The only viewers who this is not “appropriate” for are homophobic thugs deeply disturbed and embarrassed by seeing one of their own learn the hard way. It’s a long-distance shot without sound. You can’t see any blood. You’ll see visually worse violence on Saturday morning cartoons. It isn’t even obvious from the video if the two thugs were drinking – no bottles are shown – so while adults could make a pretty good guess, the kiddies wouldn’t catch on.

Posted: Oct 8, 2009 at 12:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 15 · KyleR

This type of crime is well on the rise in the UK from what I’ve read on the BBC. But this one takes the cake. I couldn’t help but bust out laughing when I watched him get taken down in one hit. Awesome stuff.

Posted: Oct 8, 2009 at 12:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 16 · t money

any fight video is adult only. dont make it into a gay thing ms. victim 2007.

im glad the turn out was what it was, but many times those targeted in hate attacks are NOT MMA fighters. thats the sad reality.

all gays, and queens and lezis and inters and everyone else should take a self defense course.

well unless you grew up in the hood like some of us. then you just learn to fight from a young age.

be safe everyone. and remember, it is OK to walk away.

Posted: Oct 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 17 · declanto · Member · 444 comments

@t money: yeah, right. It’s OK to walk away, but the sad truth is that if you try to walk away, you get hit from behind. Queens Rule! FIGHT BACK!

Posted: Jun 1, 2010 at 5:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 18 · declanto · Member · 444 comments

I see that the video has now been taken down. Pathetic censure.
I hope we can take heart and stop taking shit.

Posted: Jun 1, 2010 at 5:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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