“I’m not a lawyer,” Mike Huckabee tells Judge Andrew Napolitano on Fox Business’ Freedom Watch, but Obama “was legally wrong” in deciding not to defend the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act. It’s certainly not the first nor the last time The Huckster will step up his anti-gay platform to attack the man he hopes to challenge in 2012. But this time around he threw in a new argument: letting DOMA die will inevitably lead to the legalization of polygamy. (That doesn’t sound like a bad idea when Mike mentions the multi-billion dollar “dad deficit”; why not let women share fathers?) Oh, and wait for his look of disgust about what happens in gay bedrooms. Classic!