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Was this year’s Turkey Day the most homosexual in the history of the holiday? With an ice-skating princess rocking a massive fur cape that would make Liberace blush during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and Mother Monster hosting a “Very Gaga Thanksgiving” on national TV, we think T-Day 2011 might take the gay cake with flying colors. But the gayest thing of all had to be the words I exchanged with Aunt Judy at our family dinner…

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By:           Evan Mulvihill
On:           Dec 21, 2011
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  • 18 Comments
    • slanty
      slanty

      That’s one gay tower!

      Nov 27, 2011 at 8:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gurlanboi
      gurlanboi

      I didn’t see anything ”gayer” than usual. NYC holiday season is always crazy lights sparkle furry glam music lights. But my ex ”inlaws” looked at me on turkeyday and ask why the parade seemed so ”broadway.” I was all wtf. But I guess i’m their only homometrowhatever spokesman. They were really confused and put off by it. I don’t exactly fit in gay world. But if priscilla johnny and gaga all help then let them raise hell out there. I’m more rock than musical. Hate gaga but formichetti is fricken hot. Weir made me respect fem dudes for the first time in my life. I so want to sex him up. I’m from PA and Santorum is total embarassment. Every dude in my family and friends has a pic at some age pretending to lick the tower in ptown. Washington monument too. Ha. So yeh, very very very gay holiday going to rival official gay days like halloween. Good.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 8:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      Oh I thought Johnny Weir was Clay Aiken.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 11:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jean
      Jean

      gurlanboi: The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade has ALWAYS featured performances by some of the biggest shows on Broadway-all done in front of Macy’s. In fact, if you watched
      Matt Lauer’s special that evening he did explain that the ‘first hour of the broadcast IS dedicated to Broadway’—after that the parade begins.

      Nick: Just what did you mean by that crack?? It really doesn’t make any sense at all.
      Clay is NO Johnny Weir-nothing between the both of them can be compared. (Yes, Johnny did look extremely flamboyant [something that Clay is NOT] on the float!!!) During the Matt Lauer special, the last couple of minutes of clips featured Clay’s rendition of “Silver Bells” that he performed several years ago while in the parade. Of ALL the thousands of performances of sung holiday songs during the parade, NBC chose Clay’s. I think that’s a very positive thing.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      It wasn’t a crack, that’s what I actually thought when I first saw that picture and hadn’t read the caption. All I’m saying is, I hadn’t seen the resemblance before.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marty
      Marty

      Nick……you are so transparent. NEVER, EVER, has Clay looked like Johnny Weir, especially in that outfit.

      It is OK not to like Clay, but try to be a bit more believable.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roger Rabbit
      Roger Rabbit

      LOL, silly writer, everyone knows that most Drag Queens would NEVER bottom. They’re pushy bitchy tops!

      Nov 27, 2011 at 3:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tone
      Tone

      Lady Gaga was tremendous in her T-day special. It was unconventional, but fun and she really demonstrated the depth of her talent.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 3:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Evan Mulvihill
      Evan Mulvihill

      @Roger Rabbit: Johnny Weir is a drag queen now? I think he’s more of a bossy bottom than a bitchy top.

      Nov 27, 2011 at 4:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jean
      Jean

      Tone: I agree! I really enjoyed her special. I think she’s an amazing talent; but can do without ‘some’ of her costumes. I did think she looked fabulous in the special. The gowns were gorgeous!!!

      Nov 27, 2011 at 4:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      @Roger Rabbit: Johnny is actually PLATINUM, coz he has divulged that he FLIPS…so apparently there have been instances where he HAS topped something (other than the rocking horse, I mean..) I adore Johnny..and seriously would NEVER have confused one with the other…Johnny is just SOOOO much more GORGEOUS!! LOOK at his porcelain skin..

      Nov 28, 2011 at 1:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      @Chris: @Roger Rabbit: Sorry..would never have confused Johnny with Clay Aitken, that is..

      Nov 28, 2011 at 1:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dania
      Dania

      Clay has lovely porcelain skin too. Its that Adam Lambert monstrosity with the crater face you’re thinking of.

      Nov 28, 2011 at 4:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gurlanboi
      gurlanboi

      @Jean: They meant broadway as euphemism for gay. Could feel gay radiating from the parade and didnt like it.

      Nov 28, 2011 at 8:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gurlanboi
      gurlanboi

      Johhny is not never will be drag queen!!!!! Said himself hes not ducktaping anything! His current bf is obvs tops. Johnnys fricken gorgeous and never be Clay or Adam!

      Nov 28, 2011 at 8:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Riker
      Riker

      Why is Johnny Weir sitting on Sarah Jessica Parker?

      Nov 28, 2011 at 8:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      MMMMMM you just know Johnny Weir is a little wildcat in the sack!

      Nov 28, 2011 at 12:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Hyhybt
      Hyhybt

      Why is this showing up as new?

      Dec 22, 2011 at 12:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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