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The Funniest, Freakiest, Filthiest M4M Ads On Craigslist

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By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Mar 30, 2014
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    • Desert Boy
      Desert Boy

      The always entertaining Howard Stern had a segment a few years ago about women who love to smell hot guy’s farts. He had one guy come in, eat a bowl of sauerkraut and then let ’em rip in the face of women who were aroused by such behavior.

      Fetish is bizarre.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben Dover
      Ben Dover

      I don’t believe it. Somebody spelled/used “discreet” correctly on Craigslist?

      Mar 30, 2014 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      People’s desires are SO diversified. Bizarre!

      Mar 30, 2014 at 10:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sonofabee

      These are pretty typical examples of the freaky-deaky stuff I’ve seen on my local craigslist. The spanking one seems to come up quite frequently. The diaper one comes up once or twice a month. Bondage stuff is on there all the time and is almost mainstream. It’s not just limited to the “casual encounters” section either. I see this sort of thing all the time in the dating/relationship section (which a lot of guys use for one-time hookups… I guess reading comprehension isn’t a strong suit for most of them).

      Also, can we talk about the guys who have been posting the same ad on a daily basis for literally YEARS, using the same photo, and their age never changes (or it goes DOWN rather than up)? Please tell me that’s not just something that happens in my area…

      Or the guys who claim to be “visiting from out of town” and “only here for a short while” but they’ve been posting the same ad for months or years…

      Or the guys who claim to be “100% total bottom” but they only post pictures of their dicks…

      Or the guys who post in the dating/relationship section and say things like “looking for a relationship ONLY, I am NOT looking for hookups or casual sex!” but then at the same time they post hookup ads in the casual encounters section. Multiple personality disorder?

      Or the guys who claim they’re “totally inexperienced, never done anything like this before!” but they’ve been posting the same ad and the same pic for years…

      craigslist is nothing if not entertaining!

      Mar 30, 2014 at 11:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring

      Uhh Yeah Dude covered this already. In 2006.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 11:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ben Dover
      Ben Dover

      @sonofabee: “I guess reading comprehension isn’t a strong suit for most of them” – Yeah, check out the “Platonic” section which is usually sex ads too!

      Mar 30, 2014 at 11:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sonofabee

      @Ben Dover: I’ve noticed that. :) It seems to be a mix of guys trying to find someone who’ll give them free weed, and guys looking for sex. One time I posted an ad in that section, looking to meet someone who is interested in the hobby of aircraft/aviation, but the responses were sexual in nature. People are strange.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 12:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian

      Aw, the Disney one is nice. If I were local, I would have responded. Amusement parks (and rides) are better in pairs. Sometimes I wish there were more gay men posting ads about starting things off platonically / casually. It’s possible to wait til the second date for sex, you know….

      Mar 30, 2014 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99

      @Brian: I was liking that too until he says he’s got an annual pass and wants to meet up at Disneyland on a regular basis. Once is nice. More then that you’ve got a serious problem.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 1:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99

      They forgot the K9 fetish crowd. Sometimes they even have k9 parties. I guess as long as the dogs are enjoying themselves too;)

      Mar 30, 2014 at 1:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QuintoLover

      @Stache99: Pssh, speak for yourself. Some people still enjoy the magic.

      Mar 30, 2014 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BritAus

      Weird thing is, that most of these guys are probably really HOT.

      Mar 31, 2014 at 6:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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