The Future Is Now.
 

Good news for all you narcissists!

A scientist has achieved a world first… by cloning himself.

In a breakthrough certain to provoke an ethical furore, Samuel Wood created embryo copies of himself by placing his skin cells in a woman's egg.

The embryos were the first to be made from cells taken from adult humans.

Unfortunately Dr. Samuel Wood's crop of clones died after only five days. His research, however, could seriously help eradicate some of the world's most troublesome ailments, like Alzheimer's. And biological order.

Comments (2)

No. 1 · 3Dspleen

Oh no! I saw the scientist's picture. Who'd want to clone that?!

Posted: Jan 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · ProfessorVP

Way cool idea: Bill Clinton could flirt with himself, give himself blow jobs, then slander himself as a crazed stalker.

Posted: Jan 19, 2008 at 11:43 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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