We love toys. We're not talking about sex toys, you filthy mind. But real toys. For years as kids we forced our Star Wars and G.I. Joes into homosexual positions when no one was looking. Toys allowed us to act out our gay urges even then.

And so that is why we love Suckadelic. Our friends over at Gama-Go sent us the link yesterday and guess what? The toys suck. But in a strange way we love them. Especially the Gay Empire powder pink storm trooper. We have this nephew with a lisp and this is just the gift!