The Gay Ex-Mormon Who Won a Five-Minute Friendship With Paris Hilton
 
 

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The winner of the second season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, the terrible MTV reality show where famefuckers compete for a chance to hug a branding machine, is a gay ex-Mormon.

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Stephen, who was actually eliminated at the end of the show before being declared the winner, was the only guy to make the cut this year, and is described by the show "as someone who hits the tanning salon daily and loves to show off his chest with open-cut shirts and jackets."

Progress, America!

 
 
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Comments (6)

No. 1 · Dave

I have to admit that I stopped for some reason on the show last week while clicking to CNN…Paris' feet are HUGE! They should not shoot her from that angle on that couch she sits on…they look gargantuan!

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 12:35 pm
No. 2 · Cam

Hits the Tanning Salon DAILY?!?!?!? Oh man, it is not going to be a pretty site when he is a few years older.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 1:36 pm
No. 3 · HayYall

@Cam: Well, to be fair, it isn't all that pretty a site now.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 1:38 pm
No. 4 · holla

Regrettably, my boyfriend watches this show so I know that he was not the only guy on the season. There was some hard-drinking douche-tastic straight dude too.

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 2:29 pm
No. 5 · Nunya Bizness

He actually is rather pretty….

…but in that snotty, overly-self-important, lip-glossed-Twink way that makes you want to punch him.

…he also doesn't move his mouth much when he speaks… which makes him seem as if he's been botoxed to oblivion.

…but he is kinda pretty.

I guess that means that I'm conflicted regarding his attractiveness level — but I'm glad he won (… I guess; if being Paris' fake friend is a career goal).

…nevermind — I guess I'm totally conflicted about this guy and the show's entire existence (much like I am about Paris).

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 3:17 pm
No. 6 · Jay Pat

why go to college when you can be a reality TV star?

…maybe I'm doing this all wrong. being smart seems to be overrated…

Posted: Aug 6, 2009 at 6:44 pm
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