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The Gay Pimp Daddy And His Stripper Nerds Study Studly Student Bodies

School’s almost back in session and Johnny McGovern (aka The Gay Pimp Daddy) has stopped loving on Rose from Golden Girls to direct his attention to sexy nerds in this NSFW-ish video. We don’t know about you, but the dorks in our high school’s chess club never had perfectly chiseled bodies or tattoos above their crotches, but maybe that’s what we get for attending a public school with an under-funded physical education program.

By:           Daniel Villarreal
On:           Aug 3, 2011
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  • 15 Comments
    • Pickles
      Pickles

      OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!

      “Don’t fall in love with a Homo” was my first love
      “Somethin’ for the Fellas” lead me astray.
      “Sexy Nerd”, I can’t quit you!

      Aug 3, 2011 at 10:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chip
      Chip

      Blech. Every new McGovern video is worse than the last one.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 10:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Anonymous
      Anonymous

      Hypocrite. Sings “I don’t need no muscle jock” in an all-jock video.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 11:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Curious. Just looked like a gym bunnie twinks dressed up to look like nerds.

      Please tell me that no one pays for this crap on itunes.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 11:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QJ201
      QJ201

      How long can JM keep up this shtick before it becomes creepy, e.g., middle aged man lusting after twinks.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xien
      Xien

      @Anonymous:

      Meh. To be fair, some nerds do have hard bodies.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • David Ehrenstein
      David Ehrenstein

      LOVE IT!

      Aug 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jase
      Jase

      Meh. Though the nerd playing the video game at 2:43 cracked me up, that was pretty cute

      Aug 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gross
      Gross

      This video is just stupid

      Aug 3, 2011 at 12:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • LWWood
      LWWood

      Wow, tough crowd… what, did JM shoot your cat or something? It’s a silly, frivolous video, and that is all it’s meant to be. Stop being so cynical and critical and develop a sense of fun. Jeez.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 1:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ChadNYC
      ChadNYC

      If nerds had bodies like the guys in the video then they wouldn’t be nerds. It would have been a better video and made a statement if the guys cast were actual nerds with thin or pudgy bodies.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 4:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • George412
      George412

      @QJ201:
      I think he hit the creep factor circa 2005.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 4:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Paco
      Paco

      @ChadNYC: No they’d be geeks. Geeks are different than nerds. Geeks and nerds have a tendency of not getting a long cuz nerds have non functioning social skills. And I agree these boys are more than likely just rocking geek chic which is a smack in the face to all the real sexy nerds out there….excuse me as I daydream about one.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 4:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TommyOC
      TommyOC

      Gay Pimp is a guilty pleasure of mine. I’m not saying his videos are good – nor are his songs – but his, erm, passion, for his, erm, subjects, makes him and his work somewhat endearing.

      I’m only saddened that the Gay Pimp has gone a little bear/cubish over the years. Before you flame, just know I understand that’s a big plus for some of you readers… but me, I liked the Pimp that straddled the “fine” line between jock, twink, and nerd.

      Still, love seeing a new entry from the guy. Thought his enthusiasm had faded for a bit there.

      Aug 3, 2011 at 5:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • B-Rock
      B-Rock

      Nerds can totally have hard bodies! It is a state of mind.

      Some of the buffest guys I know are totally awkward D&D-playing, Annals of Science-reading nerds, they’re just not the same dudes that are at the dance club all the time. In fact, I’d wager that it’s the same sort of antisocial, self-consciousness that leads someone to the fluorescent lights of the gym as it does to the internet avatar.

      Aug 5, 2011 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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