Like the swallows returning to Capistrano in springtime, every year about this time, the world of gay porn descends upon San Francisco to fete itself with the GayVN Awards, the Oscars of dudes doing dudes. Lubed-up luminaries Brent Corrigan, Michael Lucas and porn impresario Dink Flamingo (Dink! We love you! Call us!) all trod the red carpet, and Queerty was front and center, reporting from the oddly sticky Castro Theater and the thumping after party.
Suffice it to say, it was an education. Here are 10 lessons we learned at the Gay Porn Awards, so you don’t have to.
10. Gay porn has a Tupac & Notorious B.I.G.
Proving that the porn world can have beef on par with the rap world, Michael Lucas launched his opening salvo against megatwink Brent Corrigan on Saturday. Just seconds after a representative from the Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection praised the adult film industry in their ongoing efforts to keep kids out of porn, Lucas strode on stage to deliver his invective. First coolly slamming Corrigan, who falsified his age to appear in porn at the age of 17, Lucas then castigated GayVN Awards for nominating and awarding Corrigan. Lucas was met by boos after his bombshell slam and continued to receive boos throughout the evening. See related story for more on the Lucas-Corrigan battle.
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9. Margaret Cho is dirtier than a room full of porn stars
As befits an event with nominees entitled Piss! and Fisting Ranch Hands, it was certainly a dirty evening all around. But surprisingly, the filthiest of them all was presenter little ‘ol Margaret Cho. Of course, anyone who’s seen her salute to Gwen the Vagina Washer knows that Margaret does her best work blue. Madame Cho was downright raunchy, with topics ranging from comparing her boyfriend’s spunk to MSG to requiring a neck brace after sucking so much big dick. She capped off her set by singing a pervy paean to Ricky Sinz and his 9 and a quarter inch long schlong, which allegedly made Ricky blush twelve shades of red. If you’ve embarrassed a man whose money shots have been dissected like the Zapruder film, you know you’re working dirty.
8. Porn stars can be achingly sincere
Sure, they’re there to pick up awards for things like Best Cumshot and Best Threeway, but just because they’ve got monster cocks and rosebud puckers doesn’t mean these spunky kids don’t have heart. Many award-winners were genuinely moved Saturday night, profusely thanking their co-stars and directors, and spoke sincerely about their dedication to their art and craft. Most notable was Hall of Fame inductee Dean Phoenix, who teared up as he thanked and praised the many friends he made along the way. It was enough to bring a lump to your throat and your pants.
7. Porn award apparel runs the sartorial spectrum
Unsurprisingly for an evening saluting dudes who work bare-ass naked, there was no dress code at the GayVN awards. You had models in designer suits right next to studio mavens in jeans and sneakers. But of course, there were a few daring souls sporting outré apparel odd enough to make Mr. Blackwell rise from his grave: kilts and sleeveless shirts, leather harnesses and even a few weirdos decked out in head-to-toe vinyl.
6. Raging Stallions Studios is the Miramax of gay porn
Raging Stallion Studios was certainly the belle of the balls on Saturday, nabbing Best Picture, Best Director, Best Screenplay and Best Supporting Actor. Its sumptuously shot and intricately plotted (for porn) movies recall the lavish films – Shakespeare in Love, The English Patient,Chocolat – that the Brothers Weinstein pumped out at their arty apex. Which raises the question, does this make Raging Stallions star Ricky Sinz the Gwyneth Paltrow of the porn world?
5. You would think a gay porn after party would be, you know, dirty
For an event dubbed “Shameless” and billed as a decadent follow-up to an already decadent evening, the after party to the awards ceremony proved surprisingly tame. Sure, there was the requisite shirtless bumpin’ ‘n’ grindin’, and even an S&M tie-up corner tucked away in the VIP section, but it’s nothing that we couldn’t have seen somewhere in the East Village back in 2004. Where were the sex pigs greedily servicing a line of patrons? Where was the all-nude dancing? And most importantly, where was the center-ring grudge fuck between Michael Lucas and Brent Corrigan? After all, an after party to a porn show with no sex is like going to the Soul Train Awards after party and being told there’s no dancing.
4. Celebrities love porn, too
Us Weekly was right, celebs are just like us. We love porn and so do they! In addition to headliner Margaret Cho, stars like Bruce Vilanch, Alec Mapa and whatever remains of Janice Dickenson’s mind showed up to present awards. Even actual Academy Award-winner Dustin Lance Black was spotted at the afterparty, watching bemusedly (or perhaps arousedly?) as two boys in their tighty-whities were tied up and whipped with a cat ‘o nine tails. Just like Paddy Chayefsky would’ve done!
3. The Oscars and the GayVN Awards have a few things in common
You might think that there’d be little daylight between the Oscars and the GayVN Awards, but there were a few striking similarities between the two kudos-athons. Like the Oscars, the GayVN stretched for an irritating three-and-a-half hours. Also like the Oscars, the proceedings stopped dead in their tracks for a middling musical number culminating in a not-quite-good-enough payoff. Thankfully, unlike the Oscars, the GayVNs smartly did what it could to speed the plow. As the night drew on, the MC blitzed through awards like Best Editing and Best Set Design by skipping the nominee list entirely, announcing the winner and moving directly on to the next category, dropping the envelope on the stage. Hugh Jackman, take note for next year!
Watch the GayVN “Halftime Show”– featuring the Greatest Song of All Time, “Single Ladies”:
2. Come for the porn, stay for Janice Dickinson
The GayVN Awards has one bright, shining advantage to the Oscars: the acceptance speech. Rather than a rote list of lawyers, agents and fellow Scientologists, pornsters keep it real and fascinating in their podium banter. We’re thinking specifically of the award-winner who thanked his co-stars, saying, “You couldn’t ask for two nicer guys to rape you.” And then there’s the presenter who, after Best Top Ricky Sinz left the stage, solemnly intoned, “I’ve had him fuck me, he’s excellent.” But the best in show blue ribbon goes to Janice Dickinson, who kicked off her time on stage by announcing, “We’re here at the Castro Theater!” adding, apropos of nothing, “Harvey Milk!” with a regal sweep of her arm. She hung out on stage for about 30 minutes longer, tossing out the occasional smutty bon mot, like saying, when asked what she would do if she were a prison warden, “I’d have sex with all the guards! My dad taught me everything I know!” The bitch is clearly insane and hilarious, and should be airlifted immediately into the next Oscars the second that shit turns too dull.
1. An award-winning porn is all in the name
Rather than a bunch of dick-dazed dummies, the audience was actually a pretty hip and clever crowd, a pack of sticky-fingered savants who had a taste for porny wordplay. Among the nominees that got the biggest audience responses were The Twink Whisperer, The Porn Ultimatum, Paging Dr. Finger, Black Meat, White Heat (“Sounds like a recipe!” cackled Vilanch), Spread Dat Buttah and of course, that new bisexual classic, Bi Pole Her 2. Oscar Wilde would be so proud. And probably a bit horny.
–Dixon Trotter Gaines
michael
Porn has a bisexual double standard. As such, it does more harm than good to our community.
Consider how, in 99% of all porn movies containing men and women, male-male is completely banned whereas female-female is allowed to co-exist with heterosexual activity. What sort of message is this sending out to the mainstream? A very poor one in my view.
While male-male does exist in gay male porn, it is a segregated entity. Segregating male-male sexuality like this sends a very poor message to the general community.
In a nutshell, the GayVN Awards are not representing human sexuality in a way that is good for our community, and neither is the porn industry in general.
dellisonly
You are a prude Michael! We all do it. If you could loosen up about yourself and society wasn’t so rigid you might find that Kinsey was right in saying humans are bisexual.
Porn comes in categories. The fact that male-male porn is such a taboo makes it hotter.
I would have given my entire drag closet in order to be there that night.
Seriously, loosen up before you stroke out pumpkin.
Gurlene
Though I have not read the Lucas-Corrigan fued I intend to. I think that little queen has blood on “her” hands and knows more than “she” is letting on.
I followed that trial day by day thanks to a commenter who posted a site where full coverage of this gruesome murder was/is offered. Based on the fact Corrigan and his lover/partner Grant decided to cooperate with the investigation AFTER they were contacted by investigators means these two queens Corrigan and Grant wet their panties and decided to save themselves. They clearly knew this guy Kochis was about to be killed and it was in their best interest to go ahead and NOT stop the murder from happening by NOT telling Kochis his life was in danger.
Too bad Harlow did not have the chance to walk into the bathroom AFTER Corrigan did his morning business drop because if he had and took a deep breath he would have realized this was a human being he was dealing with and not a “goddess” as Harlow clearly thought Corrigan was. He (Harlow) was clearly enchanted with Corrigan’s posterior and no doubt will spend the rest of his life wishing he had realized it before it was too late.
Thank you Mr. Lucas for letting that little bitch know not everyone is fooled by “her act” of innocence. Even though he ran away at 15 to join the porn industry I find it interesting no one has looked into his (Sean Lockhart aka Brent Corrigan) background. I bet it makes for interesting reading.
Oh, and by the way, there were several things girlfriend (Corrigan) said on the stand that if the prosecutor had any balls he would start a new investigation about and bring Corrigan back to Pa to testify. Several of the “stars” he appeared with are children too that he might have helped recruit. He has no idea the can of worms that has been opened for an overzealous prosecutor to sit back and examine and start licking his chops. Especially if crime is slow in Wilkes-Barre and they need something to further their careers.
Where the hell is Christopher Isherwood when you need him? I can’t wait to read the book.
Ogre
So how many “gay-for-pay” models did you see hitting on Janice and Margaret? Apparently the industry is full of “straight” men.
Gurlene, care to share that website address with the rest of us?
ggreen
It’s a good thing the gay porn “industry” produces and pays for it’s own award show because no one else would. The big name porn studios are nothing but meat grinders. Pumping out the same old tired crap with different faces every other month. All the while charging double or triple the price of heterosexual porn (which is a whole lot hotter and better made). All gay porn is 100% formula 0% erotic. From Hot House and its Circus performers to Chi Chi La Rue and her droid and drone sexbots.
Gurlene
@Ogre: Gladly. The site is http://www.handjtrial.blogspot.com. The site gives FULL coverage. From jury selection and even local tv station coverage.
Based on this report Sean Lockhart is going to be spending every dime he makes in porn hiring attorneys to keep him out of the slammer. Read it and you be the judge and ask yourself knowing what you know (if you were Harlow) what would/could you offer to the prosecutors office if you wanted to get even after clearly being “betrayed” by Lockhart and Grant. One of the comments Harlow makes to Grant CLEARLY indicates they (Grant/Lockhart) knew what was going to happen. If they didn’t then they lack the sense to figure out what toilet paper is used for too I guess. I guess a $3k dinner that they did not have to pay for (Roy/Lockhart) effected their common sense, but I doubt it.
Stay tuned folks. And be greatful this is one industry you/me (the average joe 8hr day plus overtime) does not qualify to enter.
There are thieves/murderers, drug addicts/dealer amongst them for sure.
Coin Slot
Wow, leave it to a few tiresome posters to take all the fun out of the GayVN’s. So for those of you unlucky enough not to be in SF this weekend, let me recap: Gorgeous weather. Castro hopping. Studio’s hosted parties and most bars. Parties were really, really fun. Every flavor of porn star to be found in every nook and cranny. Castro Theater momentarily like the Vatican of Porn — the epicenter of cream-ation. Fun, fun, fun, fun was had by all.
GranDiva
@michael:
As frustrating as it is:
Since when is porn about “fair representation?”
As I’ve said elsewhere, porn is not about reality, it’s about the sexual fantasies of the consumers. If straight men wanted to see guys doing guys next to guys doing girls in their porn, it would be in there, but they don’t, so it’s not. Is it a fair representation of what happens in the real world? Certainly not, but it’s a question of what people will pay to see. There are a relatively few straight porn films from the seventies where orgy scenes might feature guys going at it with each other alongside, or inclusive of, heterosexual sex, but it was something that faded somewhere in the early eighties once AIDS panic set in.
It annoys me to no end just as much as it appears to bother ou, but it’s one of the realities of business in the world, and not just the porn world.
tropSpice
Best supporting “actor”?!! Wow.
Queerky
Porn needs to be more and more specialized. You can see cock shots for free on Craigslist and guys sucking on webcam by request. I am waiting for a movie about a guy pissing on a dead underaged and overweight dog wearing fishnets and lipstick. Hot Hot Hot!
Jamie
Stubby Sinz best top? Please. This speaks volumes about the state of the industry. And for those not in-the-know, Raging Stallion is a subsidiary of AEBN (the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network), the largest distributor of porn (and not just gay porn), as is NakedSword, the sponsor of the awards. You get what you pay for.
The irony of the evening is that Raging Stallion’s sworn enemy stole the spotlight from them and the fact that they bought and paid for every trophy handed out. By doing them this enormous favor, Lucas eased the scrutiny on AEBN’s clear conflict of interest. Not that it matters; suggesting that the GayVNs are analogous to the Oscars™ is hilarious.
The referral of the award handed Stubby was priceless: a chunk of lucite. So, for what it’s worth, congratulations to AEBN’s Raging Stallion division.
naprem
I agree with a good number of the winners. I think that Ricky Sinz has nowhere near a nine-and-a-half inch dick – he’s got seven at the most. But he is still a good top, which just goes to show that size doesn’t equal quality. And i think that Michael Lucas is congenitally incapable of not expressing every tiny thought that comes into his head.
RS
@Gurlene: Have you even read the Harlow and Joe on Trial blog? You are making shit up.
Based on the fact Corrigan and his lover/partner Grant decided to cooperate with the investigation AFTER they were contacted by investigators means these two queens Corrigan and Grant wet their panties and decided to save themselves.
Sean and Grant went to the authorities themselves — sure, after consulting a criminal defense attorney, but that’s because they knew all eyes would be on them after their long lawsuit with Cobra (settled days before the tragedy). The prosecutors repeatedly exonerated both of them, and credited their risky wiretapped conversations with H&J as being a critical piece of their prosecution.
One of the comments Harlow makes to Grant CLEARLY indicates they (Grant/Lockhart) knew what was going to happen.
Again, bullshit. Are you referring to the dinner conversation they had in Vegas? Grant specifically told them not to, that all eyes would be on S&G, and chalked it up to the drunked musings of a stupid kid. The wiretapped confessions on the nude beach make it clear that H&J embarked on this on their own. Harlow himself even admitted on the witness stand that S&G did not put them up to it and had no foreknowledge of the crime. Not out of any unrequited love — there are additional transcripts of tapped conversations beween H&J speculating whether S&G could be blamed for it. In the end, Harlow tried to throw Joe under the bus.
Even though he ran away at 15 to join the porn industry I find it interesting no one has looked into his (Sean Lockhart aka Brent Corrigan) background.
Are you kidding me? Everyone has looked into his background. Name another male porn actor more under the microscope than Brent Corrigan. Maybe a few — but only ones who themselves were arrested/convicted of violent crimes. Not ones exonerated by the prosecutors, victim’s family, and even the indicted themselves. (Also, I believe he was 16 when his boyfriend first approached Cobra and 17 when he first appeared in a film.)
Several of the “stars” he appeared with are children too that he might have helped recruit.
Point to something specific in the testimony suggesting that — or anywhere else outside the trial, for that matter. It wouldn’t surprise me if Cobra had other underage performers (if they were lax with one model’s ID, they could have been lax with others). Even if that were the case, I know of nothing suggesting Brent had anything to do with recruiting anyone at Cobra, nor knowledge of other underage models at the time he was working with Cobra.
Got something to back up your wild speculations, or are you just throwing spaghetti against the wall to see if something sticks?
Cam
@michael:
It isn’t segregated in bi-films. The reason it is in gay films is because the LAST thing a gay guy wants to see when he rents porn is a naked woman. Stop your whining and go produce a bisexual porn film…then when nobody rents it you can spend your time trying to figure out why.
Gurlene
@RS: In your case I going to be as nice as I can but I am not know for my generosity. Your stupid ass rant does not even deserve a response. But since I do have a few minutes and you seem to be a Perry Mason wannabe lets go for it.
You wrote: Sean and Grant went to the authorities themselves — sure, after consulting a criminal defense attorney, but that’s because they knew all eyes would be on them after their long lawsuit with Cobra (settled days before the tragedy). The prosecutors repeatedly exonerated both of them, and credited their risky wiretapped conversations with H&J as being a critical piece of their prosecution.
I will let your silly ass stew on that one. Anyone who reads about the trial will come away thinking the same thing as I did.
You are clearly on the side of Roy/Corrigan but it don’t mean shit in my eyesight. I stand by my evalutation of this case. You contradicted yourself in your own response. Reread the damn case and then go back to fantasizing about having sex with jailbird Harlow or his lover or Marmaduke or whoever/whatever the hell turns you on.
Not only did I read the about the damn trial everyday I have yet to hear anything about this kid’s upbringing (which you yourself backed up with absoulutely nothing except the fact that is obvious, he ran away and joined the porn industry). You dumb ass, everyone has a home environment they left and he ain’t no different. What was so tragic that he ran away?
Why did you not add how the judge stopped the trial to advise “sweetpea” about how HE was INCRIMINATING HIMSELF? Did you not read about how the judge asked him if he needed a lawyer and he said no, he was comfortable with his testimony? Did you forget or was it intentionally left out by you in the hopes I had not read it. You stupid ass that alone left him open to further scrunity by a future overzealous prosecutor.
You are one stupid loud mouth ass who has no concept of truth nor able to read between the lines. OJ Simpson was guilty too of murder and everyone knew it but you had to read what you saw and draw the conclusions from it because there was no actual evidence whatsoever. It was all speculation. BUT STRONG SPECULATION. Regardless of how accurate/NOT EXACTLY ACCURATE BUT STILL IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD ON THE SAME STREET. What make your dumb ass think this case is any different? Love of this kid’s anus perhaps?
You have clearly not seen any of Kochis’ earlier vidoes, EVERY POOL BOYS DREAM, SCHOOLBOY CRUSH, and such because if you did bitch you would see for yourself why he came under scrutiny (and were also pulled from the shelves). Kochis had been charged before with having sex with minors and some how escaped prosecution. But of course you knew that too, even though it was not in the transcripts of the trial. The EXTREME youthfull looking models he had made anyone (but a knucklehead like you NO DOUBT) afraid to buy his movies because you knew it was kiddie porn.
YOU need to shut the fuck up and find someone else to vent your twisted anger at, you sorry ass queen.
Got something to back up your wild speculations, or are you just throwing spaghetti against the wall to see if something sticks?
I think you are the one who needs to get something to back up your unasked for speculations and learn to read and understand just what the fuck you are reading.
John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)
Heh, though this was a fun post and made me laugh! Thanks! 🙂
You should do more parties and event reportage…a nice breath of fresh air and adds dimension..
RS
@Gurlene: Wow, I haven’t called you any names. Calm down and stick to the fact, ‘kay?
Yes, the trial judge did stop the trial to warn Brent that he may be incriminating himself. But not about the murder, which is what you seem to be implying, but about admitting that he did porn under the age of 18. Brent’s position was that since he had already gone public with that, it wasn’t new news.
I have never seen any Cobra videos. I don’t watch a lot of porn movies and never even heard of Brent until long after he left Cobra. I’m aware of Kocis’ prior arrest. I’m not saying that there weren’t any other underage performers. I don’t know one way or the other, and it’s not relevant to this discussion. There certainly might have been. If I had to place a bet, I would wager that there probably were, though I’m not personally aware of any others who have publicly come forward. All I’m taking exception to is the unfounded speculation that Brent had anything to do with recruiting any other Cobra models regardless of their age. I’m not exonerating Kocis or any other employee of Cobra with regards to whether or not there were other underage actors. If there were other underage performers hired by Kocis, why would Brent take the blame for that? Blame the staff responsible for recruiting, inspecting IDs, and filing 2257 complaince statements. Not other performers.
Not only did I read the about the damn trial everyday I have yet to hear anything about this kid’s upbringing (which you yourself backed up with absoulutely nothing except the fact that is obvious, he ran away and joined the porn industry).
Perhaps you are confusing me with another poster, because I never mentioned anything about Brent’s childhood. All I’ve said is that is has been examined, and the District Attorney not only hasn’t pressed charges against him but has actually taken the unusual step of publicly stating Brent was not an accomplice to the murder.
Steve
I think they should have a dress code next year: Bow tie and cummerbund. Nothing else, unless it’s made of leather. Of course, enforcement of the dress code would be at the discretion of the nominees, whoever happens to be near. That would be hot.
Shelby Long
Who writes this shit…..very funny top notch !!!
jason
Dellis Only,
I’m a great believer in male bisexuality. But the porn industry segregates it from the mainstream. Female bisexualiy, on the other hand, is included in mainstream porn. It’s a double standard as enforced by the porn industry.
My point is that the double standard is wrong. Porn therefore sets a bad example in relation to human sexuality, an example which is homophobic towards the male-male interaction.
jason
Keep in mind, also, the huge imbalance in the amount of female bisexuality shown in porn compared with the amount of male bisexuality shown in porn. It’s a huge imbalance which favors female bisexuality at the expense of male bisexuality.
Clammy
Lighten up dudes. This is male to male porn we are talking about. Quit your philosophizing and fetch your cum-cloths.
alan brickman
Of course Dustin Lance Black was there…he’s secretly having it off with Brent Corrigan…..
Aaron J.
Michael and Jason are the same person. Always railing about the “liberal bisexual double standard.” He drove everyone on Towleroad insane leading up to the election, letting us all know how stupid we were for voting Democratic. And the guy doesn’t even live in the US, but Australia.
Helga von Ornstein
Why did they not include the list of winners in all categories? I would love to know who won for best bottom. My favorite, Remy Mars, was nominated.
Monica Roberts
Where was the angry black male-to-female transgendered disenfranchised downtrodden “have to share a apartment with 3 crackheads cause she ain’t found a club that wants to book a bitter transy as a headliner” contingencies?
LOL
I am so over myself.
mike80
I saw many people are discussing this on the forum of agegap dating site called agelesskiss dot com. You may go there to check it if you are interested. Maybe you can meet your life partner there.
Bob Lablah
@Monica Roberts: How is Flotilla de Barge these days? Seems like her, Lady Bunny and Candis Cane have gone the way of the doedoe.
RU4Real
@RS: You sound VERY defensive when it comes to Brent Corrigan. And… risky you said about the wiretapped conversations? Please, Cuadra and Corrigan were buddies, and we will really never know what transpired between those two before. Corrigan and his partner became informants, clean and simple, in exchange for not being charged. That happens all the time. That does not make them innocent.
RU4Real
Oscar-winner Dustin Lance Black again in another event with Brent Corrigan. First he tried to get him into “Milk” (or was it to milk?) and now, ummm, maybe he wants to write Corrigan’s life story? Yeah, sure, that’s the ticket, that’s it.
Dee
Where the heck have I been? thanks for the education. Wish I had seen this. Janice Dickenson sounds hot.
Brad Purcell
I regularly watch the Gay Porn Oscars when I remember when they will be on.
Brad Purcell
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Brad Purcell
Male on male is hot. ouuhhhhh.
Brad Purcell
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Olga
I agree. It is anti-gay discrimination!
Soupy
You guys are just mad because you did not win for best girl on girl fake bi sex scene.
justiceontherocks
@Max Campbell: And the winner for most nonsense written on a gay blog goes to . . . . .
It’s a tie: Max, Jason, Olga, Chupa, come get your statue.
justiceontherocks
@Max Campbell: You have something against lesbians, little boy?
Peter
I hate lesbians because they haven’t any problems with homobia!
justiceontherocks
@Max Campbell: you need to stop watching women screw and ger out more. Not many lesbians are conformists. As to the stupid part, they’re all geniuses compared to you.
Go have sex with Olga. She’s the only one who’ll have you.
justiceontherocks
@Max Campbell: Porn has almost no influence on society. It reflects society. No one with a life takes it seriously. Find something else to get worked up over.
justiceontherocks
@Max Campbell: it’s not because of porn. It’s because people like watch woman on woman action.
Your thinking is confused and immature. Your multiple personalities are humorous. But it’s time for you to get a job or a pet and quit worrying about foolishness.
justiceontherocks
@Max Campbell: Cretin, you haven’t refuted the point that porn reflects society, not the other way around. If you think man on man porn would help society be less homophobic, then by all means go film some. But please stop making the same stupid unsupported arguments every time your meds run out.
Soupy
I don’t get this. Is the intention to make more straight men gay? If a guy is gay curious, odds are he will check out some gay porn.
justiceontherocks
@Chupa Chups: I can’t talk to you now. I’m watching Soupy-Jefree in their first full length bi-sexual female porn flick called “We became dykes because Max-Chupa Has a Tiny Dick.” It’s hot.
Jeffree
@ChalupaChups: Psychoanalytic theory considers homosexuality a disorder, so quoting it proves you are a homophobe.Plethysmography is hardly a reliable or valid measure and is not considered state-of-the art scientific tool. 35 as sample size is very poor research. Note that this study has not been replicated.
See you at The Bell of Tacos where gorditos and chalupa-chups are favorite non-bisex treat.
Olga
Totally agree with Max. Straight girls watch gay sex. Because we love male body!
Peter
justiceontherocks, fuck you!!!!!!!
Melanie
“It’s because people like watch woman on woman action.”
Really? I dislike. I prefer men.
Jeffree
@Melanie: Agreed: I prefer my porn without women in it at all. If I were bi I’m sure I’d prefer something else. If str8 women or lesbians want to watch guy-guy action, then they have plenty of choices, too. That’s why we have Pride every June, to celebrate what we have in common AND how we’re all different….
Peter
Jeffree, die with all lesbians!