The Gayest of the Jonas Brothers Straps on the Lycra and Does His Best Beyonce
With virtually no sense of irony, the Jonas Brothers’ management though the perfect way to promote their fourth — yes, fourth — studio album would be by having Joe “The Gay One” Jonas jump on the weeks-old trend of dancing to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” Yes, while wearing heels. Funny, because Joe already put a ring on it. [via PITNB]
What makes him the gayest, hmm? Let me guess, he isn’t straight “acting” and straight “appearing”, is that it? If that is the criteria for “looking gay” then let me break your dillusion, honey–that is all of us! Keep your fucked-up self-loathing to yourself!
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@ hayYall: No, you need a rehab to come down from that Tina high!
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@Hayyall: Okay I give you that one, it was funny, lol!
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@Bitch, please!: Wow… sounds like somebody has internal issues him/herself. Ever head of just having a good laugh? Yeesh.
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Wow…That was so awkward it was almost painful to watch.
And maybe it’s just me, but I’ve always thought Kevin was the gay one.
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Damn, how much did they pay that poor chap to do that. LOL. Killing me.
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It was much funnier when Justin Timberlake did it on SNL about 8-months ago when the song was actually relevant. He also has better rhythm than Joe, who can hardly be called a musician, or talented for that matter.
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that boy’s not gay: he just has gay hair. look at how he moves: the worst!
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That was just too painful to watch. I stopped half-way through..
Nick is my favorite anyways. ;)
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o god, please let’s not post about any more awkward teenage girl crushes from disney. being Creepy and other than masculine doesn’t make one gay. um, we should def. pass on them in the draft.
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Your 70s style sexual politics are tired, Queerty. If Joe Jonas wants to wait until he’s married in one of 6+ states where it’s legal that’s up to him. Also, oral sex isn’t sex. Welcome to the 21st century.
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WTF!!!!!ZOMG!!!WTF!!!ROFLMAO!!!LMFAO!!! Wahahaahahahahhaha
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i use to think that would be the one to top…now?
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lol that was fantastic lol……wait he’s kinda cute lol,omg im now a tween girl
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He looks like an uncoordinated pellican thats been set on fire.
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Forget the dancing, you’d think a Disney star would at least have mastered better lip-syncing skills by now.
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I think the girl’s just bad with heels, and most of the jittery chaotic and unsettling moves are him trying to correct for that.
or you know, Joe Jonas is actually VERY experienced with heels and is just pretending he doesnt know what the hell he’s doing to keep that closet door firmly shut.
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This isn’t a spoof on Beyonce, I think it is a trial audition for the next Pepto-Bismol ad. His facial expressions and moves say it all…Nausea, Heartburn, Upset Stomach, Diarrhea.
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I also think he’s gay. (I thought that before I saw this video) Any successful boy band needs to have at least one gay member.
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Well, I’m sure that Joe Jonas ‘Single Ladies’ YouTube video will hit and pre-teen girls would drop their jaw when they see this funny video.
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He’s obviously pretending to be horrible and spazzy so that his female teen demographic isn’t too put off at that fact that he can walk in heels better than they can.
I must say, though, that his spot as the ‘Hottest JoBro’ has been usurped by Nick. *swooons*
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@Bitch, please!: Everyone calls him the gay one because in may’s instyle mag. He said that he had a crush on Daniel Craig… yup no one makes too big of a deal about it.
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his daddy put a ring on it! actually his daddy put rings on all three boys in a publicity ploy for the no sex education crowd. latest news, mommy fears boys will be seduced because they are boys after all and you know how them hormones are!
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that kid had better start watching his diet now. all of his weight is going straight to his ass.
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did ya notice they made the least cute one do this number?
who the hell are the jonas brothers and why should we care about them? is lady gaga banging them?
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JUST THEN… A frenzied Nick enters from behind, tears Joe’s leotard, and…
I know, I know… I’M SO BAD :O)
@Rick: “the least cute one”?!! What are you smoking??? The least cute one is the least cute one, naturally. (HINT: It’s not Joe or Nick.)
I just reminded myself of my favorite “worst hint ever” from the Anderson Cooper “drunk” video. He asks the audience if we can guess who sung for Sasha and Malia at the White House, then follows the question with, “Here’s a hint: it was the Jonas Brothers.”
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The least he could have done was learn the words.
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And to think I thought the Brady Bunch and the Partridge family were god awful.
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Painful, not funny, calling it GAY would be an insult to Gays…
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I used to love Joe. Now I’m ruined for life!
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Watching this, I’m reminded of one of Buddy Cole’s jokes from “Kids in the Hall”: “I still refuse to believe Liberace was gay. I just…don’t…want him to be!”
I would say the same for any one of the Jonas brothers…
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It’s good that Joe Jonas is willing to make fun of himself at least, he may be comedian material after all…
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@Bitch, please!: Kudos. (:
They are right, you know. Besides. I happen to know a few gay people, who are no means “terrible,” and they are my friends.
It’s like making fun of sexuality is such a big deal.
“Oh, they’re so gay!”
“Oh, they’re so STRAIGHT.”
Yeah. Seriously.
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The sad thing is, I *was* attracted to him *until* I saw this video. Did no one prep him with the moves, or can he just not dance? Poor thing …
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Wow, faggots sure are nasty and catty.
Well, with that comment, you just summed up your homophobia.
And the “breeders” are not nasty and catty? One good word, deserves another, you know?
We all know just how much the fundies, the RC Catholic Church, the Jews and the Muslims love us, don’t we now?
Oh wait…I forgot to mention the 52 percent of the straights in California who also hate our asses.
Pro8 ring a bell for ya?
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