• While Queen Elizabeth's guards may be stiff and formal in public, it's a different story when they're getting ready for work. A very different story. [The Sun]

• She didn't even win American Idol, but runner-up Katharine McPhee has already adopted a diva attitude. [Lowdown]

• Where, oh, where, has Jessica Simpson's nose gone? With kid sis Ashlee getting so much attention after donning a new schnoz, the visual evidence suggests Jessica got jealous. [PITNB]

• Rob and Jordan dissect exactly what People's Hottest Bachelors might all have in common. [PEN15 Club]