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The “Girls” Emotional Age Recap: “Deep Inside”

Death looms large this week as John Cameron Mitchell’s character on Girls gets called to that big Hedwig and the Angry Inch remount in the sky. What does it mean to lose someone? What’s the right way to grieve? How many bandanas constitute a collection? It’s amazing how little people can learn from experiences that would usually change lives.

s3e04 Hannah

HANNAH
Emotional Age: 16

Hannah has but one concern in all the world: how does this affect me? If her level of self-absorption raised any higher, she’d cause a singularity and end the world. You know you’ve gone too far when Adam’s nutbag sister sees you as a lost cause. It’s like the entire city is lining up one by one to let Hannah know that she’s awful. Not that she’d ever listen. Teenagers are such know-it-alls.

s3e04 Marnie

MARNIE
Emotional Age: However old the lady in Eat, Pray, Love was

Smoothies. Jogging. Expressing herself openly and honestly. Validating the kind of fancy, important people that want to spend time with her. Marnie is a walking affirmation this week, and the fixation couldn’t possibly have come from within. Though we don’t know exactly who she’s modeling herself after, it’s safe to assume that she read a book about the importance of embracing your genuine self. Or, like, something on Pinterest about the benefits of kale.

s3e04 Shoshana

SHOSHANA
Emotional Age: Robot

Weird little Shosh is, as usual, programmed only to tell the truth, but something about her ability to explain without comprehending strikes me as automatic to the point of artificiality. Somewhere within her resides a complex code that compels her to share wisdom and focus on inane trivialities without ever processing her actions or their meanings. She is an all-seeing, all-saying, no-knowing oracle.

s3e04 Jessa

JESSA
Emotional Age: Endless

So fearsome is this drug-gobbling, sex-crazed, morally blind juggernaut that a close friend would actually fake death rather than risk another encounter with Jessa. She is ancient, permanent, and deadly: escape from her is impossible even when you shuffle off this mortal coil. Notice that her parting words this week are a curse on someone’s house, an act of destructive malice so joyous to her that she giggles about it on the way home.

By:           Chris J Kelly
On:           Jan 27, 2014
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  • 1 Comment
    • spencer87
      spencer87

      Why is this show being covered here? Cheap knock off of SATC and nothing remotely gay about it.

      Jan 27, 2014 at 10:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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