The Golden Globe Winner Who Loves Getting Spanked By Other Guys
 
 

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"This permanent B list television and film actor and Golden Globe winner/nominee has had a string of normal sexual relationships with the women in his life. It is only when he is with men that he explores his more umm eccentric pleasures. He loves nothing more than to be spanked and whipped. Umm, yeah, sounds like fun." [CDAN]

 
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No. 1 · myrios123

let down… (queerty) let down.

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 3:07 pm
No. 2 · glen

How is this interesting? Because I really have no idea at all who any "permanent B list television and film actor and Golden Globe winner/nominee" might be, I am left with an article I wish I hadn't wasted my time reading.

Isn't this what the National Enquirer is for?

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 3:25 pm
No. 3 · hardmannyc

"Golden Globe winner/nominee" has about as much significance as "Libertarian candidate for mayor."

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 3:35 pm
No. 4 · Dave

Hmmmm…I guess a "story" like this trumps the story about TWO more American soldiers being killed at war by a car bomb.

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 4:14 pm
No. 5 · Bob Lablah

B-list television? Could you be a bit more specific. 99.9% of all of television actors come under that category.

Don't get me started on reality shows either. Or is that were he is from?

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 5:14 pm
No. 6 · Lance Rockland

Tom Cruise? LOL

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 5:14 pm
No. 7 · Grey

I think I'm more interested in the model's photo than the actual subject of this too-vague blind item.

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 5:29 pm
No. 8 · Jon

Chris Meloni?

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 5:56 pm
No. 9 · alan brickman

more ted casablancas ineundo….great job guys…

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 8:09 pm
No. 10 · Jack Jett

Carrot Top

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 9:45 pm
No. 11 · anonymous

I would love to turn those pearlie white shorts a golden yellow.

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 10:38 pm
No. 12 · schlukitz

Sounds like fun to me too! Too bad we don't know who he is. ;p

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 10:49 pm
No. 13 · scott ny'er

arsenio hall

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 11:02 pm
No. 14 · Landon Bryce

I guess Tom Poston has been dead long enough that this is no longer tasteless. . .

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 at 11:15 pm
No. 15 · joe

OOOOOHH, Please let it be ChrisTOPher Meloni!

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 9:28 am
No. 16 · Ian

@joe: Chris has definitely put out a "yeah I'm straight but I'm so confident in my sexuality sure I'd fuck/get fucked with a guy every once in awhile" kind of an bi-attitude over the years, to me at any rate.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 11:17 am
No. 17 · Pig E Bear

Danny Pintauro? Eeuw. I grossed myself out just thinking about him.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm
No. 18 · Pig E Bear

Aaahhh!!

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jPmgJDQfKhM/RsccyoA4Y1I/AAAAAAAAAyk/FCZrsy_Jr_A/s1600-h/Pintauro2.JPG[/img]

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm
No. 19 · Aani

James Franco

Posted: Oct 6, 2009 at 9:10 pm
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