Comments on: The Good News: Masturbation Fits In Nicely With Catholicism http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/ Free of an agenda. Except that gay one. Wed, 15 Feb 2012 14:57:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: schlukitz http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191900 schlukitz Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:53:36 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191900 I just did it until I needed a diopter strength of +3.25. What I can't see, I can feel my way around for. ;P God works in strange ways, his wonders to perform. LOL I just did it until I needed a diopter strength of +3.25.

What I can’t see, I can feel my way around for. ;P

God works in strange ways, his wonders to perform. LOL

]]> By: galefan2004 http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191521 galefan2004 Fri, 10 Jul 2009 12:31:51 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191521 Funny how the one agency that is most responsible for all the poverty in this world (men and women having babies even when they can't afford them because the church says that is the goal) gets to tell us when its ok to jack off. Fuck the Catholic church. Funny how the one agency that is most responsible for all the poverty in this world (men and women having babies even when they can’t afford them because the church says that is the goal) gets to tell us when its ok to jack off. Fuck the Catholic church.

]]> By: TANK http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191467 TANK Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:13:49 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191467 TFB! TFB!

]]> By: DNK http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191465 DNK Fri, 10 Jul 2009 05:03:12 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191465 At my Catholic church, I was taught at an early age that masturbation was quite the abomination, twisting the preciousness of love (or at least hetero post-marriage missionary sex) into a heinous, prideful, "I love me" act of defiance against God Himself. See, religion isn't all bad; if we didn't have it, all those therapists would be out of a job. At my Catholic church, I was taught at an early age that masturbation was quite the abomination, twisting the preciousness of love (or at least hetero post-marriage missionary sex) into a heinous, prideful, “I love me” act of defiance against God Himself. See, religion isn’t all bad; if we didn’t have it, all those therapists would be out of a job.

]]> By: Papal Bull http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191438 Papal Bull Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:06:31 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191438 Old whores never die, they just become born again. Old whores never die, they just become born again.

]]> By: Marius http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191406 Marius Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:42:30 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191406 @<a href="#comment-191404" rel="nofollow">MiKem</a>: Yes you will and double blind if you are a gay priest. @MiKem:

Yes you will and double blind if you are a gay priest.

]]> By: me http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191405 me Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:41:43 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191405 i have been a catholic since the moment dad came but i fapped even back when it wasn't cool i have been a catholic since the moment dad came but i fapped even back when it wasn’t cool

]]> By: MiKem http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191404 MiKem Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:17:31 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191404 I have only one question.... will I still go blind? I have only one question…. will I still go blind?

]]> By: D-Sun http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191398 D-Sun Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:02:51 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191398 Well then, it's a good thing I don't care what any church has to say about anything at any time. Well then, it’s a good thing I don’t care what any church has to say about anything at any time.

]]> By: daftpunkydavid http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191387 daftpunkydavid Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:36:32 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191387 there is no bad news: heterosexual sex doesnt make one less gay!! if gay men wanna make babies with women (regardless of the orientation of the latter), then go for it! won't make you less gay in the least! and since when does fertilization require heterosexual sex, as you claim queerty?? there is no bad news: heterosexual sex doesnt make one less gay!! if gay men wanna make babies with women (regardless of the orientation of the latter), then go for it! won’t make you less gay in the least!
and since when does fertilization require heterosexual sex, as you claim queerty??

]]> By: 7SK http://www.queerty.com/the-good-news-masturbation-fits-in-nicely-with-catholicism-20090709/#comment-191384 7SK Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:27:28 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/?p=60345#comment-191384 Well, if we were to start listening to the church, we'd all have to kill ourselves and join our evil Sodomite brothers in Satan's terrible kingdom now, wouldn't we? Well, if we were to start listening to the church, we’d all have to kill ourselves and join our evil Sodomite brothers in Satan’s terrible kingdom now, wouldn’t we?

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