The GOP Needs Your Help
If you hadn’t heard, the Republican Party is a dying pachyderm carcass lying somewhere just outside Smokey Mountain National Park.You know it’s bade because the Republicans are looking for ideas, any ideas, from anyone, to fix the party at a new website. Yesterday, there was an idea that the GOP should remove its anti-gay planks and embrace LGBT folk, but today it’s deleted. I think you know what we have to do.
There were actually some pretty neat ideas listed. If they put most of the stuff on the page into their platform, I would definitely vote for them.
TRUCK NUTZ!!!!!
They won’t accept my suggestion to have a fund- raising re-enactment of Deliverance with Karl Rove in the Ned Beatty role. I say: If it looks like a pig and squeals like a pig it is a pig.
Eff the GOP.
I’d like to see them continue on a downward spiral, frankly.
One of the commenters did make me laugh, though, with his insistence that we “liberals” are too cowardly to go by our own names (???) + that gay marriage on the ballot (thanks to “misguided activist judges”) shouldn’t be taken seriously, due to our living in a democracy.
Yeah…somebody ought to tell this d-bag that we live in a constitutional republic.
Yes lets just have a one party system. God knows competition is bad for ideas and such. The repub party will be back and repackaged and hopefully better and more inclusive.
They should no longer allow themselves to be hijacked by the extreme religious right.
With Republicans it is basically all about wealthy people keeping their money and not paying taxes. All the stances on hot button issues like abortion or gay rights are simply to get votes from the cultural conservatives.
@Chopsie: Well, a true Republican would be about everyone keeping their taxes.
Keeping the money they pay in taxes, rather.
A good start would be a caged death match between Miss Charlie Crist vs. Sarah Palin
and let the Best B*TCH win,
hell I’d give the RNC a 5 buck donation to see that.
Bay Buchanan mud wrestling that pencil neck PF*CKTARD would be funny too
A dunk tank with Miss Matt Drudge sitting over a vat of vomit…would get me to pay 10 bucks for three throws,
We haven’t forgotten Matt how you hyped that racist backward B Ashley Todd story, and Hugh Hewitt better watch his back too.
@mark: Oh, God, yes.
Hugh Hewitt, that dry-lipped bastard. I wanted to throw a shoe at my TV whenever he popped up on CNN.
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The Republicans need to realize that they caused the destruction of the Republic. They need to change their name, and hide in a cave for a hundred years or longer. Then, maybe, the people will be able to forgive them for their unspeakable crimes.
R.I.P. GOP. Good riddance to bad rubbish.