The Greatest Beards In American Politics!
Arianna Huffington’s new comedy website, 23/6 launched on a decidedly lavender note today. First came an uproarious imagined instant message between Rudy Giuliani and new pal Pat Robertson.
And then they unveiled the Richard Curtis-inspired Great American Beard-Off, a who’s who of more-than-just trophy wives. The 23/6 staffers don’t have a picture of Mrs. Curtis, but they place her beard rating at “Osama Bin Laden” because she knew what she allegedly knew about Curtis’ unsavory sexual habits.
Oh, Dina McGreevey got a shout-out, too. And, as hard as it is to believe, she comes out looking good.
I disagree with the Beard rating of Suzanne Craig.
I think she should have a Beard Rating of Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top.
I think I might be developing a crush on Arianna Huffington. That website is all kinds of awesome.
What, no award for Dick Cheney. Y’know, Lynne’s beard?
Poor Arianna herself was a beard for her gay husband. As just another self-loathing gay GOP congressman like David Dreier for example, Congressman Huffington had senatorial ambitions. He was defeated on two counts…..the Democrat who defeated him is a better Republican than he could ever be….right Dianne Feinstein?….and he was “outed” and she divorced him.
Arianna is now a liberal and the Huffpo is great read. She divorced him years ago, and since they have children together, they have remained amicable.
I trust any “tonsorial” views on someone’s hirsuteness….