For the times you just can’t find the words to describe a male model’s beauty, or exactly what you’d do to him if he were in your bed, let Horny Toons do the talking for you.
Horny Toons is the kind of brilliant Tumblr that happens when the Internet and Photoshop get together and have passionate sex. It’s a collection of hot male models and (sometimes) fully-nude pornstars in erotic poses, accentuated by wildly excitable cartoon characters doing everything you wish you could — humping, licking, and literally gushing rainbows into ass cracks.
Enjoy!
h/t Horny Toons
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Billy Budd
Adorable.
mgmchicago
Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should.
iltman
That Spongebob gets all the boys!
DerekR
Just because you can complain about something, doesn’t mean you should.
misterhollywood
Tripple Woof!
coltonblack
Love the animated pic by the underwear. Bad boys!
sonofabee
OK, most of these are bizarre bordering on creepy, but the one where the cartoon character is tracing circles around the guy’s nipple — that one made me laugh out loud.
nudedude
face it….we all wanted to be the toon in each of those pics…..
jkrupiarz
Tina likes butts, though.
AxelDC
I like them a lot better without the annoying cartoons.
Billy Budd
My favorite is the Mickey Mouse one. The one focusing on the nipple is a close second.
Mr. E. Jones
@sonofabee:
@Billy Budd:
That’s Finn from ‘Adventure Time with Finn and Jake”. A brilliant cartoon that everyone should watch.
Ridpathos
Patrick made me cry.
Sebizzar
Haha I love these, I see tons of male models on tumblr and after awhile it gets kinda repetitive but this makes it more interesting xD
tricky ricky
what, no betty boop?
SteveDenver
I have always loved this picture of Todd Sanfield (the rest of the series is SMOKIN”). Sponge Bob makes it better!
Mezaien
Hot men with hot humor :-).
james_in_cambridge
Who’s the naked dude on the bed that Spongebob is butt-licking?
Sebizzar
@james_in_cambridge: http://www.underwearexpert.com/2012/07/todd-sanfield-article/
james_in_cambridge
@Sebizzar: Thank you! The pic above does NOT do him justice!