Dina Matos-McGreevey played the victim in court yesterday. The former NJ first lady, who's divorcing homo hubby Jim, testified that she spent her $30,000 life savings on her wedding, which her politically hungry husband stacked with political and civic leaders, even though she wanted a small, intimate gathering. Then, as if that's not enough, she had to replace his cabinets that "had food from like 1992." Good god - she had it worse than the slaves! Meanwhile, the trial continues today and is expected to last until the end of time, at least. [NYDN]