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The Hot Gay Sex Scene Embedded In This Dragon Video Game

While some video games, like The Sims, allow characters to engage in same-sex lovin’, we believe BioWare’s Dragon Age is the first that game creators produced an entire gay sex scene for. Between man and elf.

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Well, it’s the first we’ve ever seen.

We’ve never played Dragon Age: Origins (the “dark heroic fantasy” was just released this month), but from watching this clip we know characters are given a series of dialogue options when talking to other characters. And like a good Choose Your Own Adventure book, selecting the right choices will reap excellent rewards.

Like this Brokeback Mountain style romp by the fire, which, depending on the height of your cubicle’s walls, may be NSFW.

And these two are supposed to be enemies. Aww!

By:           editor editor
On:           Nov 12, 2009
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  • 48 Comments
    • Jacqui Smith
      Jacqui Smith

      Too bad you don’t get to see more.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fuzzypony
      fuzzypony

      Win!

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tarcash
      Tarcash

      A step in the correct direction. Video games have long since ignored a demographic that is quite loyal to well designed games.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AlwaysGay
      AlwaysGay

      Very hot! I too would have liked to have seen more. If this is available for PCs I am going to get it.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_cambridge
      james_cambridge

      That was some scintillating dialogue as well….

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • PriorWalter
      PriorWalter

      There are also lesbian story lines in the game. I’m playing now as an elf lesbian.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • YellowRanger
      YellowRanger

      …Antonio Banderas?

      Nov 12, 2009 at 12:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • GoKitty
      GoKitty

      The game lets you choose the sex of your character so the storyline could potentially be hetero but its nice you get that option. I made a female and I dont see any potential love interest for me, everyone just thinks I’m a bitch right now.

      This is not the first time BioWare has done this though, just the first time with the main character. I believe in their Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic rpg, there was a lesbian jedi.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 12:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chuck
      Chuck

      Boring!

      Nov 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Distingué Traces
      Distingué Traces

      I love following the romances, but I just can’t get hot over 3D modeled sex scenes.

      Also, unfortunately Zevran is a lot less hot in the game than in his concept art, in which he wears a nipple-grazing merry-widow/bustier type thing with bare tattooed shoulders.

      GoKitty: As a female character you get to romance the adorable Alistair, you lucky bitch! You can also go for Leliana or Zevran, both of whom swing both ways. Morrigan is the only one of the love interests who doesn’t like girls, and Alistair is the only one who doesn’t like boys.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 1:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • scott ny'er
      scott ny'er

      omg. all that is missing is a cig. i’m not a prude but I was a little shocked by that.

      and it’s an elf with a human. even more shocking.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Republican
      Republican

      “I just can’t get hot over 3D modeled sex scenes.”

      LOL, so true. I know some gaymers get boners over shit like this, but I just don’t get it.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jimmy
      jimmy

      I wanna see elf peen!

      Nov 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lady Ga-Gasp
      Lady Ga-Gasp

      I was sure Michael Lucas would show up any second.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 1:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shawn
      Shawn

      That was a weird accent for an elf.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 1:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Distingué Traces
      Distingué Traces

      In Dragon Age, elves are mostly a subjugated people. Except for the wild Dalish elves they live confined to ghettos in human cities.

      Zevran has the accent of the human culture he was raised among after being sold as an infant.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 2:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tom
      Tom

      The Christians were right all along. Man on Elf sex. That’s not right!

      Nov 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • romeo
      romeo

      @Tom #17: Speak for yourself, Tom. LOL I’ve done elves. You know, the bar is closing, the lights have come up. Oh, well, what the hell. LMAO

      Nov 12, 2009 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      I’m a great believer in inclusiveness in video games but does everything need to be sexualized like this? Gay rights is great but let’s not use it as an excuse to lower the bar in terms of sexual explicitness.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 2:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chameo
      Chameo

      What was too gay for even most of us gays. Gay sex in a video game. Wow.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 3:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Distingué Traces
      Distingué Traces

      Hee! I’ve just found out that Zevran takes a different role in the sex scene depending on your character’s race.

      With humans and dwarves he’s a bottom, as seen above. But with other elves, he’s a top, as seen here:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHjls193L2w

      This is racism! Racist stereotyping in video games!

      And it’s inaccurate too — I’ve know many dwarfish bottoms.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Synnerman
      Synnerman

      Damn! I have to make a new character. Bye bye Elf Mage. Hello human. :)

      Nov 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dave
      Dave

      @ Jason: these romance subplots are a major part of most RPGs; it’s just that in all but BioWare’s games, they’re exclusively heterosexual. If they’re going to include such subplots anyway, isn’t it better that they’re more inclusive?

      You are right, however, that they’re getting slightly racier, but that’s happening across the board. BioWare’s first foray into a same-sex romance subplot, in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, ended in a confession of lesbian love but no physical interaction whatsoever. Their first man-on-man romance (in Jade Empire, which also allowed a lesbian romance and a MFF threeway) was criticized because while all of the hetero romances ended in screen kisses, the gay male romance just faded to black. Their next major RPG, Mass Effect, didn’t include any explicitly gay or lesbian romances, though it did include a possible romance between a female character and a female-like monogendered alien. And the romance climaxes were more explicit–basically just a roll in the sheets, nothing you wouldn’t see on prime time.

      In that regard, it looks like Dragon Age is just continuing the trend of racier romance subplots while restoring the trend towards inclusiveness that Mass Effect largely skipped over.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 3:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hardmannyc
      hardmannyc

      You know what’s really sad? That’s much hotter than most real-life gay porn.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jason
      jason

      This looked like a bit of muscular play between Alexander the Great and Samson.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 4:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ally tart check
      ally tart check

      Did the elf’s accent remind anyone else of Antonio Banderas? Other than that, I also want to see elf peen!

      Nov 12, 2009 at 7:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mojojojo
      mojojojo

      So do orcs engage in homosex?

      Nov 12, 2009 at 7:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ted C.
      Ted C.

      And what is this mythological land where people leave their underwear on while having sex?

      I liked the gender-twist on “As the actress said to the bishop…”.

      Nov 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • san
      san

      “They do not come very often”

      Nov 12, 2009 at 10:06 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sean
      Sean

      @ Jason

      It certainly raised my bar.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 12:53 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Brian NJ
      Brian NJ

      “I was born of a whore and bred of an assassin.” I was wondering why that elf looked like Carrie Prejean.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 6:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James
      James

      @ Distingué

      Crap. I shoulda known. I always like the goofy straight guys. I was really hoping for some hot alistair-on-elf action.

      oh and seriously? Leliana? I would have figured Morrigan as the hot-goth-bi-girl. huh.

      Nov 13, 2009 at 10:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • clint
      clint

      Would have been hotter if the elf didn’t look like Stephen Baldwin. Yikes.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 1:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • john
      john

      this is hot.should be more gay sex scenes.how bout gay sex scene between a gay guy and a gay gorilla???.they do just about everything else,why not this??.

      Nov 14, 2009 at 10:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seanboy
      seanboy

      not hot

      Nov 15, 2009 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • j
      j

      @Brian NJ: Hahah! Thanks for that!

      Nov 17, 2009 at 6:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alex
      Alex

      hahaha there was a dude in the background after they had sex. was he watching the whole time?

      Nov 19, 2009 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marian
      Marian

      They did it in Jade Empire as well, you could have a male/male encounter or female/female (as well as male/female).

      Their games are also the best.

      Nov 21, 2009 at 9:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sugoidave
      sugoidave

      Woof! Woof!

      Nov 23, 2009 at 11:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Adam Taylor
      Adam Taylor

      I thought that the scenes were quite well done for the most part.
      They’re slowly improving the quality of such things, from the old style of just asking someone to sleep with you and going right to a black screen. But without being gratuitous.

      I’m straight and into old fashioned romance myself, so the relationship buildup with Leliana was my favorite. But my gay friends have complained about how the same sex relations are a little stereotypical in what they’ve seen.

      Alistair will only be with women, and gets the normal romantic, flirty, teasing relationship.

      Morrigan only wants men, and she’s the emo “love is a lie” type, who you basically have to have the sexual booty call with for a while before she will start to realize that she cares about more than just your body.

      Leliana goes both way, but either way, you have to go through the romantic courtship. It’s all emotional and loving and sweet. Giving her lots of flowers and gifts and a pet and all…

      Zevran however, well, he’ll sleep with anything. His character is raised by prostitutes, and brought up with the idea that sex is just good fun and should be enjoyed whenever, with whoever. There’s not really any “romance” with him, and he’s by far the easiest character to sleep with. He’s also the one into BDSM.

      Now, personally, I don’t really have a problem with Zevran. But I can see how some might get annoyed that the gay man is the one who does “everything else”. But considering that they only had 4 relationship characters, they had to sort out things somehow, and try to give as many different styles as possible.
      I’m hoping that perhaps in their next game, they might still have 2 hetero characters, 2 bi, and 2 who are homo only. Because from what I’ve seen, they’ve never given that choice. They have people who will go both ways, but they’ve never had any exclusively gay characters.

      Nov 24, 2009 at 11:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SuperCat
      SuperCat

      @ No. 40

      The thing with the Zevran romance is it does start out as a casual thing for him, and it is easy to sleep with him. However you can continue to talk to him and slowly he starts falling in love with you.

      Eventually he will give you an earring as a sign of his affections. He will even refuse to sleep with you until he sorts out his feelings. At the end of the game he will want to stay with you.

      Nov 25, 2009 at 5:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yiishuian
      yiishuian

      i don’t like it
      Too Bisexual,GDMI
      what the fog is that
      they dressed too much,like a rice dumplings
      i want to see that older guy open his Chrysanthemum
      licd by a young short hair boy like brent corrikan
      Not that Airport lady
      foging team
      go eat s***

      Jan 14, 2010 at 7:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yiishuian
      yiishuian

      yeah they are hot

      but my little brother is freezing

      Jan 14, 2010 at 7:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • book6201
      book6201

      0.0

      Mar 12, 2010 at 8:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bunny Snuggles
      Bunny Snuggles

      Actually, Alistair does have sex with a dude.

      Check out the video clip below:

      Mar 12, 2010 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cassandra
      Cassandra

      there are mods available that

      increase the possible intimate relationships to include just about every combination – any character can be intimate with either gender, pretty much

      refine the rendering of the bodies, introducing not just genitals, but a choice of uncut or cut, hairy or smooth, and a variety of cup sizes for women

      a growing collection of armor and clothing ranging from the practical to the salacious

      Most importantly though – the general population of modders and players on forums for the game are pretty casual about the gay/lesbian story lines

      May 13, 2010 at 2:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie Jackpot
      Charlie Jackpot

      The top was prety hot looking even if he did look like he had a hairy back

      But did anyone else hear a lot of barking? Am I missing something?

      May 20, 2010 at 4:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Truth B. Told
      Truth B. Told

      You can find the nude modification files at Dragon Age Nexus for free. You just have to register (anonymously if you like). I’m not getting any freebees for sharing this, so don’t kill the messenger.

      The link is at: http://dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=554

      …for the adult files,

      and at…

      http://dragonagenexus.com/downloads/top/

      for the list of most popular mod files.

      HAVE FUN!

      [img]http://dragonagenexus.com/downloads/images/554-1-1267846519.jpg[/img]

      May 25, 2010 at 9:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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