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The ‘Hot’ Soon-to-be-A-List Actor Looking for an Asian F Buddy in Vancouver Hotel

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So, is it someone from the A-Team movie, or Marmaduke? (Explicit language below.)

The following ad was recently posted on Craigslist Vancouver. Even if you know who is currently filming in Hollywood North, there are a lot of possible choices. Anyone care to venture a guess?

*are you Asian and hot? want to f-ck a movie star?* – 26 (Vancouver)
So here’s the scoop I’m 26 caucasian and f-cking hot I’m here in town for filming staying at an upscale hotel. I’ll let you know all the details later… I’m a B list actor but will be on the A list very shortly in good time. What am I looking for you ask? A gorgeous asian boy that I can f-ck the hell out of. F.Y.I. I’m not out and everyone thinks I’m straight but being gay is my secret to keep. This little rendezvous will happen in my hotel room and yes I’m registered under an alias. Please send me a cock pic, body pic and face pic. P.S. If I don’t get back to you with this fake e-mail just means I’m not interested and your not what I’m looking for. I’m extremely particular. If your the one to meet me you will 100% not be disappointed and you most likely wont believe it’s me…….I’ve seen so many cute asians in this city………………..Get back to me if your one of them…. Oh ya I will not send you a pic of me. If you see this add I’m still looking… I will not respond to one sentence questions….

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On:           Sep 16, 2009
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12 Comments

No. 1 · glen

sounds like a scam, or maybe just an idiot.

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Cam

Hmm, weird, he forgot to put in the part about how whoever shows up will be jumped by the three guys hiding in the room, robbed, and beaten up.

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 12:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 3 · naprem

I’d love for it to be Zack, but frankly I consider him to be already A-list. So one of the Twilight boys?

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 4 · terrwill · Member · 2441 comments

I KNOW WHO IT IS!!!! Its IMMA FRAUD!! give me a f’n break. Like any legitimate “B soon to be A” list star would actually post a listing like that………that would make him a B soon to be Z list star………

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Republican

Taylor Lautner?

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 1:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Latebrosus

I’m with Terrwill. Sounds fake and posted simply for the hell of it.

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 2:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 7 · myrios123 · Member · 129 comments

@Republican: we’ve really got to stop thinking the same things… Taylor would be my bet too.

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 3:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 8 · The Milkman

Apparently the training for almost-A-listers doesn’t include a tutorial on how to use an apostrophe correctly.

I hope he’s hot. My mama always said that if God didn’t give you brains, he at least gave you dimples.

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 9 · eb

thats so fake. the only way its real is if the poster is incredibly incredibly stupid, which does make sense since its proclaiming to be an actor…

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 4:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 10 · jarvisbearcub

Faker than fake.

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 11 · blackjack44

couldnt be any faker than that

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 at 10:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Jake the libertarian

Well what could possibly go wrong by showing up at this guys hotel??? Absolute best case scenario… I get to bottom and blow a super conceited Hollywood asshole who will never talk to me again! I love it when that happens! I go home and feel great about myself… Maybe he will even have some drugs too just for that extra shot of self esteem the next day! Oh, sign me up!

Posted: Sep 17, 2009 at 1:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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