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The Hotly Anticipated Gay/Straight “Big Brother” Threesome Finally Happened

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Big Brother ratings are way up this year, thanks in part to the wild homoerotic relationships developing between several straight men in the house and the show’s token gay, Frankie Grande.

The relationship between Frankie and houseguest Zach Rance has been particularly hot. Despite Zach’s self-proclaimed “straight male” status, the two have cuddled, kissed, exchanged massages and regularly sleep in the same bed, fully embracing their status as “Zankie,” the show’s first gay/straight showmance.

Sexual tensions reached a fever pitch in the house this week as live feed viewers were treated to an impromptu (and fully clothed, ugh) simulated threesome in the HOH bedroom. Watch in awe as houseguests Caleb Reynolds and Cody Calafiore make America’s gay dreams come true:

“I hope there’s a montage of all those moments on YouTube,” says houseguest Christine Brecht. If only she knew

Zankie is still going strong after a heated falling-out last week. Below, watch Zach question his sexuality over his undying love for Frankie:

And Frankie making out with Zach’s neck:

And Frankie, officially announcing that Zach is “bi-curious”:

Thank you, Lord.

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