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The Internet’s (Mostly Sad) Choreographic Recreations of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance”

Whether it’s Beyonce or Britney, the gays (and some heteros) love recreating their favorite pop dart routines. And Lady Gaga‘s “Bad Romance” — arguably the singer’s most complex and masterful work to date — is no exception. But because there are no censors for this sort of thing when uploading to YouTube, the web is filled with pretty terrible renditions — both with original choreography, and repeats of the Fame Monster’s original steps. But not all of them are so bad. Like the one above.

The most ridiculous? We saved for last.

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Bad lighting + Dorm room + Booty shorts = Never gonna live it down

Speaking of dorm rooms? But cutting from one shot to anotherdoes not a dance routine make

A room full of mirrors just means the mistakes can be seen in 360

You would think wearing just boxer briefs on the bottom would distract us from the terrible dancing. It did not

This dance was actually made for drag queens

It was also made for Boylesque

At least his put effort into his … costume?

Biggest waste of a green screen since National Treasure 2

We expected more

In a word: No

An empty garage is the new dance studio

And of course there’s pop music’s biggest offender of them all

Hands down, the most awesome

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