The KKK will soon rally against same-sex marriage in Iowa. They sure do love their rallies.

Klan member Douglas Sadler and Hawkeye State resident has come out to explain the reason for the march, saying he doesn’t “believe God’s law should be perverted any more than it already has been.” Yes, he means us queers.

So how does one get closer to God? Well, first you start with an old-fashioned cross burning.

We take green lumber that won’t burn. We wrap it in burlap, soak it in kerosene and light it. It’s a religious ceremony, a cleansing of souls, a repenting of sins,” said Sadler.

Call us crazy, but we think there might be a far less dramatic way to repent your sins.

North Iowa Klansman focuses his ire on gays [Globe Gazette]